Bots Dumping Sand in the Internet's Lube

Bots Dumping Sand in the Internet's Lube

This week, the lads slop on Cloudflare and Stripe's agent baby, Github's continual f**kery, and Vercel's speed run towards the security cliff. 00:00 Cold open 00:47 Intro 02:23 What's on the show today 03:35 Cloudflare & Stripe give keys to the kids 09:56 Vercel gets bit in the ass 16:51 Github is still f***ed 30:45 Outro Cloudflare & Stripe: https://www.infoworld.com/article/4165857/are-we-ready-to-give-ai-agents-the-keys-to-the-cloud-cloudflare-thinks-so.html [https://www.infoworld.com/article/4165857/are-we-ready-to-give-ai-agents-the-keys-to-the-cloud-cloudflare-thinks-so.html] The Vercel Incident * Overview: https://pushsecurity.com/blog/unpacking-the-vercel-breach [https://pushsecurity.com/blog/unpacking-the-vercel-breach] * Vercel post-mortem: https://vercel.com/kb/bulletin/vercel-april-2026-security-incident [https://vercel.com/kb/bulletin/vercel-april-2026-security-incident] Github & Claude * Github merge queue issue: https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/zsg1lk7w13cf [https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/zsg1lk7w13cf] * Claude status page: https://status.claude.com/ [https://status.claude.com/]

CODING EPISODE: Big Pickling a Homepage

JR and the Foz vibe up a homepage using nothing but their wits and a massively subsidized earth shattering infrastructure to inference ideas into magic. Big Pickle and Nematron collide to make Haskell magic on today's episode.

Off the Rails on a Crazy Train

JR and The Foz wax analytic about the gap in the tracks as the industry races towards a funky future. Let the Chaos Magick Continue! 00:00 - Intro 01:04 - On today's episode 01:51 - Zuck's Clone Wars 05:17 - Bakery update! 07:46 - Lovable's SecOps Sucks 12:32 - Cursor + Railway DB Delete! 21:45 - That's a wrap! Zuckerberg Clone Wars: * One for the staff: https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/mark-zuckerberg-building-ai-clone-093500829.html [https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/mark-zuckerberg-building-ai-clone-093500829.html] * One for Mark: https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/mark-zuckerberg-is-building-an-ai-agent-to-help-him-be-ceo-eddab2d5 [https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/mark-zuckerberg-is-building-an-ai-agent-to-help-him-be-ceo-eddab2d5] Also, Zuck's tracking every click: https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/2046705305778618613?s=20 [https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/2046705305778618613?s=20] Original Lovable data access post: https://x.com/weezerOSINT/status/2046170666131669027 [https://x.com/weezerOSINT/status/2046170666131669027] * Business insider article on Lovable incident: https://www.businessinsider.com/lovable-security-access-vibe-coding-projects-risk-2026-4 [https://www.businessinsider.com/lovable-security-access-vibe-coding-projects-risk-2026-4] * Actual lovable docs: https://docs.lovable.dev/features/project-visibility [https://docs.lovable.dev/features/project-visibility] Original PocketOS founder Jer Crane's post: https://x.com/lifeof_jer/status/2048103471019434248 [https://x.com/lifeof_jer/status/2048103471019434248] * Also, I guess he found a reporter: https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/claude-powered-ai-coding-agent-deletes-entire-company-database-in-9-seconds-backups-zapped-after-cursor-tool-powered-by-anthropics-claude-goes-rogue [https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/claude-powered-ai-coding-agent-deletes-entire-company-database-in-9-seconds-backups-zapped-after-cursor-tool-powered-by-anthropics-claude-goes-rogue]

The Great Claude Shakedown

Episode 8 - JR and Foz talk about bakeries, Trendslop, and The Great Claude Shakedown™ of 2026! 00:00 - Intro 02:00 - On today's episode 04:34 - Bakery update! 11:32 - Trendslop 12:22 - JR and Foz plan the final episode 13:03 - Moar Trendslop 17:18 - The Great Claude Shakedown™ 23:52 - Outro Trendslop Article: https://hbr.org/2026/03/researchers-asked-llms-for-strategic-advice-they-got-trendslop-in-return [https://hbr.org/2026/03/researchers-asked-llms-for-strategic-advice-they-got-trendslop-in-return]

Jovovich Driven Development

EPISODE 7: MEMORY PALACES, SECURITY HELL, AND THE SLOW COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY This week on Yelling at Robots, JR and Foz dive headfirst into the cheerful little topic of AI security doom — with a brief stop at Milla Jovovich apparently becoming an AI memory systems founder. They unpack Mem Palace, a celebrity-adjacent AI memory project that sent Twitter into a frenzy, then quickly into forensic open-source critique mode. From there, things get only more uplifting: a deep discussion of Google’s AI Agent Traps paper, which catalogs a truly inspiring number of ways agents can be manipulated, poisoned, tricked, socially engineered, and generally turned into chaos goblins. Then it’s on to Anthropic’s Mythos, a giant unreleased model allegedly trained at absurd cost and now pointed at ancient security vulnerabilities hiding in foundational software. The mood throughout can best be described as: “stay frosty, we’re all cooked.” A light, breezy episode for anyone interested in: agents, exploits, celebrity AI launches, model psychosis, and the general erosion of psychic stability. This summary was SOOOOO generated by AI. Original Milla Post: https://x.com/bensig/status/2041384157595725999?s=20 [https://x.com/bensig/status/2041384157595725999?s=20] Mempalace github repo: https://github.com/MemPalace/mempalace [https://github.com/MemPalace/mempalace] AI Agent Traps: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=6372438 [https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=6372438] Mythos System Card (All 245 pages, jfc!): https://www-cdn.anthropic.com/08ab9158070959f88f296514c21b7facce6f52bc.pdf [https://www-cdn.anthropic.com/08ab9158070959f88f296514c21b7facce6f52bc.pdf] Security expert Low level learning (his name is Ed): https://lowlevel.tv/ [https://lowlevel.tv/]