We Got BEAT UP at the Massage Parlour

We Got BEAT UP at the Massage Parlour

Welcome back, Neighbours! This week, Steph and Holly are talking about beauty treatments gone horribly wrong. What was meant to be a relaxing massage quickly turned into a full-body beatdown involving around 50 suction cups, bruises from neck to ankle and someone getting punched in the ribs. The girls also unpack the brutal reality of laser freckle removal, lasering off a widow’s peak and piercing stories that will make your entire body hurt. Things get messy in the Hey Girly Confessions, with a free facial that completely ruins someone’s skin, a friend stealing a baby name that had been reserved for years and a fake Instagram account used to catch a snooping boyfriend. Then, a listener shares a couples massage story that takes a very inappropriate turn. To finish, the girls head back to the supposedly haunted Davey house, where mysterious footsteps, a terrified houseguest and a dad in a gorilla mask make for one very chaotic horror story. This episode is painful, awkward and completely unhinged. Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do! Key Topics Massages Gone Wrong: A brutal cupping treatment, massive bruises, getting punched in the ribs and an inappropriate masseuse. Extreme Beauty Treatments: The pain of laser pigmentation removal, freckle removal and lasering off a widow’s peak. Piercing Nightmares: Nipple and belly button piercings catching on loofahs, shower doors and even dogs, plus a piercing needle going through the wrong spot. Hey Girly Confessions: A free facial that ruins your skin, a stolen baby name and a fake Instagram account used to catch a gaslighting boyfriend. The Couples Massage: A listener’s massage takes a wildly inappropriate turn right beside her. The Haunted Davey House: Creepy footsteps, a terrified friend, the family dog and a dad who loved scaring houseguests in a gorilla mask.

We Both Got "Hey Girly" Messages

Welcome back, Neighbours! The girls are fresh from the Gold Coast Marathon weekend and officially in their running era. But apparently running is not just about fitness. The running community might be the horniest group on Earth, and Strava could be the new Tinder. Steph kicks things off with a classic disaster after trying a Zyn pouch at the pub. Instead of a buzz, she ended up mute, dizzy and nauseous for three hours.Holly then shares the story of an awkward holiday romance in Ireland that ended with a failed goodbye kiss and a guy sprinting alongside her Uber. Steph follows with the time she ran cross-country with a broken arm, then accidentally flashed the school while showing off her cast at assembly.The Neighbours also need advice on two awkward money dilemmas. One listener is drowning in bridesmaid expenses, while another gets caught in the dreaded family discount trap. Finally, a Bali romance unravels when a listener discovers her holiday fling may actually be someone else’s husband.Then Steph closes the episode with a house-sitting horror story involving a baby monitor, an empty nursery and the sound of a child giggling in the dark. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do! KEY TALKING POINTS GOLD COAST MARATHON Why Strava might be the new Tinder. STEPH’S ZYN DISASTER One nicotine pouch ruins her entire night. HOLLY’S UBER SPRINT An awkward kiss ends with a man chasing her Uber. BLOOMERS AND BROKEN ARMS Steph accidentally flashes the school during assembly. THE BRIDESMAID INVOICE How much is too much to spend on someone else’s wedding? THE FAMILY DISCOUNT A cousin says to pay whatever, then expects full price. THE HOLIDAY HUSBAND A Bali romance leads to a secret family on Instagram. THE BABY MONITOR A house-sitter hears a child giggling in an empty nursery.

Steph Caught Her Fling & Holly’s Crush Betrayal 💔

This week on Girls Next Door, the girls unpack the viral Empire State Building proposal that had everyone talking. Romantic? Yes. Terrifying if you hate heights? Also yes. From there, things spiral into the cringiest things we’ve done to impress a crush, including jumping off roofs, questionable schoolyard rumours and a very traumatic guinea pig story. The Neighbours have also sent in some unhinged letters this week. We’re talking mouth breathers during beauty appointments, a deeply awkward family laundry situation involving a “fun time sock”, and whether a 29-year-old should go there with a 23-year-old teammate of her friend’s brother. Then, to finish, we get into a seriously creepy listener horror story about handwritten letters found in an old horse stable and a family rumour that one grandfather may have gotten away with murder. It’s chaotic, awkward, a little bit gross and very Girls Next Door. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do! Key Topics Empire State Building Proposal The viral proposal that set the bar very high, literally.Cringey Crush Behaviour The embarrassing, chaotic and slightly dangerous things we’ve done to impress someone. The Guinea Pig Story A childhood rumour involving a dead guinea pig, Listerine and a playground full of lies. Festival Romance Summer flings, messy love loops and the drama that comes with overlapping crushes.The Mouth Breather Dilemma A Neighbour needs help dealing with sensory overload during a beauty appointment. The “Fun Time Sock” A deeply awkward listener confession about a mum, her son and one very uncomfortable laundry routine. Age Gap Debate A 29-year-old Neighbour wants advice on whether she should pursue a 23-year-old. The Hidden Letters A listener horror story about old handwritten letters, a derelict horse stable and a possible family murder secret.

We Had an Accident… 🤕

Welcome back Neighbours! In this episode, the girls react to a newly released list of the world’s top 20 countries with the most handsome men, and they have some strong opinions about Australia being completely left off the list. Things take a hilariously weird turn as they react to a listener whose boyfriend looks identical to her brother, plus another listener who discovered her partner has secretly been keeping a performance-review-style spreadsheet rating every meal she’s made for the past two years. The girls then take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to cure their winter blues, reliving some of their most chaotic European holidays. From a terrifying mid-air quad bike crash in Mykonos to a completely misunderstood “rescue mission” on a boat dock in Ibiza, this episode is packed with wild stories, shocking confessions, sibling drama and absolute chaos. Key Topics The World’s Most Handsome Men The girls break down a viral list ranking the top 20 countries with the most handsome men, including Spain taking out the number one spot and Australia somehow missing from the list completely. Lookalike Lovers A listener shares that her boyfriend looks exactly like her brother, and while she is deeply uncomfortable, he finds the whole thing hilarious. The Warm Toilet Seat Panic A teenage listener asks the classic “sealed section” question about whether sitting on a warm public toilet seat can somehow pass on an STI. The Mykonos Quad Bike Crash The girls revisit one of their most chaotic holiday moments, involving a quad bike malfunction, a brick wall, and a terrifying mid-air backflip. The Ibiza Boat Dock “Rescue” A hilarious misunderstanding where the girls thought they were saving someone from drowning, only to realise they had interrupted a local man having a private bathroom moment in the water. The Cooking Evaluation Spreadsheet A listener discovers her partner has secretly created an Excel spreadsheet rating two years’ worth of her home-cooked meals. Sibling Stealing Habits A listener named Eden calls out her younger sister Ila for constantly stealing everything from skincare products to brand-new clothes with the tags still attached. Nose Piercing Etiquette The girls debate whether there is an age limit for certain facial piercings and when a style starts becoming “too old”. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do!

Best Positions & Bad Decisions with Bernie Moreira

Welcome back to another massive episode of Girls Next Door! This week, we are making history because we have our first-ever male guest climbing through the window! We are joined by none other than Portugal’s own TikTok superstar and ‘community boyfriend’, Bernie Moreira. We didn’t give him a second to breathe before jumping straight into a rapid-fire game of Red Flag, Green Flag. From good morning texts after a first date to having absolutely no social media, Bernie gives us the ultimate unfiltered guy’s perspective. Plus, he finally answers the age-old question: Who is the bigger red flag between the two of us? And yes, his answer completely shocked us. Later in the episode, things get a little unhinged as Bernie settles a game of Which Sister?, calling out who is most likely to date someone purely for their looks, who would date a significantly younger guy and who is actually the hardest to date. Finally, we dim the lights for a legendary D&M session. Bernie shares an unbelievable, jaw-dropping dating story involving a ‘Let Them Know’ anonymous STI text notification that you truly have to hear to believe. We also dig deep into modern dating culture, the pressure social media puts on women’s appearance, why men struggle to be vulnerable and his controversial philosophy on why missionary is the absolute best position of all time. Bernie was such an open book, and we couldn’t have asked for a better first male guest. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do! Let’s get into it!