We Should Not Be Allowed to Have a Microphone

Coughing, Chaos, and the Keurig Underwear Lady

In this episode of Average on Purpose, things go completely off the rails. Between relentless coughing, total chaos in the studio, and the unforgettable story of the “Keurig Underwear Lady,” this one is as unfiltered as it gets. If you like wild stories, questionable life decisions, and conversations that spiral in the best possible way, you’re in the right place. Listener discretion advised: we recommend this episode for 18+ audiences. Have a crazy story of your own? Visit AverageOnPurpose.com to submit your stories and check out our merch. And don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel, Average on Purpose Pod, for full episodes, clips, and more behind-the-scenes chaos. https://www.youtube.com/@Averageonpurposepod

If This Episode Disappears, You’ll Know Why

Buckle up. Episode 9 of Average On Purpose features our guest Patrick, who worked at the NSA during the same era Edward Snowden was there. Patrick joins us for a chaotic, laugh-heavy, mini therapy session where we ask the questions everyone wants to ask—and he shares what he can share. Expect real talk, uncomfortable truths, and the kind of “wait… what?” moments that make you pause and rewind. * What it was like working inside the NSA during that time, and what the public doesn’t understand about how it all works * How security culture actually feels day-to-day: training, protocols, paranoia, and the unspoken rules * Patrick’s perspective on the Snowden era and the ripple effects that changed everything * What people assume about intelligence work vs. what it’s really like behind the scenes * The line between “spilling the beans” and what he legally/ethically can’t say—and how weird that line is in real life * A few unexpectedly human moments: stress, identity, humor as coping, and why people inside the system are still just people https://averageonpurpose.com [https://averageonpurpose.com] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@averageonpurposepod [https://www.tiktok.com/@averageonpurposepod] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/averageonpurposepod [https://www.instagram.com/averageonpurposepod] https://www.youtube.com/@averageonpurposepod [https://www.youtube.com/@averageonpurposepod] In this episode, we get into:Website + MerchFollow usWatch the video version on YouTube

We Should Not Be Allowed to Have a Microphone

Buckle up for a wild ride. In this episode of Average On Purpose, we serve up a chaotic, laugh heavy mini therapy session with two best friends who do not research anything and proudly talk out of their ass. In this episode, we get into Spicy gay romance and BookTok favorites including the Game Changers universe and Heated Rivalry Unfiltered sex talk, religious word choice that still makes us laugh, and why our brains cannot behave Viral TikTok sounds, weird brand TikTok, and what our algorithms are doing to us The Sims obsession, custom characters, mods, and building the gay hockey dream house Pop culture and Drag Race talk, plus the Nicki Minaj and Cardi B timeline Mental health, sobriety, friendship dynamics, and why joy matters right now Psychic readings, past lives, and other chaotic internet purchases Website and merch https://averageonpurpose.com [https://averageonpurpose.com] Follow us TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@averageonpurposepod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/averageonpurposepod Watch the video version on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@averageonpurposepod

Heated Rivalry, S.A.B.E.R., and Things We Probably Shouldn’t Admit

This episode is unhinged in the best way. We spiral from Heated Rivalry obsession straight into military conspiracies, including S.A.B.E.R., the alleged secret term tied to extraterrestrials. Add in unfiltered admissions we did not plan to share and you get classic Average on Purpose chaos. Pop culture, paranoia, and feral honesty collide. Listener discretion is strongly suggested. Averageonpurpose.com [https://www.averageonpurpose.com/]

Hunger Games Parody, Vaping on Planes and Using the R word

averageonpurpose.com [https://www.averageonpurpose.com/] - Please leave us a voice message or email In this hilarious episode of Average on Purpose, the hosts dive straight into unfiltered chaos: Hunger Games-style birthday parties, whether people should be vaping on airplanes, and a raw conversation about using the R-word, accountability, and personal growth. With their usual blend of humor, self-awareness, and zero-filter commentary, they break down why society is so quick to judge, how trends spiral out of control, and what it actually looks like to own your mistakes publicly. This episode is packed with outrageous stories, ridiculous reenactments, and the kind of honest conversation you only get when the mics are on and the social masks are off. If you're into comedic social commentary, real-life hot takes, and unapologetically average humans being themselves, you’re in the right place. SEO Keywords: comedy podcast, pop culture humor, Hunger Games parody, vaping on planes, offensive language discussion, social commentary podcast, unfiltered podcast, funny storytelling, millennial humor, accountability culture Hosts: Reanna Westover and Taylor Kalin