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Djim's three magic pranks

This episode was recorded a week ago on National Brother Day (although this is never mentioned in the episode). We uploaded it extra late due to circumstances beyond our control. Please enjoy responsibly, ideally with your brother. Topics discussed: * It is too hot. * You missed bro day (this is different to National Brother Day). * Fascismwatch 2026. * Sandwich chat. * Linden wants pancakes and crumpets. * There are diamonds in Uranus. * Caraden remakes the world in his image. * Linden is (still) depressed, * Spaghetto facts. * This podcast is an oubiette. * Caraden's ASMR triggers. This week's cancelled celebrity deathmatch is Claire Dave VS Sarah Silverman. Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Swiftly Flies the Wind Fox

We are back again after another extended absence and only one of us is still ill. This may not be a funny one, but it is at least authentic. Topics discussed: * Linden's favourite Frankenstein. * More space facts. * Crayfish or slow worm? * Caraden has read part of a book. * If other animals grew like frogs (or Pokemon). * Caraden finds a warhorn. * Are sandwiches the most important invention? (Ask Tal Lavin) * Savoury breakfast cereals. * Pants pissing contest. * Which of our friends would go to Mordor with us? Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film The Virgin Suicides (1999) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

The Mouse Man Cometh

The brothers are sick, but not in a good way. Perhaps that's because this is the thirteenth episode, the spookiest and unluckiest of numbers. Topics discussed: * Caraden needs to read more. * Linden gives a fun fact. * Caraden pitches a new Friday the 13th movie. * Do ghosts poo? * Caraden explains straight people horniness. * Spookiest nightmares. * Where would you hide a mouse? * Caraden tries to monopolise being ill. * The most unlucky thing to happen to Caraden (isn't actually that unlucky). Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film Wendell & Wild (2022) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

The Twelfth Labour of Brocules

They're back and energised after their long absence, with a special themed episode of A Den of Bros. That's right, you asked for it, and this episode is all about Greek mythology. Topics discussed: * The most underrated Greek god. * Caraden tries to wrangle Linden's emotional state. * Which of Heracles Labours do you think you could do? * Linden is really horny for Zeus, like REALLY horny. * Ancient Greeks hated women (and so does God of War). * A guy with a hundred hands? Sounds hot. * Linden impressively passes Caraden's Zeus quiz. Linden didn't have a movie recommendation this week. Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Zeus VS Typhon. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Our worst episode ever (do not watch)

This is not a bit, any subsequent episodes we record that are worse than this one will not be published. We promise this is the worst episode we will ever have. Topics discussed: * Linden criticises Caraden's consumption of media. * Something about the flaps on zeppelins. * Why don't aliens like us? * Complaining about the PS5. * Caraden is sleepy. * Linden has to pee. * If ninjas were tigers and lions were samurai, what are we even talking about? Linden's movie recommendation this week is Season of the Witch (1973) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jon Blow VS Julian Cordero. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.