You can call me on my shellphone

Avoid the brownies... mmkay?

Shut down. Donuts. Jobs. Twitter.

Fishing for cocaine

Shut down. Marriage. Cocaine.

Take that, ya grinch!

Serial killers. Farts. New Jersey.

You can call me on my shellphone

Shooting in California. Midterm elections. The case of the missing turtles.

Oh boy. You’re gonna want to see this.

Rock the vote. 3 fun facts about Abe. Bears falling down mountains. Underwater villa.