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I have a confession to make, and in today’s political climate, it is a dangerous one: I am a political orphan. I am a fiscal conservative and a social liberal. This means, in practical terms, that I want the federal government to balance its checkbook, but I also do not care who you marry, what you do with your body, or what you smoke on your back porch as long as it doesn’t adversely affect your neighbors backyard, while enjoying that balanced budget. I am the person who looks at a tax cut and says, "Excellent, let's stop wasting money," and then looks at a civil rights march and says, "Superb, everyone deserves equal protection under the law." Because of this deeply unsatisfying middle-ground position, my daily experience of American political discourse feels like being the only sober person at a frat party where the living room is on fire, the kitchen is flooded, and both sides are screaming that the water is too dry and the fire is too cold. Nowhere is this collective regression to childhood more apparent than in the phenomenon known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). What on Earth is TDS? To understand TDS, we must first look at it through the eyes of Donald Trump's supporters, who coined and popularized the term. In their vocabulary, TDS is a pejorative diagnosis for a very specific, highly infectious psychological state. It describes critics whose intense, white-hot hostility toward the 45th (and 47th) President leads to completely irrational reactions, an utter inability to objectively evaluate his policies, and a clinical obsession with his daily existence. Colloquially, TDS suggests that an individual’s hatred of Trump is so consuming that it actively impairs their cognitive function. When afflicted, otherwise rational adults, scientists, journalists, CEOs, and your Aunt Karen, abandon all logic, nuance, and proportion. If Trump says that he likes clean water, the afflicted are suddenly tempted to advocate for cholera just to stay on the right side of history. For a moderate like me, watching TDS in the wild is exhausting. I don't love the guy. I find his erratic behavior, late-night social media rants, and complete disregard for traditional Presidential decorum norms to be deeply unbecoming of the office. But I can also look at certain economic indicators, foreign policy deals, or judicial appointments and say, "You know what? That actually worked out okay." To the TDS sufferer, however, saying "that worked out okay" is equivalent to high treason. The Genealogy of Madness: From BDS to TDS While Trump’s unique personality has supercharged this phenomenon, he did not invent it. Long before "Orange Man Bad" became a household mantra, there was Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS). The term was coined in 2003 by the brilliant (and similarly exhausted) conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer. He defined BDS as "the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency, nay, the very existence, of George W. Bush." Back then, otherwise sane liberals were convinced that "Dubya,” a man who spent his post-presidency painting rather mediocre portraits of bath towels and puppies, was a literal fascist mastermind plotting a global dictatorship. When Trump entered the arena, BDS went through a rapid, terrifying evolutionary jump. It was no longer just paranoia; it became a full-blown lifestyle. It took the latent derangement of the early 2000s, fed it a steady diet of algorithm-driven rage-bait, and unleashed it upon a nation that had apparently forgotten how to take a deep breath. Three Classic Case Studies in TDS To truly understand how this "condition" causes adults to throw their brains into a woodchipper, we must examine the historical record. Here are three famous incidents where Trump Derangement Syndrome caused the collective sanity of the nation to evaporate. 1. The Great "Covfefe" National Security Crisis (May 2017) At 12:06 AM on May 31, 2017, Trump tweeted: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe". That was it. It was obviously a typo. He was a 70-something-year-old man who likely fell asleep mid-tweet while trying to type "coverage." Any normal person would look at that, chuckle, and go back to sleep. Instead, the internet fractured. Major news networks dedicated hours of prime-time coverage to analyzing the word. Pundits argued that "covfefe" was a secret, coded message to Vladimir Putin. Others suggested it was an Arabic term meaning "I will stand." Late-night hosts behaved as though a typo on Twitter was a constitutional crisis on par with Watergate. Why it’s TDS: The reaction abandoned all basic human empathy and common sense. Anyone who has ever fat-fingered a text message late at night knows what happened. But because it was Trump, a simple typo was elevated to an existential, conspiratorial threat. 2. The "Two Scoops" Authoritarianism (May 2017) In May 2017, Time magazine published a profile of life inside the Trump White House. Deep within the article, the reporter noted a detail about a dinner: Trump was served two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, while his guests were only served one scoop. What followed was a masterclass in media hysteria. Major outlets ran serious, unironic segments analyzing the "ice cream power play." Op-eds argued that this extra scoop of dairy was a chilling window into Trump's autocratic tendencies, proving he viewed himself as a king who deserved more than his subjects. Why it’s TDS: It’s ice cream. He was the President host in his own home; if he wants twelve scoops of ice cream and a juice box, it has zero impact on foreign policy or the marginal tax rate. To look at a scoop of Blue Bunny and see the rise of Caesarism requires a level of mental gymnastics that should be an Olympic sport. 3. The Koi Pond "Barbarian" Incident (November 2017) During a state visit to Japan, Trump and Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stood over a peaceful pond to feed some valuable koi fish. They were handed small wooden boxes of fish food. Abe scooped some out, then ultimately tipped his box to empty the remaining food into the water. Trump did the exact same thing a second later. The media immediately erupted. Outlets published cropped videos showing only Trump dumping his box, accompanied by outraged headlines claiming Trump was an "impatient," "greedy," and "uncultured" brute who was overfeeding the delicate fish and insulting Japanese culture. Only when the full video emerged showing Abe doing it first did the outrage simmer down—and even then, reluctantly. Why it’s TDS: The critics’ hatred was so intense that they literally edited reality to fit their preconceived narrative that Trump is a walking, talking disaster. They abandoned the fundamental journalistic duty of verifying context because the high of calling him a barbarian was just too sweet to resist. 4. The Davos Greenland "Imperialist" Panic (January 2026) During the World Economic Forum in Davos in January 2026, private transcripts leaked suggesting that Donald Trump was actively reviving his first-term ambitions to buy Greenland from Denmark. Despite Denmark previously making it quite clear they are not running a real estate agency, Trump reportedly joked to French President Emmanuel Macron about his enduring dreams for the giant island. The reaction from European diplomats and talking heads was nothing short of an apocalyptic meltdown. Commentators took to television to declare Trump's comments a "dark return to 19th-century gunboat diplomacy" and a "new age of imperialist colonization" that threatened European sovereignty. Why it’s TDS: Trump's obsession with buying Greenland has been a running, semi-serious gag since 2019. It is a classic Trumpian thought-bubble designed to grab headlines and poke the establishment. Treating a casual, eccentric comment at a cocktail party as though Air Force One was about to drop paratroopers into Nuuk is a textbook example of critics completely losing their sense of proportion. 5. The $250 Commemorative Bill "Coup" (May 2026) In May 2026, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent unveiled a graphic mockup of a proposed $250 bill featuring Donald Trump’s face, intended to commemorate the United States' 250th semiquincentennial anniversary in July. The internet did not take it well. Political commentators and opposition lawmakers immediately claimed this was the first step toward a literal financial dictatorship. Op-eds warned that Trump was plotting to "demote Benjamin Franklin" and weaponize the US currency to build a cult of personality. Prominent critics warned that carrying this bill would be a loyalty test for citizens. Why it’s TDS: It’s a commemorative mockup designed to celebrate a landmark national anniversary. Commemorative coins and novelties are created all the time, and Congress would have to pass an act for it to ever enter standard circulation. To look at a collector's bill and construct a paranoid fantasy about a fascist banking coup is a masterpiece in unadulterated hysteria. 6. The "Froot Loops" Nutritional National Security Threat (March 2026) As part of the Trump administration's "Make America Healthy Again" health agenda, newly appointed HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took the stage at CPAC in March 2026 and delivered a fiery speech. Among his complaints about the American diet, RFK Jr. claimed that the previous administration had literally "placed Froot Loops at the top of the food pyramid." Instead of treating the claim as standard political hyperbole about lobbying, media outlets and fact-checkers spent weeks running incredibly serious investigations to prove that the USDA had not, in fact, recommended Froot Loops. Nutritionists were brought on news panels to declare that RFK Jr.'s speech was a "deadly threat to the agricultural sector" and "dangerous nutritional disinformation" orchestrated by the White House to undermine the nation's grocery stores. Why it’s TDS: Rather than engaging in an adult, substantive debate about the actual administration guidelines for school lunches or FDA regulations, the media chose to treat a silly, offhand comment about Toucan Sam as a threat to national security. When you spend two solid weeks treating Froot Loops like the Cuban Missile Crisis, you have let the derangement win. The Moderate’s Lament: Can We Please Grow Up? As a moderate, my frustration with TDS isn't that I want to defend Donald Trump. My frustration is that TDS makes it impossible to have an actual, adult debate about things that actually matter. When you treat a typo, an extra scoop of ice cream, and a fish-feeding incident with the same level of apocalyptic dread as you do a major trade war or a constitutional debate, you lose all credibility. You cry wolf so many times that when there is a legitimate policy issue to discuss, like, say, the national debt ballooning under both parties, everyone has already tuned you out. We have reached a point where the political extremes are locked in a codependent dance of immaturity. One side acts like a toddler throwing food, and the other side reacts like a Victorian duchess clutching her pearls and fainting onto a chaise lounge because a peasant sneezed. So, to my fellow citizens on both the left and the right, I beg of you: let's bring back logic, proportion, and maybe just a little bit of emotional regulation. I dream of a Stoicism renaissance. If you want to criticize the President, do it based on his tax policies, his regulatory rollbacks, or his actual legislative record. But please, for the love of all that is fiscally conservative and socially liberal, let the ice cream go. Hello, and thanks for listening to my podcast For years, my mission has been to foster a community around engagement, unique takes on interesting stories, and conversation. If you value what I do, please consider supporting me. I've started a GoFundMe to cover my production and operational costs, including those pesky social media fees. If you can’t contribute to my GoFundMe, I get it, but you can help me by subscribing to my account or sharing this particular story with friends and family that you think would appreciate it. 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