Stalemate safari

A scarecrow forced into a suit

It's finally here, the Summer House reunion part 1! Your Bravo Brit ponders whether West has any feelings at all, why Amanda can't just say she's sorry and how KJ and Mia are the emotional heart of the show.

Foreshadow House

Who hasn't been fooled by a f*ckboi? Your Bravo Brit chats the Summer House season finale and the (presumably) seamless transition to In the City. Plus I share a few thoughts about The Valley, mainly around how much I despite Danny Darko and why Schwartz is a old mop left near the bins.

The art of showing up

It's the Ladies of London finale and I laugh, I cry and my heart goes pitter patter over a gorgeous pillow-lipped model in military garb. Meanwhile in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part 2, Dorit won't apologise and Kathy Hilton has 78 bags when just one big one would do.

Cheddar Gorgeous

In shocking news, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part one is mildly interesting and even has some real feelings! Speaking of which, Mark Francis makes your Bravo Brit cry in the latest episode of Ladies and London and he didn't even make fun of my transparent clothing!

Stalemate safari

Join your favourite Bravo Brit as I discuss Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, season 15, episode 18: Closing Chapters. If only the chapter of the book entitled Dorit, Erika and Kyle Shout at Each Other was closing but I fear it will continue for some time. Let's turn the page to Ladies of London, where we see some Bad Manors at Longleat and it's not the animals in the safari, just the animals on our cast. Pigeon anyone?