005 - Dried Fluids

008 - Messiah Is Queer

For future historians, this was recorded like 20 days ago. In this one we talk about subpar yet delightful barbecue, open micer mania, a homeless gentleman, cult gullibility, pandemic psychology, and autistic romantics.

007 - Alien Ant Farts

Were you searching for that popular 2000s cover of Smooth Criminal by a certain one-hit wonder when you found this? I miss MTV too. And MTV2. In this episode we talk about ungracious hosts, furries, vile cinema, bird magic, foreskin follies, presidential prints, and sticky icky BBQ.

006 - Yachts & Yachty

We recorded this like two weeks ago but I just now got around to editing it. Also Abby has been overseas, so the next one will come soon (and so will I). In this episode we talk about good vibrations, my Denver adventure, lottery fantasies, genitalia sizes, bachelorette parties, and Oscar schlock. And I think I can comfortably say that I have the audio down to a science, so if this podcast is ever successful you can tell your friends to skip to this one to avoid terrible sound.

005 - Dried Fluids

In this one we talk about sexual wellness, a grumpy old lady, Victorian foreplay, lodging hygienics, a strange birthday party, and drunken propositions. Is the sound good yet?

004 - Re-Tarred and Feathered

This one is miserable but fun. We talk about seasonal depression, Olympic obscurity, supervillainy, a story about Hell, and religious roleplaying. I'm starting to figure out how to make the audio better, but I kept drinking and vaping on mic so sue me.