S3E1 - My Gay Brother

S3E9 - What Jaws Taught Me About Parenting

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingly deep realization inspired by Jaws. The farmers discuss: • Why modern parenting feels harder than ever • Whether we're doing too many things “right” • Growing up before the internet had guardrails • Extending grace to our younger selves • Why happiness feels harder to find despite all our best efforts Plus: • Taylor Swift court-side • Sports obsessions and championship dreams • Richard Dreyfuss crushes • Red-card soccer stories • Snake presentations • Dog pee incidents • Conversation about childhood curiosity, internet safety, and growing up in a completely different era. Part nostalgia trip, part parenting discussion, part accidental philosophy session.

S3E8 - Sleepover Prank Panic

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, celebrate organizational breakthroughs, and accidentally invent a new life philosophy: Full Potato. The farmers discuss: • Why children are terrible liars • Parenting panic that follows questionable decisions • Friendship sleepovers and tired-mom mornings • Casino jackpots and slot-machine theories • Organization as a personality trait • The surprising joy of doing absolutely nothing Plus: • Dennis Rodman rookie cards • Airport TV deals • Executive muffs • Yoga etiquette • Sports-card obsessions • The ongoing pursuit of peace through labeled cabinets. Part parenting debrief, part comedy hour, part accidental life advice. Come hang out with us.

S3E7 - Rot Day Manifesto

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet. What starts with professional organizers, labeled pantries, casino jackpots, and tanning-bed nostalgia turns into a debate about boredom, productivity guilt, and whether modern parents are trying too hard to make childhood magical. The farmers discuss: • Why kids do not need to be entertained every second of summer • The surprising value of boredom • How adults forget how to rest • Whether struggle actually builds character • Why "rot days" might be one of the healthiest things a family can have Plus: • Pokémon convention victories • Lucky streaks and salt-bath manifestations • Celebrity plastic surgery opinions • Tattoo anesthesia • Parenting wins • Mike Tyson quote that sends the conversation in a completely unexpected direction Part parenting debate, part life philosophy, part group chat nobody asked to moderate. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

S3E6 - The Donger Episode

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss Pokémon art obsessions, potential live podcast, Lake Powell spirituality, sobriety milestones, creepy internet men, dangling throat anatomy, and the very real importance of hobbies. Standard farmer business. The girls get into: • Turning childhood interests into adult joy • Why women lose their identities • Emotional weight of old photos • Internet trolls and creepy comment sections • Whether OnlyFans performers count as sex workers. Plus: • Matching podcast shirts • Custom Pokémon binders • Live podcast ambitions • Cough attacks from hell • Main / Maiden voyage confusion • and one extremely emotional conversation about becoming the person you actually want to be. Part therapy session, part girls’ night, part accidental life coaching seminar. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

S3E5 - My Burn Book is OOC

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifying parking lots, and the deeply unhinged contents of Gretchen’s Notes app burn book. The girls spiral through: • Why women can never relax alone in public • Pokémon collector culture • Whether tanning beds are making a comeback • Childhood books that were way too dark • The emotional devastation of school spirit weeks. Plus: • Oura Ring regret • Suspicious MLM encounters • Sports cards and gambling tendencies • Energy drink reviews • Pageant mom discussions • A surprisingly emotional conversation about raising kids who feel safe and confident in the world. Part therapy session, part sleepover chaos, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.