Agentic AI Goes Shopping: We Watched Robots Fill Our Carts (So You Don't Have To)

ChatGPT's Grip Is Slipping

Manny and Joe kick off 2026 with the SimilarWeb data that's been making the rounds and it's a wake-up call. ChatGPT dropped from 87% to below 75% traffic share while Gemini surged 260% on Google's ecosystem play. The takeaway? Retailers betting on a single AI partnership are building for a monopoly that's already fragmenting. We break down what Grok's rise from zero to 2.9% signals, why Amazon's goal to double sales with zero workforce growth should terrify competitors, and make some bold predictions: ChatGPT below 50% by year-end, Gemini hitting 35% by mid-year. Plus: why 2026 is the year of reckoning where CEOs finally demand real ROI on AI investments and a lot of pilots become dead bodies.

Why the Last Three Feet Will Save Retail from AI Commoditization

Manny and Joe break down eMarketer's Commerce Summit findings: in-store retail media won't hit $1B until 2028—that's just 1% of total spend despite 80% of sales happening in physical stores. The gap? Measurement infrastructure. While Amazon dominates with 79% of retail media dollars, forward-thinking retailers are instrumenting stores with spatial analytics to prove incrementality before agentic AI makes them commodity fulfillment centers. Plus: why hiding products behind digital screens is definitely NOT the future of retail media.

Black Friday's AI Reckoning: When AI Promises Meet Retail Reality

A Hamburg study shows ChatGPT shopping converts 86% worse than affiliate links despite high engagement. With Black Friday 4 days away, Manny and Joe explain why this is the first major stress test for agentic commerce. The tech works, but trust and infrastructure don't. They analyze why users research in ChatGPT but buy elsewhere, what retailers should monitor this week, and why Black Friday 2025 is about data collection—not revenue. Your infrastructure gaps are about to get exposed.

The Bots Are Shopping: Why Amazon Is Blocking Google's AI Army

On November 13th, Google launched AI shopping agents that fundamentally change retail. Manny and Joe break down Google's three features: conversational shopping in AI Mode, "Let Google Call" that phones stores to check inventory, and agentic checkout that auto-purchases when prices hit your target. The big questions: What happens to retail media when bots do the shopping? Why aren't Amazon, Walmart, and Target playing yet? How do you measure ROI when agents make decisions? This is agentic commerce's opening salvo... and nobody's ready.

Agentic AI Goes Shopping: We Watched Robots Fill Our Carts (So You Don't Have To)

Manny and Joe put agentic AI to the ultimate real-world test: grocery shopping. In this episode, they each use a different AI browser—Manny with OpenAI's ChatGPT Atlas, Joe with Perplexity's Comet Assistant—and give them simple prompts to handle their weekly shopping. No technical instructions. No step-by-step guidance. Just: "Do my grocery shopping."