Scran

Steamin

Get the round in for belligerent time-telling, William Ocean, comforting Iceland bags, cans of water, whales' blow holes, soulless AI, TED Talks and snooker hooligans! Ken whit? Dae whit ye want.

Scran

Extra Terrestrial tripe, shaving your own kebabs, hotdog skins, Starbucked chippies, bare banana splits and full-body harnesses. The menu is packed!

Breathe

From sharing drinks to sharing bins, eating 80-year-old army rations and Squidled Onion crisps. Beware the Iron Lung!

Chomp

Greedy dentists, Love Chamber and Jason Statham, you c**t! All this plus recycling centre woes and gimps!

Back

Pointless security systems, cheap haircuts and getting dumped. It's all there and more!