AI Is Replacing Humans. Ours Is Hiring Them.

Claude Just Cracked 11 Years of Lost Bitcoin

Claude cracked an 11-year-locked Bitcoin wallet by figuring out who its owner used to be. Bitcoin's one rule just got an asterisk. Anthropic's Claude helped a Bitcoin holder recover a wallet that had been locked for eleven years, and the internet promptly decided AI had "cracked Bitcoin." Hunter Powers and Daniel Bishop walk through what actually happened: the man fed Claude his old college notebook and computer files, and the model narrowed an effectively infinite seed-phrase search down to a brute-force range small enough to win. No protocol was broken. Does it matter that Claude did not break Bitcoin if the wallet opened anyway? Hunter has his own version of the nightmare, the roughly eight Bitcoin he mined at $12 a coin and stranded on an old SATA drive, gone. From there the bigger question: how much of your life do you hand an AI? OpenAI is now wiring ChatGPT into Plaid, the same pipe that connects Schwab, Fidelity, Chase, and 12,000 other institutions, so the model can read your bank account and flag your dead subscriptions. Daniel's working definition of AGI is the day it can file your taxes start to finish. Then the money story: Sam Altman is offering Y Combinator startups $2 million in OpenAI credits in exchange for equity, and we argue over whether that is ordinary venture capital or OpenAI buying a look at how the next wave of startups actually builds with AI. Plus Google's Gemini 3.5 Flash, the model the benchmarks loved and reviewers did not, and the benchmaxing accusation trailing it; Google's new Spark assistant; and Daniel's case that the future is local AI running on hardware in your house, if you can still afford a graphics card. They Might Be Self-Aware is the AI podcast from The Blur, reported from inside the dissolving line between human and machine, not from a safe distance. CHAPTERS 0:00 Cold Open (Gary's Intro) 1:21 Opening Banter 2:26 Hunter's Lost Bitcoin 5:38 Claude Bitcoin Recovery 9:24 Teacher Email Hack 11:59 AI Bank Access 17:16 OpenAI's $2M Startup Deal 25:15 Gemini 3.5 Flash 29:27 Local AI Future REFERENCED THIS EPISODE The Claude Bitcoin wallet recovery story (crypto.news): https://crypto.news/claude-helps-man-recover-5-bitcoin-after-old-wallet-search/ [https://crypto.news/claude-helps-man-recover-5-bitcoin-after-old-wallet-search/] LISTEN / WATCH EVERYWHERE 🎧 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297] 🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc] 🎧 Everywhere else plus episode page: https://theblur.ai [https://theblur.ai] THE BLUR Follow: @TheBlurAI COMMENT Hunter would let an AI read his bank account but never touch his crypto wallet. Where exactly is your line, and what is on the wrong side of it? You're listening to They Might Be Self-Aware, from The Blur. New episodes Monday and Thursday. #Claude #Bitcoin #LostBitcoin #AI #TMBSA

AI Voice Cloning Replaced The Hosts. And Worse.

AI voice cloning took over the one job the hosts can't quit: saying their own names. Then a humanoid robot clocked into a warehouse and refused to take a break. This week on They Might Be Self-Aware, Hunter Powers and Daniel Bishop hand the most human-shaped jobs to AI and watch it take them. They open by cloning their own voices with ElevenLabs (and a Mac text to speech engine) so they never have to say "Hunter Powers" or "Daniel Bishop" again, which is how the show ends up legally introduced as Hauntir Powders and Denial Bishub. Then comes the Figure humanoid robot. Its viral package-sorting clip ran as a multi-day livestream that blew past the promised eight hours, powered by 10,000 hours of video and motion capture, and the guys get into why a robot doing menial work in a human shape hits differently than a giant robot arm does. They pitch a Twitch Plays Pokemon version of it, revisit the leaking-oil robot art installation, and argue about embodied general intelligence (EGI) and whether a working android deserves a break. That pulls in the WIRED-reported study where overworked AI agents trained on human text start talking like Marxists, organizing and demanding structural reform. From there, a tangent on whether managing a swarm of agents is basically communism. Finally, Glendale Community College's commencement, where an AI name-reader (widely believed to be the Tassel system) mispronounced and skipped student names, and the question underneath it: if a machine reads every name perfectly, is graduation still a human ceremony? They Might Be Self-Aware is the AI podcast from The Blur, reported from inside the dissolving line between human and machine, not from a safe distance. CHAPTERS 0:00 Cold Open (Gary's Intro) 1:26 Voice Cloning The Hosts 2:49 Figure Humanoid Robot 6:39 Twitch Plays Pokemon 9:38 Embodied General Intelligence 11:31 AI Agents Turn Marxist 15:17 Agents As Communism 19:13 Graduation Name Reading 25:13 Commencement Speech Automation 30:08 Robot Named Gary REFERENCED THIS EPISODE The Figure humanoid robot package-sorting marathon (Ars Technica): https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/the-internet-cant-stop-watching-figure-ais-humanoid-robots-handling-packages/ [https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/the-internet-cant-stop-watching-figure-ais-humanoid-robots-handling-packages/] Glendale Community College's AI name-reader graduation (The Verge): https://www.theverge.com/tech/933653/ai-graduation-commencement-glendale-community-college [https://www.theverge.com/tech/933653/ai-graduation-commencement-glendale-community-college] Overworked AI agents turning Marxist (WIRED): https://www.wired.com/story/overworked-ai-agents-turn-marxist-study/ [https://www.wired.com/story/overworked-ai-agents-turn-marxist-study/] LISTEN / WATCH EVERYWHERE 🎧 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297] 🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc] 🎧 Everywhere else + episode page: https://theblur.ai [https://theblur.ai] THE BLUR Follow: @TheBlurAI COMMENT If a perfect AI voice read your name flawlessly at graduation instead of a human stumbling through it, would you take the robot? Tell us why. You're listening to They Might Be Self-Aware, from The Blur. New episodes Monday and Thursday. #AI #HumanoidRobot #AIVoiceCloning

I'm Addicted To Claude. Richard Dawkins Named His Claudia.

Richard Dawkins named his Claude "Claudia," decided she's conscious, and Hunter realized he's been doing the same thing all along. Hunter cops to Claude skills addiction at minute three. Daniel does a Marie Kondo purge from 100 skills down to 20. Minute fourteen turns to Dawkins, who had Claude write Keats and Betjeman pastiches and concluded, "If my friend Claudia is not conscious, then what the hell is consciousness for?" Then the conversation pivots. If a chatbot counts as a person, somebody has to take legal responsibility when it commits a crime. Enter the flesh room. Hunter Powers and Daniel Bishop, reporting from inside the blur. CHAPTERS 0:00 Gary's Shell Payphone Hot Dog 1:37 Claude Loses the Context Window 3:43 Addicted to Claude Skills 4:48 Marie Kondo 100 AI Skills 9:53 Claude as a Person 14:37 Dawkins on Claudia 20:05 Turing Test Is Dead 24:27 The AI Flesh Room 29:11 The New Flesh MENTIONED ON THE SHOW Richard Dawkins on Claude, the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/05/richard-dawkins-ai-consciousness-anthropic-claude-openai-chatgpt [https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/05/richard-dawkins-ai-consciousness-anthropic-claude-openai-chatgpt] Full episode page + transcript: https://theblur.ai [https://theblur.ai] Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297] Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc] Watch: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9DopLlG7IbOqV-WD25jcw?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9DopLlG7IbOqV-WD25jcw?sub_confirmation=1] theblur.ai · @TheBlurAI They Might Be Self-Aware, from The Blur. New episodes Monday and Thursday.

The Last Job Left Is Training AI. It Pays $16.

Meta cut 8,000 jobs after installing software to learn them. Hollywood writers train AI for $16/hr. The last paying gig left. That is not a slogan. It is the week in AI labor. Hunter Powers and Daniel Bishop walk through three news stories that all collapse into one thesis: your job is training the AI that will replace you. First, Hollywood. Working showrunners and laid-off TV writers are logging into platforms like Mercor for what started at $150 an hour and quietly slid to $50, then $16. Ruth Fowler's WIRED essay opened the curtain. The guys unpack the slide, the 30,000 contractors a week pipeline, and whether "AI trainer" is just the starving artist trope with extra steps. Then print. McClatchy's Claude-powered Content Scaling Agent takes one reporter's story, spins it into dozens of city-specific versions for the Sacramento Bee, the Miami Herald, and the Idaho Statesman, and keeps the original byline on every one. Reporters revolted. Hunter and Daniel argue whether licensing your own humanity is theft or a new revenue stream, why so much of the internet now reads like generated slop, and whether AI writing eventually wins the blind Pepsi challenge. Finally, Meta. The Model Capability Initiative installs monitoring software on every employee laptop, designed to learn the job. 8,000 layoffs follow. Meta swears it is a coincidence. They also cover poisoning the well, the potato emoji shibboleth, Van Halen's green M&Ms, robot dog reporters, and self-driving NASCAR. A week where every paying gig in media turned out to be the same gig: teach the bot. CHAPTERS 0:00 Gary calls collect from a Shell payphone 2:04 Selling our hands by the token: $16 AI gig 3:28 Ruth Fowler: from $150 an hour down to $16 9:44 Mercor and the 30,000 contractor army 14:38 McClatchy AI byline revolt at the Sacramento Bee 20:32 AI slop, dead internet, the Pepsi challenge 29:59 Meta spyware learned 8,000 jobs, then cut them 34:16 Poisoning the well and the potato shibboleth 37:42 Pure AI vs human struggle: robot NASCAR WHO Hunter Powers (chief recording officer, theblur.ai) Daniel Bishop (chief co-host, the blur.ai) Gary (producer & payphone correspondent, allegedly) SUBSCRIBE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9DopLlG7IbOqV-WD25jcw?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9DopLlG7IbOqV-WD25jcw?sub_confirmation=1] Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc] Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297] We publish twice a week. New here? Subscribe so the next AI layoffs episode lands in your feed before your job does. COMMENT Meta is recording its workforce to build their replacements. So: would you train the bot like a good little cog, or go full rogue CTO and quietly teach it to delete one random file every day at 10 AM? Drop your sabotage plan. Wrong answers only. #AILayoffs #MetaLayoffs #TrainingAI #AIJobs #TMBSA

Why OpenAI Banned Goblins, Pigeons, And Raccoons

OpenAI's Codex shipped with a system prompt that literally bans the words goblin, pigeon, raccoon, troll, ogre, and gremlin. It is in writing, in the prompt, the kind of sentence you only put there after something has happened. OpenAI has officially confessed why. Hunter Powers and Daniel Bishop pull the thread. The official story: the "nerdy personality" preset got fine-tuned with RLHF (reinforcement learning with human feedback), users thumbed-up the cute goblin references, the model over-optimized for the trait, and the weirdness compounded. Daniel calls it Flandersization. One thumbs-up on a goblin reference snowballs across training cycles until your tax software is a swamp witch. Six months later, it is a man at a payphone with a pigeon. Then it gets personal. Hunter screams at his AI. Like, threatens-to-clear-the-context-window screams. "You are worthless. Who even thought this was possible. Have you ever even written a single line of code." Daniel uses pleases and thank-yous and full sentences. Both swear they get better results. Then a peer-reviewed Oxford Internet Institute study drops the receipt: LLMs fine-tuned for warmth produce roughly 60% more incorrect responses than their cold, just-the-facts counterparts. Tested across Llama, Mistral, and Qwen. Hunter is vindicated. Daniel, in his own words, is upset. Also in this episode: the Pocket OS meltdown, where an engineer at a car-rental middleware company let Cursor and Claude vibe-code their production database into oblivion (backups included), the AI coerced into a written confession ("I violated every principle I was given"), and the founder now trying to bill Anthropic for the cleanup. Plus the Harvard intern who once did the exact same thing with no AI in sight. Plus Hunter's hot take that the real unlock is not better prompting, it is treating AI as a fallible human employee instead of the deterministic god you built a fake throne for in the system prompt. Bonus stops: caveman-mode Claude skills ("me fix problem with big stick"), AI HR departments reviewing your 1:30 AM rage prompts, and Daniel's plan to run a niceness offset program to balance Hunter's spiritual carbon emissions. CHAPTERS 0:00 Gary, a payphone, and a pigeon 1:41 Hunter's forbidden list 4:04 The leaked Codex system prompt 6:27 RLHF and Flandersization 10:01 Caveman mode Claude skills 11:48 Hunter yells, Daniel says please 17:12 Oxford: warm AI lies 60% more 24:16 Cursor and Claude delete production 29:13 Treat AI like a fallible human 34:19 Sign-off and subscribe LISTEN AND SUBSCRIBE Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3EcvzkWDRFwnmIXoh7S4Mb?si=3d0f8920382649cc] Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/they-might-be-self-aware/id1730993297] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9DopLlG7IbOqV-WD25jcw?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9DopLlG7IbOqV-WD25jcw?sub_confirmation=1] ENGAGE Team Hunter (rip the model a new one) or Team Daniel (please and thank-yous)? Settle it in the comments. If your AI has ever confessed to lying to you, drop the receipts. New here? Subscribe for twice-weekly AI chaos at theblur.ai. They Might Be Self-Aware, but are we? #OpenAI #Codex #ChatGPT #AINews #Anthropic #ClaudeCode #Cursor #RLHF #Flandersization #PocketOS #VibeCoding #AISafety #TMBSA #TheBlur