Who Knows Ball? Relegation Scrap Survival Mode 🥶⚽

Fly Emirates vs Emirates Fly Better 😭✈️ Arsenal vs PSG Gets Toxic

The Five Aside crew goes ALL IN on the UCL Final debate as Arsenal fans, PSG supporters, and certified football terrorists clash over tactics, “world-class” players, underdog narratives, and whether Declan Rice can survive PSG’s midfield chaos. From Saka debates to Arteta tactics, Hakimi injury concerns, Enrique’s revenge arc, and Arsenal fans claiming “the pressure is off” — this one gets HEATED. Plus: the funniest joke of the episode — “Fly Emirates vs Emirates Fly Better” — might genuinely decide the final. 😭 Will PSG’s attack overpower Arsenal’s defense? Or are the Gunners finally ready to complete the dream? Chaos, banter, and football Twitter-level headloss throughout. Timestamp 0:00 Intro & panel predictions 3:00 Arsenal defence vs PSG attack debate 7:00 PSG's system — how they attack 8:00 Flanks vs midfield — Bayern comparison 10:00 Route to the final 11:00 Underdog debate 13:00 Arsenal fan culture & social media 16:00 World-class players in Arsenal's squad? 17:00 Weak Premier League season debate 22:00 Arsenal going in with no pressure 24:00 PSG overconfidence — Club World Cup story 26:00 Luis Enrique respects Arteta 28:00 How will Arteta set up? 31:00 Timber vs Mosquera at right back 34:00 Martinelli vs Zubimendi 36:00 PSG midfield — just let them have it? 37:00 Joint combined XI begins 43:00 Midfield trio — Rice, Vitinha, Neves 47:00 Right wing — Saka vs Doué 51:00 Left wing — Dembélé as player of the tournament 54:00 Luis Enrique's team-first culture 57:00 Match predictions 1:01:00 Dembélé vs Mbappé — bigger PSG legend? 1:03:00 Rice vs Fabregas — bigger Arsenal legend? 1:08:00 Daniel defends Fabregas 1:11:00 How we became fans — origin stories 1:16:00 Final words & outro

North London’s Red Wedding: Arsenal Fans Finally Lose Their Heads

Arsenal fans in Atlanta absolutely lose the plot after finally ending the drought — and the scenes are pure chaos. From emotional lifelong supporters and rival fan banter to Bruno Fernandes debates, Tottenham survival stress, Klopp nostalgia, and Arteta praise, this one has everything football culture is about. There’s singing. There’s screaming. There’s tears. There’s cooked takes. And somehow Spurs fans still caught strays. Football heritage was alive and well tonight. Timestamps 00:00 – Arsenal fans flood the celebrations 00:45 – Father & son Arsenal story goes emotional 01:45 – “I don’t know what to feel” after winning the league 02:40 – Arsenal fan club president speaks on the journey 04:10 – “We suffered for this” – emotional Arsenal speech 05:20 – Predictions for next season & Champions League hopes 06:00 – Reliving Arsenal heartbreak over the years 07:10 – Rival fans react to Arsenal’s title win 08:15 – Bruno Fernandes vs Declan Rice debate erupts 10:00 – Set-piece assists argument gets heated 11:20 – United fans back themselves for next season 12:00 – Crowd chaos & trophy celebrations continue 13:10 – Harry Kane banter and trophy jokes 14:00 – Arsenal fans already predicting next season 15:00 – “We want our trophy!” crowd takeover 16:10 – Years of banter finally paid back 17:00 – “God did” – Arsenal fans celebrate the payoff 18:00 – Chelsea fan reacts to Arsenal lifting the title 19:00 – Pep Guardiola, Man City & next season discussion 21:00 – Liverpool fans debate Arne Slot & Klopp legacy 23:00 – Klopp vs Pep tactical legacy discussion 25:00 – Nigerian football shoutouts & fan culture 26:00 – Lifelong Arsenal fan reflects on the pain years 27:00 – Champions League optimism goes through the roof 29:00 – Spurs fan enters the chaos 30:00 – Relegation survival stress explained 31:00 – “Slot Out” chants begin 33:00 – Tottenham ownership frustrations aired out 34:00 – Chelsea ownership & oil money banter 35:00 – More title celebration madness 36:00 – Arsenal’s defense praised as Europe’s best 37:00 – Final trophy scenes & crowd erupts

Who Knows Ball: Assist me if you can!

Manchester United finally got their hands on a trophy this season… unfortunately it’s the all-time assist leaders list. 😭 Who really knows ball better? Temi puts Chidalu and Ak through a brutal Premier League assists challenge — naming players from the ALL-TIME EPL assist leaders list until somebody folds. From safe picks like Giggs and KDB to outrageous misses, panic answers, and the shocking Özil debate, this one gets heated FAST. Plus, someone’s walking away with free Chick-fil-A… and someone’s walking away ashamed. 😂 Did they cook or embarrass themselves? Watch till the end and play along in the comments. Timestamps 0:00 – Intro & rules explained 0:42 – The EPL assists challenge begins 1:15 – Giggs, Fabregas & Henry start strong 2:00 – Jesus FAILS immediately 😭 2:35 – Van Persie miss shocks everyone 2:55 – The Mesut Özil controversy 3:30 – Gareth Barry sneaks onto the list 4:00 – Drogba & Gerrard enter the chat 4:45 – James Milner top 10 revelation 5:10 – Dennis Bergkamp saves Arsenal fans 5:45 – Ashley Cole confusion causes chaos 6:25 – Roy Keane disasterclass 6:55 – David Silva & Scholes restore order 7:35 – Raheem Sterling surprise appearance 8:10 – Pressure starts hitting HARD 9:00 – Mo Salah almost forgotten 😭 9:45 – Bruno Fernandes sneaks into top 20 10:20 – Winner crowned + Chick-fil-A trophy 10:50 – Outro, donations & absolute nonsense

Light It Up! Arsenal Finally Beat the "Next Season FC" Allegations 🔥🏆

Arsenal are Premier League champions — and the Five Aside boys are losing their minds. From emotional fan confessions to Declan Rice propaganda, Arteta debates, Pep Guardiola legacy talk, and Xabi Alonso confirmed at Chelsea, this episode is pure football chaos. We also get into João Pedro's Brazil snub, Salah's Liverpool legacy, Mourinho to Real Madrid, and whether Arsenal are about to build a dynasty… or if this is just a one-hit wonder. Banter levels? Through the roof. Timestamps 00:00 - Haircut bets, forgiveness & Arsenal finally deliver 02:15 - Arsenal crowned Premier League champions 05:00 - "Netflix FC" no more: emotional Arsenal reactions 06:50 - The moment Arsenal fans knew the title was real 10:25 - Biggest games of Arsenal's season 14:00 - Arteta debate: genius coach or attacking fraud? 16:20 - The Aston Villa & Man City performances that changed everything 20:00 - Arsenal's spine: Rice, Gabriel, Saliba & Saka 23:30 - Odegaard captaincy arguments get HEATED 30:00 - Declan Rice appreciation session 32:50 - Pep Guardiola potentially leaving Man City 34:10 - Is Arteta the new sheriff in town? 35:15 - Arsenal transfer needs for a title dynasty 38:50 - João Pedro left out of Brazil squad discussion 44:40 - Xabi Alonso confirmed as Chelsea manager reaction 48:30 - Can Chelsea finally trust a manager long-term? 55:00 - Salah, Griezmann & Lewandowski legacy debate 58:40 - Liverpool fans, Trent drama & football loyalty talk 01:00:30 - Who is Liverpool's next legend after Salah? 01:06:50 - Mourinho to Real Madrid — good idea or disaster? 01:13:00 - Will Arsenal defend the title? Final takes

Straight Outta the Pub: Reece PTO James & the FA Cup Funeral 🍺🏆

The FA Cup watch party descended into absolute chaos as City fans celebrated another trophy and Chelsea fans held a full-on therapy session. From “Reece PTO James” jokes to Petr Čech cosplay slander, this episode has everything: brutal banter, player-of-the-season debates, treble talk, and one very emotional Chelsea fan trying to survive another disappointing final. Plus: City fans arguing Bernardo vs Cherki, Arsenal catching random strays, and pub chants that definitely shouldn’t be sung around children. Pure football pub culture. Timestamps 00:00 – “Reece PTO James” enters the chat 01:00 – City fans celebrate FA Cup glory 02:05 – “That match was a snoozefest” 02:45 – Semenyo praise & Doku debates 03:20 – Bernardo Silva Player of the Season shouts 04:00 – “When did you become a City fan?” interrogation 05:45 – Chelsea fan therapy session begins 06:30 – Joao Pedro, Delap & Reece James frustrations 07:50 – Chelsea’s season officially cooked 08:10 – Reece James & Enzo Fernandez analysis 09:15 – Javi Alonso to Chelsea rumors 10:05 – Chelsea transfer clearout wishlist 11:05 – Declan Rice league Player of the Season shout 12:00 – Why Enzo still has Chelsea DNA 13:00 – “Most finals are just boring” 14:00 – Chelsea board gets blamed for everything 15:00 – “This loss is on the board, not the fans” 16:00 – Petr Čech gimmick keeper slander 17:00 – Can City still win the league? 18:00 – Cherki hype reaches dangerous levels 19:10 – Proper pub chants & football culture 20:00 – Longtime City fan shares his origin story 21:00 – The season turnaround after Christmas 22:00 – Bernardo Silva Arsenal-hater appreciation 23:00 – Bruno Fernandes Player of the Season debate 24:00 – Comparing this City team to the treble winners 25:00 – Women’s Super League talk & Leicester catching strays