#25 Confetti Crotch

Arrested in Avalon

Good times at the Jersey Shore. Where was the Stone Bar?

#26 Cut My Panties?

Listen to why my Mom was so excited about my “panties”

#25 Confetti Crotch

Evidently there was a party in my panties and I knew nothing about it.

#24 Heckled at Staples!

Entire long line of people shaming me for an odd return.

#23 Vacation

Denver, Tempe, RIP Four Seasons Bathroom