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George Clinton

Decoding Dr. Funkenstein: The Astrology of George Clinton** Get ready to tear the roof off the sucker! In this episode, your hosts **Marcela Alonso** and **Cydney** dive deep into the cosmic blueprint of a true musical pioneer. We are thrilled to welcome our special guest, **Lainie Speiser**, to help us dissect the celestial chart of the ultimate Funkmaster himself: **George Clinton**! Born on **July 22, 1941**, this larger-than-life mastermind revolutionized music, style, and performance as the leader of the legendary Parliament-Funkadelic collective. How do his planetary placements reflect his visionary creativity, his role as a genre-bending innovator, and his cosmic, Afrofuturist persona? Tune in as we lay out his birth chart, map his astrological DNA, and explore the stellar forces behind the magic of P-Funk.

Jamie Fox

This week on Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney dive into the life and chart of Jamie Foxx ♊️✨ Born December 13, 1967, Jamie Foxx is a Sagittarius known for his talent, charisma, humor, and ability to reinvent himself throughout his career. In this episode, we break down his astrology, relationships, fame, career highs and lows, and the energy that makes him such a fascinating public figure. Check out the new episode of Dissecting Astrology this week 🎙️

Mick Jagger

Marcela Alonso and Cydney are diving into the chart of Mick Jagger on Dissecting Astrology. Born July 26, 1943, the legendary frontman built a career on charisma, reinvention, and undeniable stage presence. What in his birth chart may explain the magnetism that made him one of music’s most iconic figures? Tune in as they break down the astrology behind the legend you’ll have to listen for the full cosmic story.

Aaliyah

On this episode of Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney take a deep dive into Aaliyah’s birth chart. Born January 16, 1979, the late singer became one of the most influential and unforgettable voices in R&B history. Together, they explore the astrological placements behind her magnetic presence, beauty, talent, and lasting cultural impact.On this episode of Dissecting Astrology, Marcela Alonso and Cydney take a deep dive into Aaliyah’s birth chart. Born January 16, 1979, the late singer became one of the most influential and unforgettable voices in R&B history. Together, they explore the astrological placements behind her magnetic presence, beauty, talent, and lasting cultural impact.

Eminem

On this episode of Dissecting Astrology, Marcela and Cydney break down the birth chart of Eminem the artist, the alter ego, the controversy, and the genius behind the lyrics. We dissect what makes Eminem such a layered figure: his intensity, his sharp mind, his emotional depth, and the way he’s turned pain, anger, survival, and humor into one of the most iconic careers in music. From his public persona to his private struggles, we explore how his chart reflects both conflict and mastery, and how Slim Shady became more than just a character but a full expression of shadow and release. This episode breaks down the psychology behind the chart of a man who built an empire out of words, wounds, and raw truth.