MISSIONARY 4EVER

Non-Alcoholic Krispy Kreme

S1, EP9: Are you okay if we touch you? This week the girls discuss Reiki sessions inside of She-Shed’s, difficulties reading the news, and if they’d marry a ghost.

Get Britney With It

S1, EP8: Strap in and clip on your ties! Abby and Dez are back with their first episode of 2026! This week the girls discuss their shared love for Rose Byrne, Vegas weddings, and TLC shows.

Stop Touching Saint Nicholas

S1, EP7: Abby and Dez both spent twenty dollars to make this holiday special look nice. No, really! Look! We’re on camera! This week the girls chat about crafting set pieces, movie promotions, and sure fire ways to get that special someone under the mistletoe (consensually, duh).

While We Have You Here

S1, EP 6: Running into John Mulaney in the streets? Nightmare. Inside a broken elevator? A dream come true. This week Abby and Dez discuss how this podcast came to be, disappointing film adaptations, and their favorite horror movies.

MISSIONARY 4EVER

S1, EP 5 : Well, this is hella awk! But that’s just the name of the game, baby. Literally. This week Abby and Dez discuss second dates in Greece, signing prenups, and advocating for yourself in the bedroom.