Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

Fears and Ghost Stories (feat. Brent Reed)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW BRENT: https://www.instagram.com/brentreedcomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@SpookyFunTime THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:37 Why is there 2 Justin's right now? 00:09:59 Scaring Markus 00:14:25 DMT is supernatural 00:25:07 People who are too into horror 00:29:26 What scares you in horror movies 00:32:09 The Collector and The Strangers 00:35:39 Every movie is a horror movie 00:37:10 Goosebumps is a gateway drug 00:39:38 Getting jaded by horror tropes 00:44:51 **Spoilers for Good Boy (Norwegian)** 00:53:22 Phil's ghost encounter 01:02:30 Justin's ghost encounter 01:03:40 Comedians on shrooms getting scared 01:06:45 Near death experiences 01:18:13 What scares you about yourself 01:21:25 Our favorite Halloween costumes ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @SpookyFunTime #podcast #comedy

We're Already China (feat. Kurt Metzger)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW KURT: https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:50 Kurt knows pyramids 00:05:58 Mormons made hanta 00:08:17 Mormons are feds and UFO's 00:14:39 In 1492 Turkey saved a bunch of Jews 00:24:25 Are nukes really that bad? 00:29:06 America won the roast of Kevin Hart 00:32:50 Women Talking 00:36:03 Interdimensional sex tourists 00:45:03 We're already China 00:51:19 Chinese robo-cops 00:54:55 Climate change is done 00:58:44 Mystics are always sus 01:03:53 Weed makes you unprogrammable ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @kurtmetzgercomedy #podcast #comedy

The TRUTH About the Roast of Kevin Hart (feat. Joke WRLD)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKE:https://www.instagram.com/joke.wrld/https://www.youtube.com/@JokeWRLDTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:40 Jake comes in hot00:07:02 Beef squashed00:10:22 Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp00:14:13 Louis CK leaks00:16:47 Comedy is mainstream00:18:33 Busboys: A New Hope00:22:28 Politics at the Kevin Hart Roast00:27:41 Lizzo crushed it00:30:56 How to make a Joke WRLD video00:34:07 Sports Center of comedy00:37:24 Jake's throwing a comedy festival00:43:26 Joke WRLD is just facts00:50:20 Getting bumped at the Hans Kim van mic00:57:22 Jake fumbled his Ron White interview______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCSf6rxPAV6vHx0uno7hjIWA]  @JustinEssenmacher  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCF7TBeWp1os5hO0AK2xptjg] ⁠ ⁠  @markusolind9761  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCHAznrtQRxIIToXMzv7xOlw] ⁠  @rageqzbass  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC-LT2TVYAU0IUWwChPxWCcw]  @JokeWRLD  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCGVVGdMcWxF0KW4mCrmiNCQ] #podcast #comedy

Golfologist Explains Best Substance to Golf On (feat. Brent Gill)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW BRENT: https://www.instagram.com/iambrentgill/ https://www.instagram.com/holehecklers/ https://www.instagram.com/goodsession.comedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:26 Feet pics on Patreon 00:04:53 The Study of Omelets 00:06:29 Brent is a golfologist 00:12:26 Why can't we have drugs in sports 00:15:44 Lizzo ruined the flute 00:19:15 Drinking at work 00:24:33 Volkswagen's numbers were exaggerated 00:32:58 Markus wants to live at a Champs 00:37:01 Brent mixed up black guys twice 00:43:13 Justin got Markus a gift 00:47:55 Bit Pitch LIVE @ the Sydney Opera House ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Dream Star Wars Blunt Rotation

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 It's Markus' day 00:04:40 Star Wars women 00:08:52 Dream Star Wars blunt rotation 00:14:30 This. Is. Pod-casting! 00:17:37 Markus brought toys 00:19:53 WET Sports: The Cowboys will be good this year 00:25:45 Impressions vs accents 00:27:30 Phil-losiphy with Phillip 00:30:59 Phil and Justin have the same therapist 00:35:07 Justin's in his Attitude Era 00:40:05 Steve Harvey in white face 00:43:36 Bit Pitch hosted by Steve Harvey 00:58:54 Markus' relapse ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy