Dundee Utd's Defence Opened Up Like Yer Maw's Legs

End of season SPL Podcast

We review the 2012 season with a month-by-month recap and idividual look at the teams.

In DundeeThey Sprinkle Their Chips With LSD

Lawrie Spence is this week's host, joined by Dave McFarlane and Lindsay Andrews. Paul Fisher was shaving his arse and couldn't join us. Part One sees our usual SPL roundup, where we established Lindsay went home early from the Dundee Utd game to get pished, Dave tries to wind up Lawrie and we all stick up for Celtic since Paul isn't here to give them abuse. Part Two has a Scottish Cup Final preview, a look at the Scotland squad (which brings out LIBEL DAVE), a discussion on the latest Hearts shambles, chat about Americans in Dundee and the possibility of Stuart McCall leaving Motherwell. Part Three saw the best team name ever in Scots Abroad and Dave picked the player for 20 Questions.

Ngoo Runs Like Bambi After A Bottle Of Mad Dog 20/20

Aye, as classy as ever...our apologies for some small sound problems throughout. Paul Fisher hosts this week and tries to control Dave McFarlane and special guest (for his sins)& Dundee United fan Lindsay Andrews, replacing Lawrie Spence for one week only. Part One sees the usual SPL action roundup with the usual misinformation. Between mentioning the fitba, LoveFilm get it tight, Frazer Wright is a prick, Dave is better than Tam Scobbie and Lindsay hates Perth. In Part Two, Paul insults our dear and loyal listeners (all 3 of you)when we discuss Alex Ferguson's retirement, then we turn our eye to the Clydesdale Bank end of season awards. Part Three sees Dave fail his Leith Tourist Board interview during Scots Abroad, and Lindsay chooses the player for 20 Questions.

He's Got A Pulled Japseye

Lawrie and Dave were the only ones available this week, so expect a gentle stroll through Scottish football's big events of the last week. Or expect Dave to swear even more than usual. Part One sees the duo discuss the weekend's SPL results and give Leigh Griffith's burd abuse. We find out Lawrie's mum is a better ICT fan than him, and Dave exclusively reveals referees are bullied virgins. Part Two sees some serious chat with discussion about Hearts possibly entering admin (yet again), alcohol in football stadiums, the violence at the Glasgow Cup Final between the Old Firm's youth teams, and the PFA Manager of the Year. Don't worry, it was still full of the usual misinformation. No Part Three as Lawrie couldn't be arsed telling Dave Barry Lavety wasn't the 20 Questions player.

Dundee Utd's Defence Opened Up Like Yer Maw's Legs

Dave's back in the hosting chair for this week's bumper edition! Part One sees a roundup of the SPL games where Lawrie notices he'd forget something if he was a Celtic fan and our favourite fat mattress salesman gets a mention alongside the usual misinformation and swearing. There's a particular focus on Celtic winning the league and what's next for the Glasgow side. Part Two sees the boys discuss the latest transfer rumours, with Richard Brittain being called a dick. We also talk about Partick Thistle's First Division league victory, which allows Dave a good laugh at Morton. Speaking of laughing, Lawrie brings back 'Let's All Laugh At Rangers'. Part Three sees Dave's Scots Abroad compared to Arjen Robben while Lawrie inducts another player into the 20 Questions Hall of Fame.