Reliving Our Favorite Dildo-Free Family Memories

Reliving Our Favorite Dildo-Free Family Memories

Taylor and Andrew left the screen door open and a bunch of nasty little critters got inside and plugged in a microphone! The kids make an appearance, show far too much willingness to discuss age-inappropriate matters, and for once the credible threats are saved for the only group more reviled than public figures: sweet innocent children whomst we love and are legally obligated to care for. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

I Guess We Should Care About Our Children or Whatever

The only podcast brave enough to ask the question everybody else is too afraid to ask: did Andrew go to elementary school in a sitcom premise? The impacts of divorce on those small freeloading resource sponges we call "children," the benefits of radical transparency and setting expectations, and yet more credible threats against public figures. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

Venmo Us $75 or You'll Never Hear From Shelly Miscavige Again

Money: we all want it, some of us have it, and at least one person on this podcast is willing to show his nasty weird feet on webcam to earn it. We discuss the finer points of how pooling resources remains the best way to use "pool" as a verb, the joys of having only one electricity bill, and several credible threats against public figures. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

My Son Uses A Litterbox and I Vote

Pets: the final frontier. The easiest way to say sane is to share your living space with a tiny apex predator who thinks you gave birth to it. Also featuring a few credible threats, one far too horny joke, and the debut of a fun new character: BTK But Racist. State of the house starts at 4:50. "Time" loses relevance thereafter. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

Taylor's Attempts to Refrain From Laughing In The Mic

IF YOU ARE READING THIS DESCRIPTION HELP ME CONVINCE ANDREW TO ADOPT MORE CATS. Discussing your break up with friends and family. Taylor learns how to refrain from laughing in the microphone. We also do lots of visual humor that will confuse you without video. We both are sort of delirious in this episode. State of the house 0:01 to 7:00 min Main Topic: 7:00 min onward. So we did shoot a video version of this podcast. HOWEVER, we have decided to hold off on video until we can find a set up where we look less terrifying. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]