Drunk Mingo Rides Again: Tales, Tangents, and Tactical Dumps | 138

Fist Full of Cock | 140

Grab an old-fashioned and pull up a chair, because we’re back in the bunker where the filters are nonexistent, and the world’s IQ is dropping faster than John's accents. John Jamingo, Deuce, Joe, and special guest Diane the Queen of Dilly Dally are here for their monthly dose of "day drinking and shit tawkin," THE BOY BAND BETRAYAL And let’s settle this Beatles nonsense once and for all. Deuce says they were musical revolutionaries, but they are not the original boy band. John and Joe say, they had bowl cuts, the matching suits, and a fan base of yappy broads screaming so loud you couldn't hear a single chord. If you're marketed to teenagers for your "heartthrob" status, you're InSync with a British accent—case closed. Home Defense and Stalker Logic When the world gets weird, like a VR nutjob claiming he knows where Jamingo lives, you don’t reach for the rock salt. That’s just asking for a lawsuit. In his house, he goes center mass with double-ought buckshot. Anything on the inside of my house is a threat, and I’m not shooting for the leg just so a guy can sue me from a hospital bed later. Bottom line. Live your life and stay away from Jamingo. THE AUGUST DEADLINE Mark your calendars for May 29th. By then, we’ll see if Joe’s new flame has officially moved in or if he’s still "guarding his solitude" like a monk. We’re also trying to drag one of the original founders of Brand X, and John Jamingo, down to the studio with a bottle of scotch, as long as it’s under two hundred dollars. Until next time, eat my fart box. Adios, b!tches. Mentioned in this episode: SSOTW Promo

Jamingo Hates... | 139

John Jamingo hates a lot of things — and Deuce finally has the receipts. Episode 139 of the Brand X Podcast reunites hosts John Jamingo, Deuce, and Joe in the podcast dungeon, with special guest the Duchess driving in from the Boomer Bunker. What starts as a chaotic pre-show of pizza disasters, technical meltdowns, and Old Fashioneds turns into a sprawling, hilarious deep-dive into pop culture, foreign policy, fan art, and a savage on-air reading of everything John Jamingo hates — compiled and delivered by Deuce with the precision of a man who has been waiting months for this moment. In this episode: 1. Pizza & Pre-Show Chaos — The website was down, the phones were rusty, and the cardiologist already has opinions about the Old Fashioneds 2. RIP Chuck Norris — The crew reacts to the passing of a legend and trades the best Chuck Norris jokes ever told 3. Action Hero Debate — Who's left from the golden age of tough guys? Bruce Lee vs. real fighters, Dolph Lundgren's Creed 2 comeback, and the truth about Steven Seagal 4. Podcast Wars — Jamingo's Twitter beef with AM radio host Greg Stocker over podcasting vs. radio, and what Trump's election strategy proved once and for all 5. Iran, Foreign Policy & the Middle East — The crew debates boots on the ground, Trump's tactical chess moves, and why Europe keeps fumbling 6. "Jamingo Hates" — The List — Deuce unleashes months of research: Star Wars, U2, Rush, the Mummers Parade, cats, Christmas, the US Postal Service, Verizon, Dungeons & Dragons, and more 7. D&D Story Time — Joe tells the legendary tale of the succubus, the bed, and the most catastrophic strength roll in dungeon history 8. Live Fan Art — The Discord community fires off AI-generated Jamingo masterpieces in real time during the show.

Drunk Mingo Rides Again: Tales, Tangents, and Tactical Dumps | 138

John, Deuce, Joe, and Diane gather for a no-holds-barred, alcohol-fueled conversation that covers everything from hospital mishaps to commentary on modern culture. Between rounds of old fashioneds and plenty of laughs, the crew dives into tales from their past, debates over health and medicine, and rambles into hilarious and sometimes outrageous territory. Expect a mix of personal stories, irreverent takes on social issues, and genuine camaraderie. From wild bathroom etiquette debates to NFL uniform critiques, this episode is classic Brand X—unfiltered, unpredictable, and full of fun. Highlights from this episode include: 1. Hospital stories gone wrong, including combat and tactical bathroom breaks 2. The psychology and reality of pot, alcohol, and health obsessions 3. Rants on Facebook drama, “woke” culture, and word policing 4. Super Bowl halftime show hot takes and the agony of picking teams by uniform color 5. Unapologetic deep-dive into aging, snoring, bidets, and the art of wiping—plus a promise to give Diane her own mic next time

Four Cylinder Word | 137

The latest episode of the Brand X Podcast is a rollicking, unfiltered round table that mixes sharp-witted humor, pop culture banter, and no-apologies storytelling. John, Deuce, Joe, and guest Duchess dive right in with a tongue-in-cheek debate about whether “Jingle Bells” is racist, riffing on recent controversies and the ever-rotating cycle of outrage culture. The gang quickly segues into reminiscence, sharing memories of classic comedians like Steve Landisberg, Buddy Hackett, and Jonathan Winters, and the golden age of late-night TV, from Johnny Carson to Ed McMahon. Thanksgiving traditions spark a round of stories about turkey preferences, divorced Thanksgivings, and the nostalgic power of lasagna at family tables. The group doesn’t shy away from discussing cancel culture, DEI, and workplace politics, exploring how labels are weaponized and how the shifting sands of social power shape them. Popcorn-worthy tangents abound: there’s talk of horror movies, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and the cult-classic Dawn of the Dead mall. Book recommendations like Fahrenheit 451 and Lord of the Flies are peppered throughout, alongside playful debates about audiobooks versus actual paperbacks, sparking laughs and confessions about reading habits. As the drinks flow, so do tales from the trenches of off-duty strippers, memorable customers, the saga of pricey coffee beans, and the eternal struggle of wires and tech setups. The hosts share hot takes on Hollywood, musical films, and the transformation of TV staples, from Game of Thrones to The Producers. Amidst ribbing and camaraderie, the episode captures the chemistry of longtime friends: roast sessions, ball-busting, and self-aware observations about aging, food, and reunion dynamics. As always, the crew wraps with plans for the next episode—and a promise of more raucous stories, inside jokes, and explicit, laugh-out-loud commentary.

Parent Torturing - A Holiday Tradition | Vintage 27

Welcome to a vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast! In this throwback installment, originally released November 23, 2016. John and Deuce kick things off by reminiscing about their week, from brutal summer heat to work parties and memories of manual labor in their youth.  The hosts dive into an entertaining discussion about how times have changed, especially for younger generations. They reflect on the work ethic instilled in them through chores, early jobs, and hands-on problem-solving, contrasting it with today’s culture of convenience and technology. The conversation steers into a lively debate about millennials, touching on everything from participation trophies and the rise of the “everyone's a winner” mentality to the economic and social shifts that have redefined what growing up looks like.  John and Deuce explore whether their generation is partially responsible for these changes, reminiscing about building go-karts, mowing lawns, and delivering newspapers—while also touching on the challenges young people face today. Amidst these stories, the hosts don’t shy away from politics, digging into the current election climate and Supreme Court nominations, all served up with their signature mix of humor and opinion. Tune in for a nostalgic, honest, and often hilarious conversation about growing older, generational change, and the quirks of American life, as only Brand X can deliver.