Real Talk: Calico Tha Surrealist!

OG on KT…The Caregiving Comic

AC & Dees welcome Aaron Trahan, all the way from California! Aaron is an OG from KT, appearing on one of the first episodes of Kill Tony, which helped inspire his journey into many different avenues of comedy. From stand-up shows to his successful podcast, Comedy Or Worse, Aaron goes from caregiver to comic to host every week! CNP and Comedy Or Worse have one big thing in common: internet issues. As they say, if it’s not f&!king up, it’s not working. Hey Aaron, when podcasting in the car, keep it running and stay hydrated! How can the computer-by-trade guy have such crappy internet? It’s “Complete Nonsense”… please stand by. Give it up for toast, check out Aaron on all platforms, and don’t miss his KT appearance on La Jolla #1. Very funny guy, great attitude!

Determined, Focused, & Unapologetic- This Man’s on a Mission!

AC & Dees are impressed with guest Vance S. Dykes II and his determination to let nothing—or no one—get in the way as he pursues his dreams. Starting young, Vance learned the art of ventriloquism and now takes his puppets to new heights—and depths. Hide the kids… this puppet’s out for brains. AC is pleasantly surprised, especially since his first encounter with Vance was intense. What happened to Clinton? AC & Dees are entertained, bewildered, and horrified all in one interview—in the best ways possible. Vance is articulate, laser-focused, and open about where he’s been, where he’s going, and how he plans to get there. No matter what gets thrown his way, he will see his goals through. Zero shits given. It’s “Complete Nonsense” at its best: talking with the living and the dead. Make the damn water talk!

Our Turn…”Podcancer” Responds!

AC & Dees have kept quiet, turned a blind eye, and not responded…Until Now! In this podcast world you are always looking for talented, funny, interesting, positive, energetic co hosts and guests. We tried out a so called captain, he failed miserably! Unfunny, negative, talking about his fellow comedians that became creepy, inappropriate, and down right embarrassing. AC & Dees let the funniest comment he ever posted, “ghosted,” go, posts of looking through a bullet claiming video of being threatened, looking for sympathy when no one asked. Sadfishing, & Vaguebooking much? Letting the posts of free glasses go cause you were so broke from being fired, not understanding you still get a receipt dummy! Where your god now? Simple life rules, don’t be inappropriate to children under 18, don’t give medical to kids in college, it’s illegal, definitely don’t ask random women to smell your hat. We are sure it’s nasty. The line is crossed, if you have cheating videos don’t hide em bring em out. AC encourages it, if you can’t careful we love lawsuits and we can see how much you have to throw at the court system. Elder abuse? It’s “Complete Nonsense” we have to respond to a lonely, old, unhireable, inappropriate, creepy man, but we doing this once! Watch out fast food restaurant employees, you may hear about his nonexistent career collapse and the podcancer! It ends today and we hear you want to shove glasses up AC’s ass, just let us know when and AC and his ass will attend! Peace

There Was This Girl…Kenny G Speaks!

AC & Dees welcome Kenny G into the studio — and no, not the saxophone player! Energetic, hilarious, and completely an open book, Kenny G brings more energy in his mid-60s than AC & Dees combined. A true bundle of positive energy, Kenny lives hard, laughs harder, and plays the hardest. From IT work to stand-up comedy… yeah, we can kinda see the transition. Or can we? Kenny talks relationships across every spectrum of years, ethnicities, and personalities. Need a car? Do they speak English? Better watch out for those bowling alley men. Kenny G makes no apologies and knows exactly what he wants out of life. Along the way, AC & Dees get a full geography lesson on all the countries Kenny has “loved” in. Asia next? Sorry, Kimberly… Kenny has had his hands in just about every corner of entertainment — from comedy and karaoke to working as a roadie for bands. And yes, Twisted Sister is definitely impressive to us. Kenny is the living definition of AC’s mantra: put the seatbelt on and enjoy the ride. It’s “Complete Nonsense” at its finest — because if you live together, you sleep together! Can’t we all just get along?

Positive Vibes of Happy Cap~ Ants Rants

AC & Dees welcome the unstoppable force behind Ants Rants to the studio—and it’s pure chaos in the best way. From a wild childhood to commanding the stage, Ants proves that even the toughest beginnings can fuel something legendary. House parties, terrible babysitters, and living with cerebral palsy—nothing held him back. If anything, it sharpened his edge. He’s the definition of turning pain into punchlines. Nothing is off limits in this one—pimps, pops, paper plates, and everything in between. The crew dives into the absurd: Are you really allowed to park there? Are Jordans in the budget? And seriously… who BBQs near Ants?! And somehow—some way—Dees and Ants land on Vanna White as the ultimate 90s pick. Out of everyone… Vanna?! You’ve got to hear how this sits with AC! Ants is at the top of his game, and this episode shows exactly why. Catch him live at a comedy club near you—you won’t regret it. It’s “Complete Nonsense”… and this one delivers.