Episode 102 – The Swan Princess: Far Longer Than Forever

Episode 105 - Pinocchio (1940)

This movie is about a boy who has two dads who never meet each other, and they each independently drop the ball pretty hard. It was pretty good! If it wasn’t so upsetting near the end, kids today might still want to watch it. Instead it, uh, instilled a fear of whales into a generation of kids. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley [https://scottbuckley.bandcamp.com/track/homeward]. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video [mail@directto.video] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUwvcDCydLTXSwVTJ7UP06Q] Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuEYASLFbKl3qUtPzBL2ScA] Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events [http://inspiredbytrueevents.org/]

Episode 104 – Snow White (2025)

This... this was a tough one. We really thought we knew what we were getting into, you know? We thought we understood. We didn't think Disney would make every possible bad decision and release an ugly, bloated, cheap-looking and yet somehow very expensive monstrosity onto the viewing public. But they sure did! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley [https://scottbuckley.bandcamp.com/track/homeward]. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video [mail@directto.video] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUwvcDCydLTXSwVTJ7UP06Q] Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuEYASLFbKl3qUtPzBL2ScA] Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events [http://inspiredbytrueevents.org/]

Episode 103 – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

This is it. The one that started it all. Disney’s first foray into moviemaking, and the first full-length animated movie ever produced. And it has way more music than you remember. Most of it is bad. Important questions: Is the Evil Queen a stealth feminist icon? Why is the prince so weird, and why does his song suck so much? D-did Snow White ascend into heaven at the end? The music we used is Homeward by Scott Buckley [https://scottbuckley.bandcamp.com/track/homeward] and Theme from Penguins on Parade [https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/track/theme-from-penguins-on-parade] by Lee Rosevere, off of Music for Podcasts 3. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video [mail@directto.video] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUwvcDCydLTXSwVTJ7UP06Q] Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuEYASLFbKl3qUtPzBL2ScA] Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events [http://inspiredbytrueevents.org/]

Episode 102 – The Swan Princess: Far Longer Than Forever

We’ve done it. It’s over. We killed the franchise. This is a return to form, imaginary readers. This movie? It’s bad. In fact, it’s mostly nonsense. And we watched it. On purpose. ... Number Nine wasn't even IN it! They didn't mention The Secret Arts ONCE! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley [https://scottbuckley.bandcamp.com/track/homeward]. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video [mail@directto.video] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUwvcDCydLTXSwVTJ7UP06Q] Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuEYASLFbKl3qUtPzBL2ScA] Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events [http://inspiredbytrueevents.org/]

Episode 101 – The Swan Princess: A Fairytale is Born

Is Jean-Bob proof that a merciful god does not exist? Discuss. Will this be our penultimate Swan Princess episode? I will not lie, the concept excites me. This is a movie mostly about Derek’s terrible mother, and it’s somehow one of the best in the series. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley [https://scottbuckley.bandcamp.com/track/homeward]. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video [mail@directto.video] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUwvcDCydLTXSwVTJ7UP06Q] Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuEYASLFbKl3qUtPzBL2ScA] Tony’s comic isInspired By True Events [http://inspiredbytrueevents.org/]