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Enter Kris (and Absolute Mayhem) - Episode 8

1 h 32 min · 20. feb. 2026
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This week we’re joined by our buddy Kris, and honestly… nothing was safe. We kick things off with a horrible Walmart story that somehow turns into a deep dive on service animal laws, violating rights, and why nobody actually knows what they’re legally allowed to do anymore. From toll roads, highways, and REAL ID charges to the unforgettable moment of “and that man kissed me on the lips!” — things spiral fast. We get into relationships and real life: who actually owns the bed, are women secretly training men for the couch, why looks and lust aren’t everything, and why going to therapy does NOT make you weak. Kris shares his worst date ever, a night of absolute nonsense that somehow cost him $1,000, while we unpack controlling exes and why being brutally honest at the beginning of relationships matters. Then it gets feral. Truck driver stories. A wax-your-butthole guy. Hagrid’s legendary lot lizard story. “She washed herself in a puddle and went on to rock the next truck.” Lot Lizard of the Month. Biker dudes don’t play. Bright hair as a warning sign. And somehow, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie ties it all together. Unhinged, honest, hilarious, and accidentally insightful. Buckle up — this episode is a ride. 🎙️🔥

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episode Enter Kris (and Absolute Mayhem) - Episode 8 cover

Enter Kris (and Absolute Mayhem) - Episode 8

This week we’re joined by our buddy Kris, and honestly… nothing was safe. We kick things off with a horrible Walmart story that somehow turns into a deep dive on service animal laws, violating rights, and why nobody actually knows what they’re legally allowed to do anymore. From toll roads, highways, and REAL ID charges to the unforgettable moment of “and that man kissed me on the lips!” — things spiral fast. We get into relationships and real life: who actually owns the bed, are women secretly training men for the couch, why looks and lust aren’t everything, and why going to therapy does NOT make you weak. Kris shares his worst date ever, a night of absolute nonsense that somehow cost him $1,000, while we unpack controlling exes and why being brutally honest at the beginning of relationships matters. Then it gets feral. Truck driver stories. A wax-your-butthole guy. Hagrid’s legendary lot lizard story. “She washed herself in a puddle and went on to rock the next truck.” Lot Lizard of the Month. Biker dudes don’t play. Bright hair as a warning sign. And somehow, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie ties it all together. Unhinged, honest, hilarious, and accidentally insightful. Buckle up — this episode is a ride. 🎙️🔥

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