no one sits for tea anymore

our dream coachella lineup

Julia and Hailey are back and this week the neighborhood became a festival grounds because the girls built their dream Coachella lineup from scratch and it's giving exactly what it needs to give. They're pulling from the classics, the current pop culture moments, and everyone in between to put together the set list the desert actually deserves. No skips, no filler acts, just a headliner to headliner ratio that would have the whole crowd in a chokehold. From the artists that defined the 2000s to the groups dominating pop culture right now, Julia and Hailey are making their case for who belongs on that main stage and honestly the discourse alone is worth the listen. Whether you're a festival girlie, a music nerd, or just someone who has opinions about who should have been booked years ago, this one's for you. New episodes every Wednesday, follow the pod and tell your neighbors.

no one sits for tea anymore

Julia and Hailey are back with their April ins and outs and the neighborhood is thriving. This month they're fully embracing backyard hang season, getting into mahjong, and Hailey finally caved on AMC A-List. Julia also found a running shoe that she cannot stop hyping up. Whether you're looking for new things to add to your rotation or just want to know what two girls in their prime are actually doing with their free time this month — pull up, the neighborhood has room for you. New episodes every Wednesday, follow the pod and tell your neighbors.

to brick or not to brick

Julia and Hailey are back in the neighborhood and this week they're getting into something living rent free in everyone's heads — our situationship with our phones. Specifically: is the Brick, the physical social media blocker that locks you out of your apps, actually worth it? Or are we just coping? The girls break down whether spending real money on a device to stop your own bad habits is giving "main character self-discipline" or just another impulse buy collecting dust in three weeks. They also get into the flip phone renaissance — people are actually ditching smartphones to escape doom scrolling, and honestly the vision is there, but is it realistic or are we just romanticizing a detox we'll last two days on? If you've ever caught yourself doomscrolling at 1am, said "I need to get off my phone" for the 47th time, or felt like your screen time report was personally attacking you — this episode is for you. New episodes every Wednesday, follow the pod and tell your neighbors.

building your spring playlist

Hailey and Julia are back and this week we’re building the ultimate spring playlist. We’re sharing the songs that perfectly capture the feeling of the season, longer days, fresh air, and that first warm drive with the windows rolled down. From nostalgic favorites to newer finds, every pick matches the soft, hopeful energy that spring brings. If you’re ready to refresh your music rotation, consider this your official soundtrack for the season. Roll down your windows, press play, and welcome spring with us.

playing solitaire in the corner

Hailey and Julia are back with a festive round of AITA stories, St. Patrick’s Day edition. Today we’re diving into Reddit’s funniest and most chaotic holiday dilemmas. When is it acceptable to uninvite your best friend’s brand new boyfriend? What’s the socially correct time to leave the bar on St. Patrick’s Day? And perhaps most importantly… is it ever okay to leave your pregnant wife at home for a night out? The stories are messy, the opinions are strong, and the judgment is very much in session. Grab a drink and celebrate the holiday with us.