Don't Be Weird About Eli On Mic

Don't Be Weird About New York City

Hey!!!! We’re podcasting here!!!! Pour yourself a cup of cawfee and you better hope the cheese is chopped because today’s episode is all about the greatest city in the world: New York!!! That’s right, we’re in an Empire State of mind as we chat about our first visits to the Big Apple, the appropriate speed for walking, subway etiquette, and much more. Ok hold on, I don’t know if anyone even reads these so if you do, can we talk? I thought it would be funny to include a bunch of New York themed songs in this episode description. Cute, right? So I pull up the lyrics of Billy Joel’s “New York State of Mind” as a matter of course. I know them by heart! I’ve always known them! I’ve just never really thought about them… Overall, the sentiment of the beginning of the song is just like “yeah you might want to vacation somewhere relaxing and pretty, but I love the grittiness of New York”. Cool. Totally get the point. I can get behind that. But then the bridge gets a little weird and I’ve never thought about this. The lyrics are: It was so easy living day by day (sure) Out of touch with the rhythm and blues (ok this could allude to being in suburban America, away from the hustle and bustle of the city… sure) But now I need a little give and take (cool… and what is the give and take?) THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE DAILY NEWS “The New York Times. The Daily News”. He says. Just out of nowhere. The New York Times. The Daily News. Names two publications. What do these newspapers have to do with anything besides being based in New York? Do they provide the give and take? And then the best part is he repeats it again later in the song and then just absolutely wails “OHHHHH” right after that??? I mean????? I guess this is the guy who wrote “We Didn’t Start The Fire” which is literally just a list of things. So simply naming things isn’t far off for him, but I’ve really just been ignoring the lyrics “The New York Times. The Daily News.” my entire life and letting the saxophone solos and complicated piano trills lull me into a state of adoration. And you know what!!! If you ever see me in public and this song is playing, pretend you never read this and join me in singing “The New York Times. The Daily News.” As loud as we possibly can. Okay anyways don’t be weird about it, click play, and START SPREADING THE NEWS*! Bum bum badadum bum bum badadum…… Follow us on TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod [https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod] Follow us on INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit [https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit] Watch us on YOUTUBE - www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit [http://www.youtube.com/dontbeweirdaboutit]

Don't Be Weird About Field Trips

All aboard the big yellow school bus because we are going on an adventure today as Maggie and Bailey relive their favorite school field trips! We will journey through space, time, and multiple Ken Burns documentaries as we accompany them on their way. Will you learn things you never thought you’d want to learn about the civil war? But, of course!!! It’s not about what you want to learn, but instead what we force upon you! Now you must away to distant lands and times! If Don’t Be Weird About It be the food of love, play on!!! Follow us on TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod [https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod] Follow us on INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit [https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit] Watch us on YOUTUBE - www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit [http://www.youtube.com/dontbeweirdaboutit]

Don't Be Weird About Lululemon

We hope you are ready to Align your chakras and Wunder what’s Under the unbreaking smiles of every Lululemon employee you’ve ever interacted with because we are ready to Define what our time working there meant to us. We also get into the ABCs of the sweat life culture, getting hit on at work, and randomly golf? Hey we just had a lot to clear okay!! Now let’s get out there and educate on the fit and feel of the products so we can meet our stretch sales goal! Follow us on TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod [https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod] Follow us on INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit [https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit] Watch us on YOUTUBE - www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit [http://www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit]

Don't Be Weird About the NFL

As the esteemed Faith Hill sang weekly for the better part of fifteen years: I’ve been waiting all week for a Wednesday morning! Ahhh she was such an OG fan of ours. :) Well lucky for you, it’s time for the episode you’ve all been waiting for. The showdown of all showdowns. Our whole lives have been leading up to this. (Newly retired) NFL QUARTERBACK TIM BOYLE IS IN THE HOUSE! Tim lets it all loose on us and was not weird about it for even a second (he’s totally one of us). We chat all things from growing up catholic, Travis and Taylor, Broadway, and Ayahuasca ceremonies that bring new perspectives on life and colorful worm metaphors to the field. You might even learn what a tight end is! Follow us on TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod [https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod] Follow us on INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit [https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit] Watch us on YOUTUBE - www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit [http://www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit]

Don't Be Weird About Nerding Out

Hear ye hear ye! The royal court approaches and among them are the honorable court jesters Maggie and Bailey!! Maggie and Bailey are so honored to please the court with tales of taking a party bus to Medieval Times, their initial thoughts on the upcoming Harry Potter adaptation, and what is the deal with fan fiction?! To be weird about or not to be weird about it? THAT is the question… Doest thou wish to be weird about it? Me hopes not! Now make haste! You must away to enjoy the jolly performance our court jesters… huzzah!!! Follow us on TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod [https://www.tiktok.com/@dontbeweirdaboutitpod] Follow us on INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit [https://www.instagram.com/dontbeweirdaboutit] Watch us on YOUTUBE - www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit [http://www.youtube.com/@dontbeweirdaboutit]