Show 214 Ted Decides To Stop Quit Drinking

Show 221 Ted Opens A Sex Parlor With 100 Porta-Potties

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.

Show 220 The Guys Can't Decide If Ted's A Fruit Or A Vegetable!

The Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the stupid crap Ted says.

Show 219 Ted's Key To Life Is Money and Spiral Staircases

The Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.

Show 218 Ted Does His Own Fecal Transplant and It's A ShitShow

The Idiots talk shit and hope they don't get a beat down.  Ted uses his deduction skills to help a woman to dump her stalker boyfriend.  Scott says hard work is more rewarding than dumb luck.

Show 217 Ted Gets A Hole In One, He Just Doesn't Know Which One

The Idiots realize Ted knows way more than they realize, except when he doesn't.  They guys role play and they end up with really big johnson's.  Ted tells a woman's friend to help her with her get over her boyfriend and Matt says just kill her cat.