The Thursday Night Tanked Show (The Plural of Moose is Mice, Episode 72)

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (That's What She Said, Episode 81)

Welcome to Episode 81 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “That’s What She Shed.” 🍺🎙️ This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos turn TNT into a live tech demo disguised as a podcast. CamDeck, SoundDeck, StoryDeck, moving backgrounds, overlays, weather widgets, scrolling text, broken green screens, five screens, too many dongles, and one terrifying amount of CPU usage somehow survive the night. The show opens with the official TNT warning, Jimmy Mack’s prayer, and immediate panic when Dr. Soos realizes he still has the wrong episode number on-screen. From there, Episode 81 becomes a stress test of Mr. X’s software empire while Dr. Soos operates a control center that looks like NASA, RadioShack, and a basement divorce simulator had a baby. This episode includes: 🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer 🖥️ CamDeck gets its first real live-show workout 🎛️ SoundDeck finally works after approximately seven thousand audio-routing crimes 📚 StoryDeck continues carrying News of the Weird 🔥 Mr. X and Dr. Soos test overlays, lower thirds, weather, images, scrolling text, and visual effects live on-air 🧯 Dr. Soos runs five screens, two computers, hubs, wires, dongles, fans, Telegram, YouTube chat, and possibly a small power-grid violation 🚂 Dr. Soos recaps his train trip through New York, Philadelphia, and Culpeper, including a four-hour nap on a station bench 💬 The live crew includes iEllie, AppleGirl, FourOnes, Fireman17, Rachel Babbles, Kevin, and Grant 🎂 Grant receives a deeply disturbing birthday song 🧠 Today in History covers Catherine the Great, the Declaration of Independence, Zachary Taylor, Bill Haley, Donkey Kong, Mario, Kevin Nash, Tom Hanks, Courtney Love, Jack White, Fred Savage, and Bon Scott ☎️ Voicemails include failed Frank impressions, vintage Michael McDonald, a song about Mr. X, Rose and Ethel chaos, Walgreens boner-pill confusion, Fourth of July warnings, and Bernie pretending to be Britney 👴 Rose and Ethel continue proving they need their own spin-off ✝️ AI Jesus enters the news cycle 🚔 A Callahan, Florida standoff involves pistol-whipping, gunfire, and the phrase “deadly missiles” 🗺️ Dr. Soos explores America’s strangest town names, including Ding Dong, Big Bottom, Boring, Jackpot, Pig, Chicken Bristle, Waterproof, and Ankle Scratch 🤖 Mr. X introduces AI actor Tilly Norwood, his future digital wife 👶 A woman posing as a child creates the deeply uncomfortable “baby lady” story 🛖 A backyard shed GPS disaster inspires the title “That’s What She Shed” 🦝 Raccoons allegedly put homeowners on notice 🍑 A Florida woman denies ownership of cocaine that allegedly fell from her butt during jail intake 👁️ A twitching-eye superstition leads to a detached-retina story 🍟 McDonald’s tests AI drive-thru ordering that may soon know your usual better than your family 🏚️ A marital dispute allegedly ends with a man using an excavator against his own house 🐿️ A rogue squirrel invades a Meta office in Bangkok ✈️ The world’s largest paper airplane creates total measurement confusion 🔥 An Indiana man cutting off and burning his own penis becomes the darkest story of the week 🧻 Product of the Week: Charmin Ultra Soft Forever Roll Starter Kit 💸 Mr. X correctly guesses the $24.99 price like a toilet-paper economist 🏀 A Goodwill Lakers jacket find may become a massive auction payday 🗳️ The chat votes “That’s What She Shed” as the official Episode 81 title 📞 The phony phone call returns with Dr. Soos calling Walmart Pharmacy about prescription toilet paper, Forever Rolls, tea tree oil, Taco Bell consequences, and Wilford Milford 🔋 The show ends when Dr. Soos’ laptop battery starts dying, which may be the most merciful ending possible Also featured: live software debugging, RSS-feed arguments, green-screen disasters, fake-story voting, squirrel overlays, Vinnie Barbarino appearances, CamTwist nostalgia, and shout-button demands.

The Sometimes Wednesday Night Tanked Show (Genital Reveal Party, Episode 80)

Welcome to Episode 80 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Genital Reveal Party.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos break the sacred Thursday schedule for a one-time Wednesday night train wreck — literally. Both hosts roll in with moving train backgrounds, a Wednesday-themed studio gag, broken audio, basement fan noise, and the immediate feeling that the calendar itself is angry.The show opens with Jimmy Mack’s official TNT prayer, a reminder that this is still somehow Episode 80, and Dr. Soos explaining his upcoming train trip while Mr. X tries to understand why anyone would choose rails over just staying home forever. From there, the whole thing turns into a Zoom circus with surprise guests, old callbacks, voicemails, fake story chaos, and a title that nobody can say correctly without making it worse.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🚂 A one-time-only Wednesday night episode with full train-background nonsense🖱️ Mr. X starts the night at war with his mousepad🌬️ Dr. Soos tests a personal air conditioner that sounds like an airplane bathroom🎭 Zeffry joins live and becomes the first real Zoom guest chaos multiplier👑 iEllie joins live from Mississippi and immediately upgrades the show’s management structure🔥 The Wednesday night curse knocks Dr. Soos offline mid-show during thunderstorms in New York📺 Ustream, JTV, CamTwist, old video archives, and lost TNT history all get dragged back into court💬 Chat room / live crew includes iEllie, Zeffry Soucy, AppleGirl, and Fireman17🧠 Dr. Soos brings back Today in History, including Canada Day, ZIP codes, the Tour de France, Gettysburg, American Zoo Day, and Blink-182 Day🎵 Blink-182 becomes “Mark’s penis is a small thing,” because the show always degrades into junior high school☎️ Voicemails include iEllie demanding Wednesday Night Tanked merch, Rose giving TLC/THC plant tips, Bernie warning everyone about Fourth of July fingers, Frank Pogue launching “Pogue That,” and Christopher Cross threatening legal action⚖️ The Michael McDonald / Christopher Cross / Craig Cross legal universe somehow keeps expanding🐝 A truck spills millions of bees into a Texas neighborhood💩 Noah Kahan allegedly has to remind concert fans not to poop near the stage🦠 A CDC diarrhea outbreak turns into fruit-and-vegetable panic🐖 Zeffry attempts his first guest story about a political prize hog and brings the show to a screeching halt🌸 Scammers sell fake AI-generated flower seeds to people who think cat-shaped plants are real🚗 A loaner car, dealership balloons, and confused drivers enter the news story battlefield🦁 A loose giraffe story wanders into the mess🐦 Bright blue pigeons, a gender reveal party, and the birth of “Genital Reveal Party” as the show name📱 Product of the Week: Commodore’s Callback 8020 smart flip phone🐔 The day-one discount code “CHICKENLIPS” becomes way too real🐱 Bonus Product of the Week: Motivational Swearing Cats coloring book🖍️ AppleGirl apparently buys the coloring book before the show even ends🗳️ The chat room locks in “Genital Reveal Party” as the official Episode 80 title📞 No phony phone call this week, because Wednesday already did enough damageThis episode also features old-school TNT memory archaeology, train turbulence, smart glasses, missing shirts, laundry night, Mississippi daylight confusion, Dr. Soos on a phone, Fireman17 arriving just in time, and the terrifying discovery that a Wednesday episode may be too unstable even for TNT.The crew devolves into a real-life TNT After Dark Zoom call and draws on the whiteboard for 30 minutes of complete nonsense and mayhem.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, fake story voting, alcohol, bad technology, surprise guests, internet disasters, and two grown men proving every week that even one schedule change can summon demons. 🍻

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (Hot Fat Beef Drippings, Episode 79)

Welcome to Episode 79 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Hot Fat Beef Drippings.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another elegant disaster of a livestream featuring thunderstorms, broken tech, fake stories, real stories that sound fake, chat-room nonsense, questionable food science, and the phrase “hot fat beef drippings” somehow becoming the official title of an episode. Civilization had a nice run.The show kicks off with pre-show Zoom chaos, audio tweaking, Codex experiments, green screen madness, and Mr. X nearly getting taken out by a Florida thunderstorm while Dr. Soos tries to figure out why his microphone sounds like it’s possessed. From there, the boys roll into Episode 79 with the Jimmy Mack opening prayer, live chat chaos, Telegram updates, and the announcement that the next show may happen on Wednesday because apparently even the schedule is drunk.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack opens the show with the official TNT prayer🌩️ Mr. X battles a Florida thunderstorm mid-broadcast🖥️ Codex, Zoom, audio settings, and more tech nonsense than any show should survive🚀 New Episode 79 animated Zoom backgrounds💬 TNT Telegram chat, website updates, and phony phone call suggestion forms📅 A possible one-time Wednesday Night Tanked experiment🏳️‍🌈 Dr. Soos delivers another “Today in History” segment🎵 Michael Jackson, Anne Frank, Virginia, Global Beatles Day, and National Catfish Day all somehow get dragged into this mess🦀 Mr. X explains his oddly specific seafood rules📞 Voicemails from Michael McDonald, Bernie Sanders, Zephyr, Donnie Donahue, Rose, Bartholomew McKinley, and more🏀 Zephyr debuts an NBA player date-night impression🧍 Rodney returns with an Ozempic/Ant-Man line that actually lands🍌 A banana-shaped car gets pulled over in Montana🍞 Scientists make sourdough bread using yeast from a 5,000-year-old mummy🍦 Extremely cursed British ice cream flavors enter the chat🥩 The birth of “Hot Fat Beef Drippings”🥗 TSA warns travelers about packing too much ranch dressing🥤 Mug Root Beer teams up with Yung Gravy, because society is clearly running out of ideas🌴 Florida man becomes a neighborhood weather source for all the wrong reasons🏓 A pickleball match in St. Augustine turns into a felony situation🐱 A litter box camera becomes the worst relationship detective ever🦝 A raccoon story with a very committed special guest🥪 Oklahoma Arby’s gets dragged into the weird news pile🎶 The longest-titled number one song in Billboard history gets tortured live⛳ Product of the Week: toilet golf🤖 Bonus Product of the Week: CrankGPT, the hand-cranked AI nobody asked for📞 A phony phone call attempt asking Arby’s about hot fat beef drippings ice cream🗳️ The chat room officially chooses “Hot Fat Beef Drippings” as the episode titleAs always, the boys also play the fake story game — but no spoilers here. Listen along and see if you can spot the nonsense hiding inside the nonsense. Good luck, detective. You’ll need a flashlight and probably a drink.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense.Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, fake stories, real stories that should be fake, and two grown men proving every week that the internet was a mistake worth making. 🍻

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (Little Kansas Dick, Episode 78 )

Welcome to Episode 78 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Little Kansas Dick.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another finely aged technology disaster powered by Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, weak THC drinks, repair glasses, exploding server rooms, shirt-changing trauma, voicemail insanity, and one Kansas pizza monologue that instantly becomes TNT history.The show opens with the usual ritual: technical confusion, the theme song, the official TNT warning, and Jimmy Mack delivering the opening prayer. Dr. Soos debuts his terrifying computer repair glasses, Mr. X once again struggles not to call the show Tuesday Night Tanked, and the chat room immediately resumes its role as TNT’s hostile executive board.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 78 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer👓 Dr. Soos wears his high-tech computer repair glasses way too long🤖 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT server room with robot ladies and constant explosions🍒 Mr. X upgrades to Big Boy Beer: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat🥤 Dr. Soos investigates a suspiciously weak THC drink📉 TNT checks the podcast and YouTube numbers and regrets it immediately🛍️ The brand-new TNT merch store gets promoted👕 The hand-drawn TNT caricature shirt gets its big moment🚨 Dr. Soos changes shirts live and nearly breaks the internet💬 The TNT Telegram chat becomes the official 24/7 chaos chamber📼 The new TNT voicemail archive is now live on the website☎️ The voicemail number returns: 904-516-0045🧠 Voicemail 101 returns because callers are still fighting their phones🌎 Jimmy Lindenstein delivers questionable World Cup coverage from Sydney🥃 Nikolai Magomedov makes a strange alcohol-business proposal🤖 A brutal AI-style voicemail reviews the show and calls the boys beautiful bastards☎️ Rose tries to make a hotel reservation through the voicemail line🎶 Michael McDonald briefly resurfaces👑 iEllie calls to demand an on-time show with no AI slop🏍️ Macho Man Randy Savage calls from a motorcycle and threatens future wrestling violence🍕 Long Rod Wiley Rodney from Kansas delivers the greatest leftover party pizza recipe ever recorded🧄 Garlic powder, garlic olive oil, Italian seasoning, hot honey, and Kansas confidence become show canon🧓 Bernie Sanders returns with more legal confusion🎤 David Lee Roth and Axl Rose return to the TNT voicemail universe🧊 Mr. X freezes again, because internet failure is now a recurring cast member📰 News of the Weird finally begins roughly 40 minutes into the show🍺 A Florida DUI story involves an alarming number of White Claw cans🐶 A gaming PC allegedly saves someone from a bullet fired by a neighbor’s dog🐱 A school lockdown involves a possible mountain lion situation🍗 A rotisserie chicken return attempt enters the Tractor Supply universe🚽 A bidet-related toilet mishap goes horribly wrong🌧️ Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark attraction deals with rain damage🥪 A McDonald’s Sausage McMuffin lawsuit gets violently summarized🌭 A German man builds the world’s largest LEGO sausage🐈 A cat wanders onto a Romeo and Juliet stage and steals the entire play🥩 Product of the Week: Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Meat Exotic Snack Sticks🦘 Kangaroo, elk, wild boar, ostrich, alligator, venison, and other questionable stick meats enter the chat🧴 Bonus Product of the Week: Vacation Classic Sunscreen Whip, which looks dangerously like whipped cream🗳️ The chat room votes on the official show title🏆 “Little Kansas Dick” becomes the official Episode 78 title📞 The phony phone call segment collapses into Phony Phone Call 101🎧 The show closes with vintage TNT clips, including the legendary Goatee Saver and Meet the Feekers meltdown

The Thursday Night Tanked Show (Blur Jay, Episode 77)

Welcome to Episode 77 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Blur Jay.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another precision-engineered disaster powered by Pabst Light, a working Story Deck, blurry bird photography, fake legal threats, broken pronunciation, and a phony phone call that turns a pizza restaurant into a Canadian baseball crisis center.The show opens with the rarest TNT event of all: most things actually work. Jimmy Mack delivers the opening prayer, Kevin enters the chat, AppleGirl checks in from a train, and Mr. X unveils a new TNT server-room background full of bald robot women and infrastructure fires.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🔥 Story Deck works, which is immediately suspicious🤖 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT server room🚂 AppleGirl joins from a train🐦 Dr. Soos introduces the blurry bird feeder legend known as the Blur Jay🎤 A trivia host may have pulled a Gary Cherone question straight from TNT lore⚖️ The Gary Cherone legal universe continues to haunt the show🏀 Mr. X becomes a basketball expert after watching roughly two games🚩 “Flagrant foul” mutates into “fragrant flower”🏒 The Golden Knights confuse everyone (though Mr. X was an actual Golden Knight in college)🍺 Tonight’s episode is unofficially brought to you by Pabst Light📞 Voicemails include Rose, Nick DiBiase, Donnie Donahue, and multiple phone-usage crimes🧓 Bernie Sanders forgets his legal demands and reads his grocery list instead⚖️ Craig Cross calls live, attacks the Bernie impression, blames another secretary, and reveals Gary Cherone’s demands🐸 Bernie is accused of sounding like Kermit the Frog🐦 Gary allegedly wants a carrier pigeon named Cletus and possibly a Blur Jay💪 Craig Cross turns out to be Arnold the whole time🍆 Dr. Soos covers a medical story about a rare triple penis🎶 “Detachable Penis” by King Missile becomes briefly relevant, because TNT is educational🏀 A high school yearbook quote allegedly predicts “Knicks in 6” for the 2026 NBA Finals🧾 A man's last name "Pfeufer" becomes “Fafoofer”🍟 A Frenchman crashes into Sydney’s Archibald Fountain while eating McDonald’s🧌 A Florida tricycle suspect allegedly steals lawn gnomes🏐 A man may or may not accidentally join a cult after misreading an adult kickball flyer📚 Professional wrestling invades public libraries🐱 The world’s richest cat leads to French tax confusion and “Prostate Court”🪑 A Florida parking-space furniture dispute enters the scene🐢 A turtle survives buried under a house for ten years💩 NASA tests turning astronaut poop into plant food🌕 The moon may someday run on recycled urine and the worst salad bar in the solar system🩲 Product of the Week: Tidy Whities microfiber glasses cloths🍟 Bonus Product: a car french fry and sauce holder Mr. X immediately needs🥫 The legendary Amazon can opener disaster returns🚗 Dr. Soos revisits his Florida rental car failure📞 Live Phony phone call: Dr. Soos asks a pizza restaurant about watching the Toronto Blur Jays play the Oreos. Notable: Baseball, DVRs, Canadian relatives, hard liquor, sombreros, and street fighting🏇 Dr. Soos attempts a horse-racing announcer voice for the show title poll🗳️ The chat room chooses “Blur Jay” as the official title🎂 Kevin receives a deeply uncomfortable TNT birthday performanceOfficial site:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/Watch live:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/watchContact:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/contactFax:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/faxYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@thursdaynighttankedSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6RKI2NMStk5K6NMyEZIdvM?si=RYrWmNRUT2GjrJtpudPvmwApple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-thursday-night-tanked-show-tnt/id1894093990Reddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/thursdaynighttanked/