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The United States Has 3 Political Parties Disguised as 2

22 min · 26. maj 2026
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Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] I wrote this one a few years ago and I’ve republished it several times. It needs to be revisited every now and then because our society pushes a lie instead of the truth when it comes to evaluating our political ideology. I don’t agree with Clint Eastwood’s politics, but I grew up watching his movies. The film that first made him a star was A Fistful of Dollars. It’s one of the so-called Spaghetti Westerns [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_Western], and it’s essentially a shot-for-shot remake of Yojimbo by Akira Kurosawa. The film depicts an ongoing war between two rival gangs. Eastwood’s character drifts into town and realizes it’s a terrific opportunity to get rich by playing the two sides against each other. He frequently makes a show of switching loyalties, but really he’s only in it for himself. He takes advantage of every opportunity he can to sow the seeds of division. He ensures that there is no shortage of violence, and that the wrong people are always blamed. He gets away with this because he always claims to be an agent of one of the two established groups. He never admits that he’s an independent third player. In short, he’s a centrist. It’s sad to think that A Fistful of Dollars is a fairly accurate representation of how US politics work. Our political model is wrong Part of the problem in our country is that we’ve been trained to perceive our political spectrum as points along a straight line. This model is an oversimplification that allows the centrists to effectively be ghosts who sabotage everything as they hide in the middle. It’s commonplace for oversimplifications of complex ideas to be deployed in order to deliberately create confusion. Once people accept the flawed model, they’re easy to control. In reality, there’s no reason to use a straight line model to represent our political ideology. In fact, we need to move away from that framework if we’re ever going to make any progress as a society. There’s no reason we shouldn’t represent our political spectrum like this (I know you have questions and objections, I’ll get to them): When you do that, you see that the “center” gets shifted over to its own quadrant. That’s important. The one thing most Americans can agree on is that our country is divided. Part of the reason for this division is that those who deliberately sabotage the functioning of our government are never held accountable. For decades, they’ve been hidden in the shadows of a deliberate and inaccurate oversimplification. We can no longer afford to let them deceive us with their false model. Even if you don’t agree with my circular model, you have to admit that an unlabeled straight line is hardly a scientific or accurate representation. MLK’s warning on white moderates For the last few years, I’ve been reflecting on Martin Luther King’s Letter from Birmingham Jail [https://aninjusticemag.com/martin-luther-kings-letter-from-birmingham-jail-is-life-changing-6311ae570915]. In that letter, he offers the warning that white moderates represent the greatest obstacle on the road to equality. When an intellectual with the stature of King makes such a statement, it’s to our advantage to reflect on its wide-ranging implications. Echoes of this sentiment are reflected in the oft quoted phrase, “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing” (there is some debate over the origin [https://www.openculture.com/2016/03/edmund-burkeon-in-action.html] of this quote). We put ourselves in peril if we fail to recognize the inverse message of that declaration. That being: nefarious forces can serve evil and avoid accountability by encouraging inaction. Even though we are warned by great intellectuals over and over, we are lured into inaction by the malicious deceivers who are our contemporaries. The mechanisms they use are right out in the open, and somehow we fail to perceive them. The absurd theory of “swing voters” Establishment Democrats have long insisted that progressive candidates [https://www.aaiusa.org/library/the-progressive/moderate-battle-in-the-democratic-party] can’t get elected because there is no overlap between progressives and conservatives. They claim that the key to winning elections is to appeal to the “swing voters” that exist at the center of the political line. Therefore, based on this theory, centrist candidates are the “safest” choice. They’re wrong [https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/02/06/rachel-bitecofer-profile-election-forecasting-new-theory-108944]. It’s frustrating to think that the so-called “best and brightest” leaders of our society are so committed to this absurd idea. Our whole future depends on formulating effective campaign strategies, and the DNC eschews a scientific assessment of our political reality in favor of what they can conclude by drawing a line on a napkin. The linear model of the political spectrum is a complete fraud. The reality is that there’s plenty of evidence of the popularity of progressive candidates. Obama turned out to be moderate, but he got elected based on the perception that he would be progressive. Biden succeeded where Hillary failed because of his willingness to embrace progressive ideas. The evidence doesn’t end there. In fact, the evidence is so obvious that you can only conclude members of the DNC establishment know their model is wrong and some among them are deliberately working to sabotage any chance of allowing the American people to have the leaders they actually want. The consequences of conservative presidencies This whole subject has been gnawing at me since 2016. Don’t be confused by the overall thesis of this article. When the time came for me to cast my ballot, I perceived anything other than a vote for Hillary to be irresponsible. However, through my personal experience, I was surprised to discover that there were some people who believed Hillary represented the greater threat to our way of life. Surprisingly, I found that there were those among conservatives and those among liberals who believed this. We’re lectured again and again that kind of overlap doesn’t exist, yet there it was! I’ve been having a hard time coming to terms with the choices some people made in the 2016 election. There were people I know to be good people who refused to vote for Hillary because they wanted to send a message that she shouldn’t have been the candidate. Again, don’t assume that they voted Republican. I believe most of them voted third party. I remember being frustrated with them, but in 2016 there was so much hubris in the Democratic establishment that we didn’t think we could lose. Wrong. We know that Republicans are always awful presidents who do damage that takes decades to overcome. We have that data. We don’t have the data as to what would have happened if Hillary had gotten elected. The only silver lining we can look at now is that perhaps the GOPs atrocious behavior will be enough to energize the progressives into actually bringing about a foundational transformation. For example, I highly doubt you’d be reading this article (or anything of mine) if Hillary had won. I’d probably be teaching somewhere instead of flooding the internet with rage rants. Is the world a better place with me as a teacher or me as a writer? We’ll never know. Two personal anecdotes and a news report There are three pieces of evidence I wish to discuss which demonstrate the reality of American political leanings: * My liberal friend who refused to vote for Hillary * My conservative cousin who supported Bernie until he perceived Bernie was “cheated” by the DNC * News reports of Bernie supporters voting Republican Liberal friend My liberal friend who refused to vote for Hillary is a piece of evidence that disproves the linear model of the political spectrum. The implication of that model is that voters who are further to the left will support a center candidate to prevent a right wing candidate from winning office. False. The reality is that centrist candidates can discourage left leaning voters from voting at all. The establishment response to this is to blame voters rather than campaign strategies when unpopular centrist candidates lose elections. I find the argument of blaming voters to be irresponsible and inept. If you want to win elections, you have to listen to the voters. You can’t lecture or threaten the voters and tell them they’re stupid for not supporting you (especially when you refuse to stand up for the issues that are important to them). “I know better than you, so you need to vote for me,” isn’t a winning message (particularly when that candidate ends up losing). Conservative cousin My conservative cousin is the heartbreaking scenario. Today, people forget that there were lawsuits after the 2016 primaries that determined the DNC did cheat Bernie Sanders [https://aninjusticemag.com/democrats-didnt-steal-the-election-but-they-do-steal-primaries-fdb1732e3e09] out of the nomination. People don’t want to talk about this because it serves to contradict the linear model of the political spectrum, but it’s the truth. Cognitive dissonance [https://readcultured.com/cognitive-dissonance-can-lead-to-violence-but-that-does-not-justify-suppressing-the-truth-72b80f9d4dc3] is alive and well throughout all of our politics. If you want to look for somebody to blame for Republican victories, blame the establishment Democrats. I’ll be furious with them for their arrogance for as long as we have a Supreme Court that is fraudulently stacked [https://aninjusticemag.com/republicans-stacked-the-supreme-court-by-abandoning-the-filibuster-31bc49ebde19] with conservative justices who seem dead set on stripping us of our unenumerated rights [https://readcultured.com/the-supreme-court-has-declared-war-on-our-unenumerated-constitutional-rights-ac192a869cd8]. I have a cousin that was so incensed by the way the DNC cheated Bernie, that he went from being an ardent Sanders supporter to a rabid MAGA. It was like somebody flipped a switch. Today I don’t talk to him because I can’t support anything he believes. However, the one shred of his ideology that I do sympathize with is that I, too, think the DNC should let the voters choose the candidates. The Democratic establishment tried to blame Clinton’s loss on Sanders Here’s one of the most dishonest spins of the last few election cycles (and with the accusations of a “stolen” election, that’s saying a lot). Once Clinton lost, the DNC was quick to point the finger at Sanders. Some reports indicated [https://sites.google.com/view/brianfschaffner/public-outreach-analyses/how-sanders-supporters-behaved-in-the-2016-general-election] that as many as 10% of Sanders supporters voted MAGA in 2016. This was just an opportunistic and fraudulent way for centrists to cast undeserved shade at progressives. The more responsible thing would have been to use the data to reassess the flawed campaign strategies. You know… so you could actually win the next time? I can’t think of a single news story that focused on how the defection of a small percentage of Sanders supporters PROVED there is an overlap between progressives and conservatives. If you’re writing stories about how Sanders supporters switched to MAGA, you have an ethical obligation to mention this demonstrates the existence of an overlap the political establishment doesn’t want to acknowledge. The only thing centrists want to do is deny, deny, deny that overlap exists. The reason they want to deny it is because it contradicts the linear model of the political spectrum which is the basis of the fundamentally flawed strategy which only serves to keep power within their grasp. But if you’re reading this you need to get the facts straight: it’s not just centrists who can draw voters away from the political right, progressives can too. We have proof! A circular representation The linear model is nonsense. If you take nothing else from this article, please walk away with that. It’s just a sketch. It means nothing. There aren’t even any units written on the bar. You can make the model a lot more accurate simply by ripping it off the page and sticking the ends together. When you do that, you make an amazing discovery: See how easy that was? All of a sudden something that centrists will scream and yell and pull out their hair and deny becomes perfectly obvious. They’ll draw lines on napkins until they scratch the table beneath because they’re too outraged to admit their model is wrong. You have to stop them and declare, “The line on the napkin means NOTHING!” The other advantage of the circular representation is that it shows the centrists as their own independent group. They don’t get to hide any more. They’ve just had the light shined on them and they don’t like it. Centrists don’t like to admit they exist so they’re never held accountable Thinking about the political spectrum this way robs the centrists of their deniability advantage. Centrists are like Petyr Baelish in Game of Thrones. They’re always making a mess of everything and laughing as somebody else takes the blame. Centrists: “It wasn’t us, we don’t even exist! Blame the progressives or the conservatives.” Well, Martin Luther King told us to watch out for the deceptively passive obstructionists in the middle, and we should listen to him. But how is an overlap between progressives and conservatives even possible? At this point you might be asking the question of how overlap between philosophically opposed voters can exist. That’s a fair question. To get to the answer you need to be willing to abandon the fraudulent linear model. The linear model is a shell game designed to steal from you. You see? We’re hardwired to perceive this vast oversimplification. Don’t you get it? Oversimplifications are deliberately misleading! There are forces out there that want you to make bad decisions based on false representations that “sound” reasonable. You know this exists. Subconsciously, you put your armor on to avoid getting robbed every time you go to the grocery store. You pass by the “BIG SALE” signs without even reading the details because you know they’re lies! You know everything you encounter in your life is designed to fleece you out of a couple extra bucks. Why shouldn’t this deceit also exist in the much more lucrative realm of national politics? People who want power divide us. The truth is that we are more alike than anyone wants to recognize. We’re only trained to believe we’re different because that gives some people power. Our political model is NOT as simple as drawing a line on a napkin! How can there be overlap between the groups that want progress and groups that want regression? It’s because there are those on either side that are confused. I still believe there are only a small number of evil people who delight in being evil. I think the majority are just misguided. I’ve already cited one famous quote, here’s another: “The road to Hell is paved with good intentions” (discussion on the origins [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_road_to_hell_is_paved_with_good_intentions] of that quote). The reason there is an overlap between progressives and conservatives is that some conservatives think the strategies that will take us backwards are the key to progress. It’s as simple as that. Faced with a problem, they do the wrong thing. They believe silly things like the only way to fix the national debt is to cut Social Security rather than raise taxes on the rich. We have to focus on the fact that progressives and conservatives BOTH want to eliminate the national debt. See? When you shift the focal point, things become clear. Rarely do you see battles between a group that declares itself “evil” and a group that declares itself “good.” Most of the time, both groups think they’re “good.” Remember that our whole political model is designed to confuse people. The linear representation of the political spectrum isn’t the only deliberate act of deceit. They also work to undermine the effectiveness of education. To put it simply: powerful people lie to retain their power. You knew that already. Centrists are the nepo babies of American politics Nobody wants centrists. Many conservatives view centrists as nothing other than the worst things about Republicans but with the addition of an anti-gun agenda. They don’t stand for anything other than to maintain a corrupt power structure that serves them. That’s it. They have no ambition for the betterment of humanity. They only care about clinging to their pitiful sense of significance. They divide progressives and conservatives so that they can retain control. Centrists don’t want anything to be fair. They don’t have any objective other than to be the center of attention. They’re like Aaron Rodgers announcing his ludicrous “darkness retreat [https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/aaron-rodgers-went-on-a-darkness-retreat-to-decide-his/446748]” leading up to the Super Bowl because he’s petulant that other players are getting all the attention (for actually winning). The problem is that centrists have had an inordinate amount of power for decades. They’re the establishment, and by their very existence they give an undeserved amount of influence to the radicals on the right. Centrists keep putting their finger on the scale to prevent the American people from launching any common sense initiatives. They’re the reason why we’re unable to build any momentum in pursuit of a better world. What do centrists even want? Have you ever noticed that the only group that falls victim to tactics of voter suppression [https://www.aclu.org/news/civil-liberties/block-the-vote-voter-suppression-in-2020] are the progressives? Our society rolls out the red carpet for sociopaths who want to return us to the plantation era. The centrists tolerate that because it’s only by being the pivot point on the teeter-totter of power that they can remain significant. This is what Martin Luther King Jr. was talking about. This is why the white moderates are the greatest obstacle to equality. They are indifferent about doing the right thing. They care only about themselves, and they’ll pick their moments to deliberately sabotage our whole society the second we are on the verge of making any advancements. Centrists won’t sabotage the right because they know that our society has already leveraged its small percentage of right-wing extremists to the max. We’ve already got minority rule in many ways. Districts are gerrymandered [https://www.democracydocket.com/analysis/how-gerrymandering-helped-republicans-win-the-house/] to the point where progressives have to win massive majorities [https://www.wunc.org/politics/2018-11-09/dems-win-more-votes-reps-win-more-seats] just to retain an equal (or slightly less than equal) number of seats. Manchin and Sinema This is why centrists killed [https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2022/01/manchin-sinema-filibuster-voting-rights/621271/] the John Lewis Voting Rights Act. If that had passed, no Republican would have ever won another election, and CENTRIST DEMOCRATS obstructed it. This is because the loyalty of centrists is not really to the Democrats, their loyalty is not to the American people, their loyalty is only to themselves. With more Democrats in the House and Senate, the centrists see their power eroded. They become insignificant! That’s why they deliberately work to have a small majority! Centrists can only hold our government hostage when it’s a 50–50 split. THIS IS THEIR OBJECTIVE! They’ll work to ensure other Democrats AREN’T ELECTED in order to maintain their own power. Centrists didn’t want progressives to have easier access to voting because that would make the current centrists irrelevant. You see? This is why centrists are the enemy of progress. They care only about maintaining a status quo in which they are significant. It’s a political philosophy of stagnation for personal gain. We need to listen to MLK Over the last few years, the United States has been experiencing a disturbing march towards fascism. However, I still believe that the number of evil fanatics in this country is low. The problem is that our passive centrists are doing everything they can to magnify the power and influence of that relatively small group. There is no excuse for tolerating fascists. Centrists have such a myopic fixation on their own sense of importance that they completely disregard the larger picture. They steadfastly work to disenfranchise progressives because they know a legitimate vote is a threat to their significance. Our current group of centrists is especially bad because we’ve been teetering on the brink of authoritarianism for so long. We’ll never get rid of “centrists,” but a shift in the Overton window [https://readcultured.com/an-illustrated-guide-to-how-right-shift-is-destroying-america-7caeb5092184] might usher in a less odious group. We need to take the inherent challenge of achieving progress more seriously Centrists are obstructionists. Centrists are saboteurs. They’ve been allowed to operate in the shadows for decades. However, centrists have been exposed by the extremism that has become the calling card of modern Republicans. Our society has moved so far towards authoritarianism that the centrists are no longer able to hide. Even their name is a lie, they aren’t in the “center” of anything. History has to remember that we had a chance to pass the John Lewis Voting Rights act and ultimately it was the CENTRISTS who blocked it. The only silver lining is that, in doing so, they exposed themselves. They’ve been allowed to hide in the deliberately oversimplified linear model of our political spectrum for too long. Now, they’re out in the open for everyone to see. Martin Luther King Jr. warned us about them as have countless others. Today, I’m warning you. Don’t underestimate this passive and indifferent threat to progress, equality, and fundamental freedom. Remember the lack of enthusiasm in 2016? Nobody wanted Hillary. Nobody was enthusiastic about either choice. The 2016 election was HISTORICALLY unpopular. MAGA got a smaller percentage [https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/9/18/16305486/what-really-happened-in-2016] of the vote in his 2016 win than Romney had in his 2012 loss. It’s time for the media to be honest about the FACT that Americans don’t like centrists! Throughout the whole Biden campaign the DNC establishment (the centrists), kept issuing warning [https://www.economist.com/briefing/2022/07/14/democrats-in-america-are-realising-they-must-moderate-or-die] after warning after warning that he was leaning too progressive. Well, the joke is on them since he won with a historic [https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2021/06/30/behind-bidens-2020-victory/] turnout. But centrists refuse to recognize the lesson because they don’t care about truth, they only care about power. They’d prefer to lose an election than to risk losing the larger structure that serves their ability to grasp at undeserved significance (and, incidentally, that’s how institutionalized racism is allowed to persist). There’s nothing scientific about drawing a line on a napkin and labeling it left, center, right. That’s a deliberate oversimplification designed to deceive people. We shouldn’t even accept the terms “left,” “right” and “center.” There are those that stand for progress, there are those that stand for regression, and there are those that stand for obstruction. Our plan of action Imagine if we were in year 7 of a Sanders presidency. We’d probably have universal healthcare, free college tuition, student loan forgiveness, reasonable gun reform, and there would be a responsible plan in place to combat climate change. Instead, we’re stuck looking out the windows at a festering dystopia that provides only the empty promise that someday things will get better. Do not let haughty, entitled establishment Democrats insist that their crude napkin drawing is a valid basis for a political strategy. It’s a lie. It’s a distraction. When they bring it up you need to laugh them out of the room. Here’s what we have to do: * Vote for progressive candidates in primaries (critical) * Challenge people when they say “left, right, center” (that is an inaccurate and oversimplified model intended to deceive you) * Demand that pundits recognize that polls show progressive platforms are popular [https://www.citizen.org/news/progressive-policies-are-popular-policies/] among the American people (sometimes by a stunning percentage) * Challenge people when they repeat the lie about “swing voters” (there’s no such thing) * Reprogram your own thinking, then you can work to reprogram the people in your sphere (oversimplifications are meant to deceive) * Working together, we can make progress (understand that no gain is too small) The fascists might be the ones burning down the world, but it’s the centrists who are handing out the matches. Even their name is a lie! Saying they are in the “center” is as inaccurate as labeling the activists who would prefer to see a woman bleed out from an ectopic pregnancy as “pro-life” (they’re the opposite). Centrists are the obstructionists and deceivers. They’re the anchors holding back the progress of humanity, and we need to call them out. Even in A Fistful of Dollars, the warring gangs eventually realize they’re getting played. They act accordingly. We should do the same. I’d Rather Be Writing is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] Empowering Progressive Writers is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. 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You all make this newsletter happen! I don’t use paywalls because I don’t believe in restricting knowledge. Your sponsorships keep me going and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Or choose from any of these coupons which are good forever: Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] Grady told me about Mr. Ambrose. He had him for forensics. I didn’t take forensics because I despised school. I wasn’t about to sign up for any activity that forced me to linger around that loathsome place. I wanted to go home, watch Transformers or Thundarr, read books, and talk to the dog. But Grady took forensics and he was good at it, good enough to go to state. State was an overnight trip. Grady told me how they’d all stayed in a hotel and somebody set off the fire alarm at 2 am. Knowing Grady, it was probably Grady, but he didn’t admit it. Though his eyes twinkled when he told the story. The whole class assembled in the parking lot and as they awaited the arrival of the fire trucks, Mr. Ambrose came stumbling out of the hotel. He had a body like a bowling pin. He was all disheveled and clearly drunk. He found his students, pointed at them, and gurgled, “Go back inside, go to bed.” Then he turned around and returned to the presumably burning building. Grady could only laugh as he told this story. Anyway, the firemen eventually put the building out, Mr. Ambrose slept through it, and the kids went back inside. I don’t remember how well Grady did at state. It was probably pretty well, he was good at things like that. Mr. Ambrose was either our 10th or 11th grade English teacher. I can’t remember which, though I do remember I was coming into my power in that class. I also remember that Mr. Ambrose hated me from day one, probably because I was challenging him. Damn right I was challenging him. I was challenging him to be a better teacher. Long ago I’d given up on waiting for some a*****e authority figure to dictate how I should feel about myself. If they wanted to hold me to a standard, I’d damn well do the same thing for them. “Teach us Mr. Ambrose!” I scowled. “How dare you!” he replied. We did this through hostile staring matches. Teachers could never punish me because my rebellion came in the form of demanding that they actually do their job. “Let’s have harder books! Let’s have more challenging lessons! Show us what you got!” Of course, I was about the only one in the class that cared about my grade, so when the teachers tried to get me by making the exams harder, it just proved the gap that existed between me and the other students. Well, everyone but Grady, that guy was a savant, especially at math. I couldn’t touch him at math. He went on to get put in charge of the missile defense of the entire Western seaboard, I’m not joking. One time Mr. Ambrose forced us all to bring in a story to read. That was no problem at all for me because I could read. But some of the other students were terrified. I remember a couple of the boys from the football team brought in Dr. Seuss. They thought it was hilarious to read ‘Green Eggs and Ham.’ They did their best to laugh all the way through, but I could tell that even they were bored at the end. I brought in a selection from ‘Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency’ by Douglas Adams. It was the part where they find a horse in the bathroom. I got the class to pay attention, they even laughed at the discovery of the horse. I was good at reading, I did things like add in dramatic pauses and change the volume of my voice. All of that really pissed off Mr. Ambrose, probably because he couldn’t get the class to listen to any of the s**t he tried to read. After that, I stopped trying. If he was going to be a jerk, I’d be a jerk too. I’d tried passive defiance, let’s see how he’d like open defiance. The next assignment was to give a lecture on directions. Most of the students decided to explain how to get to their houses. “Go down state street, take a left onto Elm street, then take a right on Pine street, go until you find house 126 on the left.” Yawn. “Walter; it’s your turn,” Mr. Ambrose said. I sauntered up to the front of the class, grabbed a piece of chalk, drew a big circle. “This is the Earth,” I said. A few people giggled. “Walter, what are you doing?” “I’m going to tell you how to get to the moon,” I said. Mr. Ambrose’s eyes narrowed. Screw him. “Here’s the moon,” I said. “It’s far away. We’re here.” I tapped the circle with the chalk. “Now, the key is that you have to achieve escape velocity, that’s how you escape the Earth’s gravitational pull. Once you get approximately halfway to the moon, you can rely on the moon’s gravitational pull to assist in the completion of the journey.” Once again the class was actually engaged with my talk. Once again it only appeared to be defiant. I actually fulfilled every parameter of the assignment. There was no parameter that stated the lecture had to be boring and miserable and everyone in the class had to hate it. Mr. Ambrose just added that in himself, probably because he was irritated he was required to be sober when he taught. Screw him. For the most part, he just sat in the back of the room like a toadstool. He looked like Gargamel from the Smurfs. He had a big round red nose like W.C. Fields. “For your next assignment,” he said, “I want you to write a short story.” What was with these assignments? Did he have some big book of random English assignments for indifferent teachers who’d rather be drunk? I didn’t mind having to write a story. I’d already had a story published in the High School Writer. I was the first kid in my class to get a story published there, though a few of them followed me. Writing a story was no big deal. The jerk wanted a story, fine, I’d give him a story. I got to work. I can’t remember if I wrote the story by hand, or if I just composed it on the typewriter. I probably wrote it by hand. Yes, this was in the era of computers, but the printers were garbage back then. They were dot matrix and you had to buy this special paper with holes in the sides so that the machine could feed it through. It was ridiculous. My father had this fancy typewriter made by IBM. It was jet black and so solid you could tell it must have been super expensive. It didn’t have those little teeth that left the imprints of each letter and which could get jammed up against each other. This one had a ball with all the letters on it. When you hit a key, it whirled around and hit the paper so fast you could barely see it. There were no jams. The best part was turning it on, it just sat there humming like it was gathering up electricity to launch a lighting strike like a wizard. Really, this assignment just gave me an excuse to use that bad ass typewriter. To be honest, I did a pretty crappy job of typing the story out. I made all kinds of mistakes and I wasn’t very good at using the white out. Plus, the white out I had was a different color than the paper. For some reason I had this weird yellow paper. Every time I made a mistake, I blotted out the mistake, but then I couldn’t get the paper back to where it had been so the line of letters was off. It looked awful. But no matter how awful the typing was, it was a million times better than my horrific handwriting. The only person who could read my handwriting was Grady. Not even I can read my handwriting. He probably would have been willing to go over to Mr. Ambrose’s house and read him my composition as long as the two of them could have gotten drunk together, but I wasn’t about to subject Grady to that. Besides, firing up that typewriter was like the writer equivalent of taking out a sports car for a joyride. Only writers understand why that last line is funny. I finished my story and turned it in. In those days, we turned in our assignments by handing them to the person in front of us who then passed it forward. He looked at my offering and said, “You typed it?” “Yeah.” “Why?” “Because I can type faster than I can write.” This was the kid who had thought it was so funny to read Dr. Seuss so I wasn’t worried about him saying anything clever. I stared him down, he shut up, and I went about my day. I knew the story was pretty good. I wasn’t worried about my grade. I knew the grade I deserved, the only thing that remained to be seen was whether Mr. Ambrose was smart enough to figure it out. A few days passed. Back then, life was a constant battle. Every day as I walked through the halls, I had to fend off all sorts of physical attacks. You had to keep an eye out for flying books or sucker punches or straight up puddles of urine on the floor. The guy who read Dr. Seuss thought it was funny to piss everywhere. I swear to god. I went to school with animals. The bell rang and I was walking down the hallway. I never ran. Screw those classes, I’d get there when I got there. I wasn’t about to sacrifice my dignity. Funny enough, I never was sent to detention the whole time I was in school. I think I graduated with only two or three demerits. Anyway, I was walking along and what do I see but Mr. Ambrose approaching me like an animated fungus drifting among the lockers. It was always dark in there, like you were looking at the world from beneath the level of the fern leaves. He saw me, semi hesitated, then continued forward. I tried not to make eye contact because screw that guy, but I tensed as I walked up because you never knew if you were about to be drawn in to a fight to the death. Perhaps this would be the moment Mr. Ambrose finally cracked and tackled you like a jungle panther. That kind of thing was known to happen. But it was quiet enough as he went by, his shoulder not quite brushing mine as we mutually pretended the other didn’t exist. I was about to relax when I sensed him stop and all at once I was on full alert again. He turned. “Walter,” he said. “God damn it,” I thought. “If this f****r wants to start some s**t I swear to god…” I looked at him, “Yes.” “Your story... ” he stuttered, then he paused. I watched his face wage a war between dozens of contrasting emotions. Finally he continued. “Your story was really good.” There was an awkward moment. I might have said thank you, or I might have just nodded at him. Then he awkwardly turned and walked away. I walked away too. I didn’t need him to tell me that the story was good. I knew I was a good damned writer. I didn’t need anyone to tell me that. What surprised me was that he would admit it. That was something new. Having somebody actually acknowledge that I’d done something well was a new experience. Why had he said that? I wonder if he’d had some sort of realization. I wonder if some part of his brain that hated everything about his life had made him aware that I was exactly the type of student he’d wished for all his life as a teacher. Perhaps if it had been a classroom full of students like me on his first day, he wouldn’t have turned into a miserable, raging, self-loathing drunk. Yet, he’d done nothing but fight with me for the whole year. After that, it got better. I got an A on my paper, but like I said, that was a reflection on Ambrose not of me. There’s nobody alive who I concede the authority to evaluate my work. Who the hell do those people think they are? The arrogance. I know what’s good. We didn’t become friends, but he stopped glaring at me. Maybe he figured out that if you let on you actually cared about learning it became a death sentence in that school. He got through it with drinking. I got through it with sarcasm. We came to a grudging understanding of each other. When somebody who likes you tells you you’re a good writer, it’s a good feeling. When somebody who hates you acknowledges your talent, the feeling is more complex. First you wonder if they’re messing with you. Then you kind of feel pity for them. Then I guess I don’t know what you feel. That was the first time I encountered that situation. I knew Mr. Ambrose was being honest because his words cost him something. Perhaps, in that moment of uncertainty in the hallway, he realized it would cost him more to remain silent. That might have been my first sincere compliment. I remember it. Thanks! Or choose from any of these coupons which are good forever: Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] I'd Rather Be Writing is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to I'd Rather Be Writing at walterrhein.substack.com/subscribe [https://walterrhein.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

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How Often Is Erectile Dysfunction Medication Abused to Facilitate Child Rape?

You all make this newsletter happen! Thanks for your sponsorship! I have payment tiers starting at as little as twenty dollars a year [https://walterrhein.substack.com/bf8564a4]. Upgrade at 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] Upgrade at 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] Upgrade at 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] Upgrade at 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] I’m so happy you’re here, and I’m looking forward to sharing more thoughts with you tomorrow. My CoSchedule referral link Here’s my referral link [http://coschedule.com/i/walter-rhein] to my preferred headline analyzer tool. If you sign up through this [http://coschedule.com/i/walter-rhein], it’s another way to support this newsletter (thank you). I'd Rather Be Writing is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to I'd Rather Be Writing at walterrhein.substack.com/subscribe [https://walterrhein.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

14. juni 20266 min
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Please Don't Blame the President's Cruelty on Mental Illness

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13. juni 20265 min
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Discussing Iran, Healthcare, and the Future of Humanity With Congressional Candidate Ginger Murray

This is my second time talking with Ginger Murray [https://substack.com/profile/311149191-ginger-murray]. My mom lives in the district that she would represent and I appreciate her common sense approach to issues such as healthcare and human rights. You can learn more about her campaign here [https://www.gingerforus.com/]. If you want to contact her campaign for an interview, here’s the email: winning@gingerforuscongress.com You can follow her here: Find Frederic Poag [https://substack.com/profile/253267248-frederic-poag] here: Thank you Nick Paro [https://substack.com/profile/189675044-nick-paro], NeuroDivergent Hodgepodge [https://substack.com/profile/290170277-neurodivergent-hodgepodge], Margaret Williams, MS, ACC [https://substack.com/profile/12044824-margaret-williams-ms-acc], PJ Schuster [https://substack.com/profile/106448962-pj-schuster], the real pambo [https://substack.com/profile/63449719-the-real-pambo], and many others for tuning into my live video with Frederic Poag [https://substack.com/profile/253267248-frederic-poag], Ginger Murray [https://substack.com/profile/311149191-ginger-murray], and ginger@gingerforuscongress.com [https://substack.com/profile/441682414-gingergingerforuscongresscom]! Join me for my next live video in the app. I'd Rather Be Writing is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to I'd Rather Be Writing at walterrhein.substack.com/subscribe [https://walterrhein.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

12. juni 20261 h 6 min
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America Is Drunk on Racism

This article is from 2023 and it’s even more obvious now. Your support is greatly appreciated! Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] A few years ago, I got news that a friend of mine, who was known for his partying, had given up drinking. Upon hearing this, it surprised me that of all the emotions I felt, I recall the distinct stab of jealousy. “Why do I feel jealous?” I wondered. If I was living the life I wanted to live, why should I feel envious of a friend who had chosen sobriety? But before I could make further progress, the familiar justifications for drinking rose up to divert me from the path of healthy self-reflection. “I need to be able to wind down in the evenings. I need a break every now and then. Drinking is a part of social settings. It’s just a few beers. I can quit whenever I want.” My internal dialogue became increasingly hostile, as if I was mad at myself for even considering there was anything I needed to change. I found myself asking why the idea of a self-evaluation provoked feelings of denial and anger? What was the mechanism at work that kept me off the path to progress and condemned me to a toxic lifestyle? More importantly, how was it possible to escape this mechanism? I did quit drinking eventually, and my life is better for it. This experience allowed me to recognize how a similar mechanism of self-deception appears whenever there is a social dialogue on the subject of racism. Racism apologists are intoxicated with their perception of our country. They deflect from any mention of racial inequality. Eventually, they become angered that you ever brought it up. The question before us now is how to stage a productive intervention that will help our society develop a true commitment to racial equality. Intoxication on racism My justifications for drinking had become a part of my personal identity. I couldn’t even ask myself whether or not I wanted to keep drinking. There was a mechanism within my thought process that compelled me to sidestep the conversation in favor of maintaining toxic behaviors. I wanted the intoxication, so I adjusted my perception of reality to justify my behavior. My feeling of jealousy was the breakthrough I needed. It helped me realize that there was a form of happiness I desired that drinking prevented me from achieving. This personal experience helped me better understand America’s intoxication with racial inequality. From its inception, the United States has failed to live up to its noble aspirations. Our cultural identity is that this is a nation of freedom, although Black people have always been denied equal freedoms. It’s intoxicating to get lost in the noble aspirations of our mythologized history. It’s sobering to recognize the many ways we’ve betrayed those aspirations. The critical element is to recognize our cultural identity must be based on achieving our stated goals for everyone, not on perpetuating the false mythology that insists our work is already done. Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] Racism and denial of its existence are major components of American cultural identity Conversations about racism in the United States are frequently derailed by the argument that any responsible action to combat injustice will encroach upon our positive sense of national identity. The truth is, adopting a sober perspective on racism is the only way all Americans will ever have access to an unobstructed pursuit of happiness. Discussing racism in America is similar to staging an intervention with a problem drinker. Racism apologists, like problem drinkers, don’t want to listen. Instead, they immediately deflect from the issue or come up with arguments to justify their behavior. * “Our country isn’t racist.” * “Why do you have to bring race into everything?” * “When you discuss racism, you’re dividing the country.” * “Discussing America’s true racial history in schools makes white kids feel uncomfortable.” * “Our Founding Fathers owned slaves, but we can’t judge the past by the morals of today.” * “Slaves learned things that benefited them later in life.” These arguments are designed to preserve a form of nationalistic intoxication, but they all quickly disintegrate under examination. “Fundamentally American” ideas that perpetuate racism The sanitized, positive mythology that we’re trained to believe about the United States only acknowledges the existence of the nation’s most noble ideals. Masses of people are conditioned to believe that America is “the land of opportunity,” that we can “boast of tremendous achievements” in our history, and that our nation is “rooted in fairness and equality.” However, it’s not hard to point to any number of examples of how our country has failed to live up to its promises. Wealth inequality Americans are fixated on the dream of acquiring an obscene amount of individual wealth for themselves. They’re so intoxicated by the promise of this idea that they resort to hostility and denial when confronted with the truth of American wealth inequality. In order to maintain the mythologized perception of America as the “land of opportunity,” it’s necessary to disregard the history of exploited labor. To this day many families [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/mcconnell-s-family-shows-legacy-slavery-persists-most-american-lives-n1028031] that can trace their generational wealth back to the plantation era. Exploitation did not end with the Civil War. There are countless examples of Black people getting run off their land [https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/how-southern-black-farmers-were-forced-from-their-land-and-their-heritage], or who were denied the benefits [https://www.history.com/news/gi-bill-black-wwii-veterans-benefits] they had rightfully earned. The result of hundreds of years of discrimination is an unfair and deliberately created racial wealth gap [https://www.americanprogress.org/article/eliminating-black-white-wealth-gap-generational-challenge/] between Black and white people which has to be addressed if our nation is ever going to truly represent anything it claims to stand for. Selective interpretation of historyAmericans tend to look at their history through rose-colored glasses. There are people who insist that “all lives matter,” but then they demand a school curriculum that disregards the experience of enslaved Black people. Today, a debate rages on over whether teaching the truth about American history will make white students “feel uncomfortable [https://hechingerreport.org/opinion-why-the-narrative-that-critical-race-theory-makes-white-kids-feel-guilty-is-a-lie/].” It shouldn’t be controversial to say our national identity would be better off rooted in fact instead of fantasy. Censoring the truth about the history of American authoritarianism, the institution of slavery, Reconstruction, the Jim Crow era, etc., leaves the population vulnerable to exploitation through the use of the same tactics. We can’t allow ourselves to disregard factual history because the truth dismantles the unjust pride we feel in our national identity. A more responsible philosophy is to work to deliver on our country’s promises. That can only be achieved through acknowledging where we failed. Compliance through forceAnother aspect of the fundamental American ideology is the notion we can solve every problem with force. Growing up, if my dad couldn’t make something work, he’d hit it. Often, this resulted in irreparable damage to whatever he was working on. The US military is the most excessively funded [https://www.pgpf.org/blog/2023/04/the-united-states-spends-more-on-defense-than-the-next-10-countries-combined] military in the world. The US police force ranks as the world’s third-largest [https://boingboing.net/2021/04/20/u-s-policing-budgets-would-rank-as-the-worlds-third-highest-military-expenditure.html#:~:text=$118bn%20was%20spent%20funding,official%20armed%20forces%20and%20China%27s.] military. We put too much faith in the concept of force and I wonder if this compulsion is a result of the hostility stage that seems to arise in response to the subject of institutionalized racism. The Black community is disproportionally [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/report-black-people-are-still-killed-police-higher-rate-groups-rcna17169] targeted by the police and subjected to higher rates of incarceration [https://www.sentencingproject.org/reports/the-color-of-justice-racial-and-ethnic-disparity-in-state-prisons-the-sentencing-project/] than the white community. One of the most important censored lessons of history is how modern US police forces grew out of the plantation era’s slave patrols [https://naacp.org/find-resources/history-explained/origins-modern-day-policing]. These facts represent human rights violations that undermine any argument of a commitment to “fairness.” Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] Racism is not a condition for American happiness I gave up drinking not because of an intervention but due to a personal revelation. In this, as in many things, healing required a leap of faith. I discovered that alcohol deceives you into giving up control over many aspects of your life. It determines your activities. It chooses your friends. It influences how you behave in public. It becomes difficult to give up alcohol because alcohol represents everything that’s familiar. I held on to alcohol for too long because I allowed it to become part of my identity. It was difficult to think of quitting because I didn’t know what the future would look like without it. What would I do? What would I say? What about my relationships with my friends? So, I simply maintained the status quo with statements like, “It’s just a harmless drink.” The truth is, this was an excuse to distract from a reality I was too scared to confront. Alcohol is not harmless, it’s toxic. It’s not bringing you happiness, it’s the source of your depression. Many Americans have similarly conditioned themselves to dismiss the toxic influence of racial inequality because they’re intoxicated by an illusion of national identity. “It’s just a harmless comment,” they say. But the truth is that any example of racist behavior or ideology has a devastating ripple effect on our whole society. Just like one drink leads to another, one act of hate leads to another. Racism determines where we spend our national resources, it selects our allies, it corrupts our sense of justice. When we fail to confront it, we’re submitting to fear and ignorance. It’s time we recognized that the pursuit of happiness is only available to anyone if we all work to ensure the path is unobstructed for everyone. The United States of America needs an intervention Addicts are very skilled at self-deception and they take advantage of the rules of polite conversation to make sure no progress is possible. They’ll agree with you and smile to your face even though they have no intention of changing their behavior. With regard to American society, I feel there’s value in using the model of addiction intervention to inform how we approach conversations about racism. Too often in polite conversation, people are allowed to persist in personal illusions while shifting attention away from practical solutions. The tools you learn through having an intervention with an addict can be useful in this sort of interaction. It’s often called a “come-to-Jesus moment.” American society could use one. I had a personal epiphany when a moment of jealousy compelled me to reevaluate certain beliefs I’d conditioned myself never to question. This reevaluation allowed me to give up drinking. With regard to American racial inequity, a large percentage of our population has become convinced that the only way to experience the high of national pride is to disregard all the evidence of racial inequity. This creates an unfair burden on the Black community and America cannot fulfill its promise until this burden is addressed. There’s another way to feel satisfaction with our country. That way lies in working to actually make our most noble aspirations a reality. For too long, we’ve been caught in the shiny flash of a lure that compels us to labor for the promise of a deferred reward. The shiny flash is the deluding lie. We need to focus on making sure everyone, particularly the Black community, receives their promised reward. Consider what you sacrifice through a passive tolerance of institutionalized racism. What price are you forced to pay when you live in a country where injustice has been normalized? To what extent are you robbing your children of their future because you believe it’s important to maintain an idealized sense of personal and national identity? All of our children deserve more than a culture rooted in the false high of denigration, fairy tales, and brute force. They deserve a sober society capable of making responsible decisions. Let’s renew our reverence for truth and take the leap of faith together. Thanks for your support: 30% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/b66e5c2e] 💙 40% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/01f1b0e8] 💙 50% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/0d3e6643] 💙 60% off [https://walterrhein.substack.com/6a8f4788] I'd Rather Be Writing is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. 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12. juni 202612 min