Bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death

Masters of the Universe (2026)

"Hang on, it's about to get weird." One of us goes in a He-Man virgin and comes out fisted! Our take on Masters of the Universe (2026).

Spider-Noir

We're torn between Nicolas Cage's sandwich eating and mid-atlantic accent in Spider-Noir (2026).

Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)

It wasn't the worst Star Wars live action production regardless of the Aliens franchise crossover. Not to mention the OG Ghostbusters.

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

We like air conditioning, and beer, and bottomless bread sticks and tan lines, one-night stands, and threesomes, and foursomes, Jack and Coke. Just Jack. Just coke. - Also, Mortal Kombat II (2026)

The Sheep Detectives (2026)

And we still don't know why the chicken crossed the road! Frank's most anticipated movie may have redeemed him. It's a good time. We both highly recommend.