S1E5: Whoahs 4 Horses

S1E10: Come Do a Line in the Sand With Us in Capo's Ladies Room

Some might say this is where the beginning ended. Some might say this is where everything truly began. But what do we say? If you wanna find out, first get us a res at Capo, then make a call to Dino! This week we are carving out the trenches. A specter hangs over RHORI, and it has something to do with authenticity, gossip, and being a bitch. The gays in your phone are here to elevate the discourse about episode 10 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and find out who the true TeRHORIsts are. Everything is upside down: Zack likes Rosie, Liz is losing her cool, Rulla is having a conversation about something other than Brian's affair---what's going on? Let us take care of you. Thank you for listening to another week of GAYS IN YOUR PHONE! Please call in with tips comments and concerns about RHORI-related affairs to our tipline at 401-237-2829.

S1E9: Slam Pig Soliloquy

This one's juicy folks. Zack is back from his global gallivants to help Jake recap the stunning, slam-packed 9th episode of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This week we open with a dramatic reading of comments by Rosie's stan army in response to our illustrious guest host. Let's just say the war has commenced and lines are being drawn mama! Jake does psychic battle with Reddit commenters, Zack offers Kelsey and Rosie dangerous homosexual weaponry, and we educate our public about Rhode Island's iconic Big Blue Bug. Stay to the end to hear our JUICIEST TIP LINE CALL YET. And as always, please call in with any hot goss, commentary, or reactions, Rhode Island based callers especially encouraged! 401-237-2829

S1E8: Sucking D*** IS a Career

What a stunning episode we have been blessed with this week. Jake is joined by guest co-host Annie, the third Rhode Island barista to grace our earpods, to recap the beautiful nightmare that is episode 8 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This episode starts off HOT with an exciting re-enactment that I think you will all enjoy. Then get into it all: how the RHORI musical backing is Challengers down, how Jo-Ellen's tea is always exquisite, and again how Rosie has been steered by her gay guys, whether they are married to her or not. Is Kelsey projecting? Why does Kelsey's car have that capacity? And is slam pig really a New England term? Tune in to find out! As always, please call in with any hot goss, commentary, or reactions, Rhode Island based callers especially encouraged! 401-237-2829

S1E7: The Real Gay Guy of Rhode Island

Today is the day. It's what you've all been waiting for. A true born-and-bred Rhode Island gay guy gracing our earbuds and tickling our fancies. Jake is joined by his coworker Kevin to review episode 7 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island and give the perspective you've all been waiting for: Rosie Woods DiMare-hive rise up! In this ep we discuss the Rhode Island practice of common law marriage, the working-class experience of the Newport cliff walk, Kevin's connection to the mistress's eyebrows, the Slater-Compassion-Center-tea, and whether Rosie really is the truth-teller of the season. I'm so excited to introduce you to Kevin, who is easily the most beloved of my barista coworkers. Now it's your chance to love him too. As always, please call in with any commentary, reactions, or hot goss. Rhode Island-based callers are especially encouraged!! You can reach us at: 401-237-2829

S1E6: A Doll Lunch Concerning the Masc Dinner

In the iconic, proto-feminist Henrik Ibsen play A Doll's House, Mrs. Linde makes a plea: "... How if we two shipwrecked people could join hands?... Two on a piece of wreckage have a better chance than on their own." I regret to inform you, dear listener, that one of your dear gays has been left afloat, yet alone. Zack has left me on this raft. And a doll's house it has become. Recording amidst the waves has proven somewhat difficult, hence, this ep is a little different, consisting of a monologued recap and a long doll-lunch discussion concerning the masc dinner. My eternal gratitude goes to the dolls who grace your earbuds this episode--what a treat! Listen to our dolls ask the real questions you've been waiting for: has anyone ever really liked Rosie? what does a hag do among a group of empowered women? and most importantly, what are these women's signs? For this and more, tune in! Remember to call in to our tipline with goss, commentary, and reactions! 401-237-2829 Rhode Island-based callers especially encouraged! We are... the gays in your phone.