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UNETHICAL FUNDRAISING | MODERN DAY MAN EPISODE 48

'East Side' Dave McDonald is dog-sitting two Australian Shepherds, his Subaru's been hostage at the shop for two weeks, and he needs $6,000 — fast. Naturally, the only logical solutions are an OnlyFans puppet show, a backyard dog-wrestling league, and a GoFundMe ransom video. Meanwhile, Dave's substitute teaching career hits new lows, Aaron pitches the worst lubricant commercial in advertising history, and the guys discover the perfect Shoprite turkey slider. Aaron Berg and East Side Dave McDonald go fully off the rails in what might be the most unhinged episode yet.CHAPTERS0:00 – Cold Open (Are we rolling?)1:07 – Welcome to Modern Day Man1:20 – The Knicks Are in the Finals3:34 – Dave's Dog-Sitting Situation: Meet Enzo & Sonny5:50 – Which Dog Would You Eat First?7:30 – Stay Hungry vs. Staying Alive8:17 – The Jamie Lee Curtis Debate10:10 – The $6,000 Subaru Disaster10:30 – "Divina" Goes to the Dealership13:55 – A Backyard Dog-Wrestling League?14:50 – Dave's OnlyFans Career Plan19:16 – The Strait of Hormuz & Gas Prices20:47 – The GoFundMe Ransom Video23:14 – Checking the Patreon23:34 – The Substitute Teaching Chronicles27:00 – Why He Goes By "Mr. Dave"28:41 – The Paper Airplane Incident30:48 – The Perfect Shoprite Turkey Sliders33:06 – The Grocery Store Bathroom Confession36:08 – The Wet Personal Lubricant Commercial39:48 – The Grossest Episode Ever?45:55 – Max Sports Debut + Special Guest Teaser46:36 – Final Word on the Knicks🔬 This episode is brought to you by VALOR SCIENCES. Take control of your health and performance. Use code BERG at valorsciences.com for a discount.❤️ Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/moderndayman📲 Follow the crew:Dave McDonald - @EastSideDave (X & Instagram) Aaron Berg — @AaronBergComedy (X & Instagram)Bobby Tamburro — @Bobby_Tamburro (X) / @BobbyTamburro (Instagram)#ModernDayMan #AaronBerg #EastSideDave #ComedyPodcast #WITZNetwork

SUBA WHO? SUBA YOU! | Modern Day Man Show Episode 47

DAVE is trapped in a $6,000 nightmare with his Subaru dealership — and the guys have some creative solutions, none of which are legal. AARON shares his laundromat crime spree, the crew debates the finer points of Italian gravy vs. tomato sauce, a viral robot fail sparks an AI takeover debate, and in a wild live segment, Aaron actually calls the dealership on air to try and negotiate a trade-in deal. Plus: improv Subaru ads that will never air on local television. The Modern Day Man Show is part of the WITZ Network. Support the show on Patreon at patreon.com/moderndayman. Get 10% off at valorsciences.com with code BERG.

BIG SISTAH | MODERN DAY MAN EPISODE 46

🚨 Modern Day Man is officially part of the WITZ Network! 🚨 Same crew. Same chaos. Bigger platform. Let's go. Episode 46 kicks off with producer Ian writing the single most unhinged content warning disclaimer in podcast history — somehow involving two completely different spellings of "but" — and it only escalates from there. Dave makes his case for why he would absolutely dominate on Big Brother (dishes skills alone would carry him deep), and then the guys do something truly special: a full improvisational Big Brother season simulation that runs for the majority of the episode. The fictional cast includes Dave as the scheming redheaded Head of Household, Janet — a loud, hilarious character with a baby daddy named LaQuan doing 20-to-40 for an armed robbery involving a chainsaw — Margaret the conspiracy theorist who gets framed for cocaine, and Jack, an elderly housemate whose heart medication gets flushed down the toilet in a failed elimination scheme. The alliance between Dave and Janet breaks down spectacularly. And then Jerry O'Connell shows up as the celebrity guest, gets roasted for marrying John Stamos' ex Rebecca Romijn, goes on a bit of a personal spiral live on air, and barely makes it out alive. Back in the real world: Bobby wears a Philadelphia 76ers shirt to New York City on the night the Knicks play the Sixers, gets a thumbs down from a total stranger on the street, and is spotted gripping a pocket knife for protection. The guys also discuss the NJ Devils missing the playoffs again, Jack Hughes' wasted potential, the Knicks' playoff run against Philly, Canada vs. America in Olympic hockey, and Aaron's genuine belief that he'd get evicted from Big Brother on night one despite being an elite dishwasher. 📌 Timestamps: 0:00 – Ian's Epic Two-Spelling "Butt Sex With Dave" Content Warning 2:00 – Butt Sex With Dave: A Deep Philosophical Breakdown 4:00 – Aaron's Dishwashing Superiority & The Dublin House Red Bank Story 6:00 – HIV Medication Sponsors & The Magic Johnson AIDS Debate Continues 7:00 – Pedro from Real World San Francisco & Puck's Peanut Butter Scabs 9:00 – Big Brother: Would Dave Survive? (Spoiler: He Would Not) 10:00 – The Big Brother Simulation Begins — Dave Is Head of Household 11:00 – Janet Enters the House: Baby Daddy LaQuan, Armed Robbery & More 13:00 – "Ginger Is a Slur" — Dave Demands Equal Protection (Again) 15:00 – Margaret in the Confessional Room & The Cocaine Framing Plot 18:00 – Janet and Dave Form an Alliance (It Falls Apart Immediately) 20:00 – Janet Accidentally Eats Jack's 97 Heart Medications 24:00 – The $750,000 Prize Math Goes Catastrophically Wrong 28:00 – The Pool Billiards Distraction While Janet Flushes Jack's Pills 31:00 – Jack Is Down. Is Jack Dead? Weekend at Bernie's Plan Activated 37:00 – Jerry O'Connell Arrives With Janet's Yoo-hoo 39:00 – Jerry O'Connell Gets Roasted: Rebecca Romijn, John Stamos & Bill Maher 41:00 – "Cut It Out" Mix-Up: Dave Coulier vs. Jerry O'Connell vs. John Stamos 43:00 – Big Brother Simulation Wraps Up (Kind Of) 44:00 – Bobby Wears A Sixers Shirt In NYC During Knicks Game — Stranger Gives Thumbs Down 45:00 – NJ Devils Miss Playoffs Again & Jack Hughes Wasted Talent Rant 46:00 – Knicks vs. Sixers Playoff Talk & Olympic Hockey Canada vs. USA Debate 47:00 – Would Aaron Get Cast on The Bachelor? (Producer Ian Has a New Show) 💊 Sponsor: Valor Sciences Aaron Berg is locked in on his NPC bodybuilding prep and Valor Sciences is keeping him dialed in. Premium peptides and performance supplements. 👉 valorsciences.com [http://valorsciences.com] Use promo code BERG for 10% off your order! 🔗 Support the Show & Find Us Everywhere: 👉 Patreon: patreon.com/moderndayman [http://patreon.com/moderndayman] 👉 Aaron's Website: aaronberg.com [http://aaronberg.com] 📱 Follow the Guys: Aaron Berg 🐦 Twitter/X: @AaronBergComedy 📸 Instagram: @AaronBergComedy East Side Dave McDonald 🐦 Twitter/X: @EastSideDave 📸 Instagram: @EastSideDave Bobby Tamburro 🐦 Twitter/X: @Bobby_Tamburro 📸 Instagram: @BobbyTamburro 🔔 Like, Subscribe & hit the Bell — drop a comment: Would YOU cast Dave on Big Brother? He does the dishes, but Janet would flip the whole game. #ModernDayMan #WITZNetwork #AaronBerg #EastSideDave #BobbyTamburro #BigBrother #ValorSciences #Comedy #MensPodcast #Podcast #Knicks #NBA #JerryOConnell #Improv #RealityTV

What Happened to Skeeter? | Modern Day Man Episode 45

🚨 Modern Day Man is officially part of the WITZ Network! 🚨 Same crew. Same chaos. Bigger platform. Let's go. Episode 45 kicks off at an AIDS testing station — don't ask — and somehow only gets stranger from there. Dave makes the case that "ginger" is a racial slur and demands equal protection under the law, a boxer gets his hairpiece knocked clean off mid-fight on live television, and Dave takes an impromptu detour into the West Village weed shop where his friend Terry works. You know, typical Tuesday. Then things shift gears completely as Aaron does a full-blown Kill Tony impression — becoming a character named "Skeeter McGinnis," a comedian who just moved to Austin four hours ago, whose sister was just murdered, and who has IBS and two lesbian moms. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect, and Dave's Tony like reaction is priceless. Also in this episode: Magic Johnson's HIV vs. AIDS debate, Karl Malone's very disturbing off-court history, Roman Polanski and the art vs. artist argument, Dave's skin cancer saga, Brooke Shields at a wedding talking postpartum, Andre Agassi's hairpiece confession, Aaron negotiating a $25,000 college booking down to a burger at Brookdale, and Angry Archie's catering emails Dave BACK about the mom's 85th birthday clambake — and Dave still hasn't responded because he was waiting to talk to Aaron first. Meanwhile Aaron met a donut truck guy in a Stop & Shop parking lot and is now pitching that as a valid clambake alternative. 📌 Timestamps: 0:00 – AIDS Testing Station Cold Open 2:00 – Magic Johnson HIV vs. AIDS Debate & Karl Malone's Dark Past 5:00 – Roman Polanski & Separating Art From the Artist 9:30 – "Ginger Is a Slur" — Aaron Demands a Hall Pass 11:00 – Aaron's Skin Cancer History & Post Malone Joke 13:00 – Kitchen Remodel Talk & The Mysterious N-Word on the Wall 15:00 – Islam, Prayer Rugs & Aaron's Speed-Run Catholic Confession 17:00 – Edgar Allan Poe, Shel Silverstein & Aaron's 2007 College Comedian of the Year Award 18:00 – Julia Roberts' Teeth, Brooke Shields at a Wedding & Andre Agassi's Hairpiece 20:00 – The Boxer Who Got His Hairpiece Knocked Off Live On TV 21:45 – East Side Dave Valor Sciences Ad 23:12 – Aaron Berg Valor Sciences Ad 24:00 – Aaron's Kill Tony Impression as "Skeeter McGinnis" (This Goes Off the Rails) 29:30 – Aaron Negotiates a $25,000 Monmouth University Booking… Down to a Burger 32:00 – Dave Met a Donut Truck Guy at Stop & Shop (Clambake Alternative?) 34:00 – Angry Archie's Emails Back About the 85th Birthday Party — Dave Hasn't Responded 36:00 – Aaron Calls Nancy at Angry Archie's Live On Air 38:00 – The McDonald Family Fight Count Per Gathering (3–9 Confirmed) 39:00 – Dave's Mom Sings Patriotic American Songs on Ukulele for the 250th Birthday of America 41:00 – "America, Heck Yeah" — The Boys Rewrite the Team America Song Live 43:00 – Dave Accidentally Calls the Show "Butt Sex With Dave" on the Sign-Off 💊 Sponsor: Valor Sciences Aaron is grinding for his NPC bodybuilding debut and Valor Sciences is keeping him locked in. Premium peptides and performance supplements. 👉 valorsciences.com [http://valorsciences.com] Use promo code BERG for 10% off your order! 🔗 Support the Show & Find Us Everywhere: 👉 Patreon: patreon.com/moderndayman [http://patreon.com/moderndayman] 👉 Aaron's Website: aaronberg.com [http://aaronberg.com] 📱 Follow the Guys: Aaron Berg 🐦 Twitter/X: @AaronBergComedy 📸 Instagram: @AaronBergComedy East Side Dave McDonald 🐦 Twitter/X: @EastSideDave 📸 Instagram: @EastSideDave Bobby Tamburro 🐦 Twitter/X: @Bobby_Tamburro 📸 Instagram: @BobbyTamburro 🔔 Like, Subscribe & hit the Bell — drop a comment: Is a donut truck an acceptable replacement for a clambake? Dave needs to know ASAP. #ModernDayMan #WITZNetwork #AaronBerg #EastSideDave #BobbyTamburro #KillTony #ValorSciences #Comedy #MensPodcast #Podcast #Clambake #NewJersey #StandUpComedy #WrestlingPodcast

WHAT THE FORK | MODERN DAY MAN EPISODE 44

🚨 Modern Day Man is officially part of the WITZ Network! 🚨 Same crew. Same chaos. Bigger platform. Welcome to the next chapter. Episode 44 opens with Dave battling unseasonable allergy season and somehow turning it into a freestyle rap. From there the guys go deep on the ultimate snack tier list — Cool Ranch Doritos vs. salt and vinegar, corn nuts, Slim Jims, Polly-O cheese sticks, Canadian Smarties (which are NOT the same thing as American Smarties — a debate that gets heated fast), chocolate covered marshmallows, and the underrated power of a cherry Coke Slurpee meal from 7-Eleven. Then things get really entertaining. Dave's mom is turning 85 years old and wants a clambake — and Dave is not entirely on board with the catering budget. What follows is one of the funniest segments in Modern Day Man history: the guys call real food truck and catering companies LIVE on air — including Angry Archie's and a mysterious operation running out of a warehouse with a kid in the background — trying to lock in lobster rolls, clam bakes, burgers, and paper plates for 30 people in Spring Lake Heights, NJ, all while Aaron keeps blurting out things the caterers absolutely did not need to hear. Also in this episode: a deep dive on The Big Lebowski and whether every modern man should have seen it, a full breakdown of Tulsa King on Paramount+, the Godfather franchise confusion nobody asked for, clam chowder's Manhattan vs. New England debate, reading one-star Yelp reviews of food trucks live on air, and the ongoing saga of whether caterers will spy on the party. 📌 Timestamps: 0:00 – Aaron's Allergy Freestyle Rap Intro 2:30 – Big Lebowski & Godfather Discussion: Has Robert Seen These Movies? 5:30 – Tulsa King Review & Mob TV Breakdown 7:30 – Vegas Layover Snacks & The Corn Nuts Debate 10:00 – The Ultimate Snack Tier List (Doritos, Slim Jims, Slurpees & More) 12:00 – Canadian Smarties vs. American Smarties: A Heated Argument 13:50 – Chocolate Covered Marshmallows & Specialty Chocolatiers 16:00 – Aaron Berg Valor Sciences Ad 16:47 – Lobster Bisque, Clam Chowder & The Manhattan vs. New England Debate 18:30 – Dave's Mom Penny Mac Turns 85 & Wants a Clambake 19:00 – Dave vs. The Family: Caterers Are Unnecessary (He Is Wrong) 22:00 – Live On Air: Calling Food Trucks & Caterers for the Party 27:00 – Angry Archie's Call: Lobster Rolls, Clambakes & $2,500 Minimums 31:00 – "Will the Caterers Be SPYING on Us?" (A Very Real Concern) 33:00 – Second Catering Call: The Warehouse Guy With a Kid in the Background 37:00 – Reading One-Star Yelp Reviews of NJ Food Trucks Live 44:00 – East Side Dave Valor Sciences Ad 44:33 – Pizza Chain Power Rankings: Papa John's Is the Worst 💊 Sponsor: Valor Sciences Aaron Berg is deep in NPC bodybuilding prep and Valor Sciences is keeping him locked in. Premium peptides and performance supplements trusted by the crew. 👉 valorsciences.com Use promo code BERG for 10% off your order! 🔗 Support the Show & Find Us Everywhere: 👉 Patreon: patreon.com/moderndayman 👉 Aaron's Website: aaronberg.com 📱 Follow the Guys: Aaron Berg 🐦 Twitter/X: @AaronBergComedy 📸 Instagram: @AaronBergComedy East Side Dave McDonald 🐦 Twitter/X: @EastSideDave 📸 Instagram: @EastSideDave Bobby 🐦 Twitter/X: @Bobby-Tamburro 📸 Instagram: @BobbyTamburro 🔔 Like, Subscribe & hit the Bell — and drop a comment: Manhattan or New England clam chowder? The guys are divided and so are we. #ModernDayMan #WITZNetwork #AaronBerg #EastSideDave #FoodTruck #Clambake #SnackTierList #Doritos #BigLebowski #TulsaKing #ValorSciences #Comedy #MensPodcast #Podcast #NewJersey