The Good Pirate Badge

The Safety Cage

It's for your SAFETY! But I was safe OUTSIDE the cage! A cage is a cage, even if you call it safe. Liberty Pirates don't trade freedom for fake safety!

The Protection Ship

Pay me or bad things happen! But wait—there were NO bad things until HE showed up. HE'S the bad thing! Liberty Pirates see through the Protection Trick!

The Good Pirate Badge

Gold star for obeying. Trouble for thinking. But who decides what's "good"? The captain! Liberty Pirates don't trade their brains for stickers!

The Emergency Trick

EMERGENCY! Give me power! I'll give it back when it's over! But who decides when it's over? HIM. And spoiler: it's never over. Liberty Pirates don't give up freedom for fake scares!

The Two Hats Trick

Red hat vs blue hat—but it's the SAME captain! Pirates fight over hats while HE does whatever he wants. Watch the captain, not the costume!