EPISODE 19 - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous- Broke Boy Edition

EPISODE 24 - Cock Maxing, Crackheads & Commitment Traps

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends shoot the breeze on everything from the "freshman gay" phenomenon — young gay guys who hang exclusively with women before fully embracing their identity — to wild nights at gay clubs versus straight ones. They swap stories about a knife-wielding crackhead at their local Grocery Outlet, debate living on a boat as a cheap San Diego housing hack, and dig into the trap of "yes women" — dates who agree with everything you want until mom accidentally outs their real intentions in a car ride home. Sprinkled throughout: Small Hands the porn star, Pornhub podcasts, vasectomies as the ultimate "I don't want kids" proof, and why raising a family in 2024 is a financial death sentence.

EPISODE 23 - Too Old for the Apps, Too Young for a La-Z-Boy

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In episode 23 of Too Old To Care, the guys kick things off with chaotic pre-show energy before diving into their dating lives — apps, couples on Feeld, and the case for dating older women who actually have their shit together. The conversation turns surprisingly heartfelt as they discuss therapy (one of them has been going since age 10), the mental toll of a seven-month injury, and how working out affects everything — including your sex life. They react to a darkly funny monster truck crash in Colombia, debate whether a La-Z-Boy is the official symbol of giving up, and wrap with a deep dive into cologne, a grocery store death threat, and a hippie chick with fake tits. Unfiltered, oddly thoughtful, and exactly what you'd expect from two guys who are too old to pretend otherwise.

EPISODE 22 - People Equal Sh!t (Feat. Slipknot, Seagulls & Diarrhea Comments)

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In Episode 22, the guys shoot the breeze on everything from post-divorce singlehood and the exhausting modern ritual of "finding your person," to cringey MySpace throwbacks and the universal cringe of revisiting your younger self online. They dish out heartfelt advice to a 17-year-old listener going through his first major breakup, explore the lethal extremes of Death Valley (from a hidden underwater fish cave to a guy who mummified himself on a 20-mile hike), reminisce about Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and Falling In Reverse, debate the genius of Fred Durst and Davey Havok's ever-bizarre look, and gripe about the freeballing lifestyle, California car registration, and social media's fake statistics. They also cover old Tasteless Gentleman episodes being pulled from Spotify over copyright, a man getting sucked into a plane engine at Denver Airport, the magnificently named naked man orchid, and a new segment turning listener comments into AI-generated songs via Suno.

EPISODE 21- "Lets Choke About It" — A Conversation with Arlene

www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the hosts sit down with guest Arlene for an unfiltered, free-wheeling conversation that covers everything from Stagecoach festival chaos and the iPhone vs. DSLR camera debate to the real talk about dating in your 40s and what it actually takes to communicate and be vulnerable in relationships. The conversation gets candid fast — touching on Botox, eye contact during sex, praise kinks, and navigating modern dating apps. It's equal parts funny, honest, and surprisingly insightful

EPISODE 20 - Don't Do Anything Weird In The Shower

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, Bradley and Schoeny vent about YouTube's frustrating manual publishing process for podcasts, then dig into listener messages — one about self-reinvention and not caring what people think as you get older, another about the missed business opportunities of the old TTG Instagram page (which had over a million followers before it was stolen). They debate the difference between "quitting" alcohol versus "stopping," and riff on social media inauthenticity. Along the way they swap personal stories: getting caught masturbating in a military housing shower by a 70-something acid veteran named Ron, Toby the dog bolting toward a preschool story time class, accidentally buying coffee designed for pregnant women, a quick and painless vasectomy experience, and a genuine recommendation for the Theo Vaughn and David Spade low-budget comedy Busboy.