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Hide the Rice

In this episode, John talks about the Rings of Punishment. Amelia has serious ADHD. The pair talk about the state of AI. Did John really have a Caesar haircut at one time? Let's talk tattoos...again! Could John get a tattoo if he's good at being stabby? Does Amelia REALLY need more coffee? And they get into the concept of buffets. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

Onion Headaches

In this episode, John and Amelia wonder what the male equivalent of a "Karen" is. Amelia asks why kids are always sticky. John talks about the sandcastle he built on vacation with his daughter. They both nerd out on graphic design. Amelia talks about why her wedding was anti-potato salad. John is still a bit mad he stepped in dog poo and they do a shallow dive into the Vacation movies. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

A Possibility of Dysentery

In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

My Life is a Stress Dream

In this episode, John and Amelia are bickering but they get over it when they both decide they want a top hat. They discuss whether or not either of them could see the “magic eye” images in the 90s and John talks about the odd jobs he had as a teenager. Amelia reveals her crippling fear of snakes and we found out how each of them spent their prom. Would a soft pretzel make for a good bed and do you have a cool zodiac or not? Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

Everything Ends Up Poop

In this episode, Amelia is doing her best to be a functional human first thing in the morning. John discusses the gym buddies he had at one time. Why is coffee a non-effective choice for the cohosts. Is Clue a perfect film? And a semi-deep dive into Amelia's questions and problems with The Mummy franchise. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.