Areola Virus

Beer Snake!!!

It turns out chlamydia is more widespread than we thought! DC makes the biggest beer snake Keith's ever seen, and we've found someone more behind the times than Internet Explorer! And count on Florida to find a body spray worse than Axe... Secret Beach's single “November Sky” is available on all streaming platforms. To connect with Secret Beach and find out about future releases and shows, follow them at: www.instagram.com/secretbeachmusic [http://www.instagram.com/secretbeachmusic]

What are you doing with that Zorro mask?!

Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to! For more information and music from FreeSoul, checkoutwww.torreyb.com [http://www.torreyb.com/]

Areola Virus

It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted... Check out Amanda Cunningham's latest single "Selfish Fool", available on all popular streaming services.  For more music and future concerts, visit: http://www.amandacunningham.com [http://www.amandacunningham.com]

The difference between a baby and a pet

Brave Republicans do their best to save helpless women from buying too many feminine products! We now have scientific proof that your pets are cuter than your spouse, and discover a new sleep aid that's just as good as the rest, only sweatier! TheCrossover.TV creates unique live collaborative music experiences.  Their latest episode features former guests BetaMax and Most Savage Gentlemen.  Check out all their amazing videos at www.thecrossover.tv [http://www.thecrossover.tv]

Volca? No!

Keith pops the lid on the most shocking conspiracy he's totally invented! It turns out W.W.J.D.M.M.A might be a thing, and the Chinese have yet another aphrodisiac I'm positive you're not interested in! And it turns out the impeachment trial is not the only controversy taking place in Congress this week... space&time are playing Saturday, February 8th at The Pocket in Washington D.C. To find out more about this show, and the upcoming Fold Sessions, visit: www.spaceandtimeband.com [http://www.spaceandtimeband.com]