Excuse me sir, you can't park there

Have you checked your crawlspace recently?

Could be a dude with a sweet gaming setup down there

19 year old wins lottery but not sharing with parents?

Who's wrong in this one... the kid or the parents?

Free foot juice!

Now you see that on a sign are you stopping to find out more or just keeping on walking?

You know when a song gets in your head but you're not sure what it is?

Yup, it happens to us too!

No need for booze, his stomach makes it!

It's weird, every time I eat a biscuit I get drunk... strange...