Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26

Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26

Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag? Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?

Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26

You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want Tell us what you broke when you were angry A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?

Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for? Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them? Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26

Feral hogs are invading Ohio Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole