Wellness + Spas!

Wellness + the Occult!

Beverly has entered her California era, and she's trading Pilgrim energy for tarot cards and woo-woo wisdom! This week: Beverly explains why she's basically a human app (patent pending), takes partial accountability for Bradley Cooper's face and accidentally listens to her daughter do things no mother should ever hear at a farmer's market. Then it's off to the tarot cards, where Beverly channels her God-given Jewish intuition to solve at least one relationship, possibly offend two major religious groups and concludes that the Knight of Wands is basically saying: have more sex. The Talmud says no to divination. Beverly says she'll think about it. Subscribe or she will yell at you. $4 a month. It's less than a bully stick bite! (Look it up.) Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + Dairy!

Beverly celebrates Shavuot — the B-list Jewish holiday you've never heard of — by explaining the Ten Commandments (mostly correctly), recapping the Book of Ruth (mostly correctly), and sharing how a four-hour call with a JetBlue customer service rep taught her everything she needed to know about loyalty, dairy, and not committing adultery with her neighbor's lawnmower! Also: Rachelle has done something terrible, Sydney Sweeney was in a Nordstrom fitting room, and someone's bat mitzvah was canceled because of a toilet seat cover text. Happy Shavuot! Eat some cheesecake and come back next week! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + the Piano Man!

Beverly is back and unluckier than ever for Episode 13. She opens with a long-overdue apology letter to Christie Brinkley — complete with a 1993 Hamptons disaster involving norovirus, a lecherous orthodontist, and a chance nude encounter with Billy Joel. From there, Beverly tackles aging gracefully (or as she prefers, "aging naturally"), weighs in on who in Hollywood is doing it right vs. who's "wearing their face like a mask," and delivers the latest chaotic updates on her twins Rachelle and Lainie — one of whom is squatting at Beverly's best friend's house and the other just got arrested at Trader Joe's. It's Episode 13, and Beverly has zero regrets! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com [http://thebeverlypodcast.com/]

Wellness + Grand Theft Auto!

On episode 12 of The Beverly Podcast, Beverly sits down with Marnina and Micah (aka Couplet), a married Jewish musical comedy duo who Beverly met at a Grand Theft Auto-themed Bar Mitzvah! Topics covered include: getting fired from Trader Joe's for hurling pasta sauce, the correct way to prove you're a real lesbian, non-binary pronoun fries and Beverly's ongoing one-sided feud with Glennon Doyle. Baby TBD. Catch Couplet live: Boston (June 27–28, Huntington Theatre) with their award-winning Fringe show Honey Honey Moon Moon — about the queer Jewish wedding that almost didn't happen. Plus LA in June and Edinburgh in August with their brand new hour, "Folk Marry Kill". Find them everywhere as Couplet! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + Spas!

It's episode 11 — or as Beverly calls it, Episode Millie Bobby Brown! In this one, Beverly stages a wellness intervention for Brett, who has somehow made it this far without ever going to a spa. Plus, Beverly issues a formal debate challenge to the self-help industrial complex (Mel, Brené, Glennon — you know who you are). Glory holes are discussed as an emerging gender-neutral wellness space, the Trader Joe's origin story takes a dark turn and much more! Beverly has a Memberful and considers it medically necessary. Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com