Hard Choices

At last! We have you in our clutches, restrained and unable to do anything but sit back and listen to our objectively correct* takes on some of the most fuckable villains that comic books have to offer! You will join Dan Mulkerin, Claire Mulkerin, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob as they deliver diabolical monologues guaranteed to set both heart and loins aflame. They tangle with the likes of Lex Luthor and Doctor Doom along with some villains who you might not expect like Batroc the Leaper and Orca the Whale Woman. Truly, we are nothing if not fair in our villain fuckery! This episode also takes you backstage to the green room where your four fiendish hosts debrief about the things they said and some of the things they wish they'd said in this most evil of episodes. Whether you're a fan of Marvel, DC, or indie comics, this episode will take you to the very limits of felonious fuckability, so download, press play and enjoy! Patreon: patreon.com/c/hardchoices [https://patreon.com/c/hardchoices] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://x.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me] License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk] License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman] License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it] License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life] License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time [https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time] License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop] License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed [https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed] License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up] License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R https://uppbeat.io/t/konstantin-garbuzyuk/pocket-funk [https://uppbeat.io/t/konstantin-garbuzyuk/pocket-funk] License code: WEN3NDSRMZUTWIK6 "Loping Sting" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com]) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/]

Double-check your Item Level and apply your favorite glamours, because this month we're logging into the weird, wild, and frequently patched world of Final Fantasy XIV! Dan, Kit, and Meganbob group up with Jef from System Mastery [https://systemmasterypodcast.com/] to take a spin on the BOOTY Roulette. Which character will prove to be the Zenith, which the Nadir, and how many are just straight up unpronounceable? What ancient Allagan sex tricks does Urianger have up his sleeve? Does Zenos even know what sex is? Is Nidhogg too toxic of a dragon for even Meganbob's boner to handle? Use the /listen emote to find out! Patreon: patreon.com/c/hardchoices [https://patreon.com/c/hardchoices] Bad Choices - Shrek Livestream registration link [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bad-choices-134271244?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://x.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Tuscon Comic Con [https://tucsoncomic-con.com/tickets/] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me] License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk] License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman] License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it] License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life] License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time [https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time] License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop] License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed [https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed] License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up] License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz [https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz] License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it] License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

Everybody to the limit! Well, maybe past the limit, because yes, we're ranking the fuckability of the Homestar Runner universe. Does it matter to you if the Cheat lives in a grill? Do you care if Homestar Runner is wearing pants? Just what can Strong Bad do while wearing boxing gloves?  Join Patrick Rothfuss [https://patrickrothfuss.com/], James, D'Amato [https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/James-D-Amato/144640563], Dillin Apelyan [https://superdillin.carrd.co/], Annie Craton [https://www.crookedrussiancam.horse/], and MeganBob [https://www.patreon.com/c/hardchoices] as they explore what makes fucking Senor Cardgage a 'probalo', whether getting possibly eaten by the King of Town is a dealbreaker, and to what extent it matters if the Poopsmith can shower. Along the way, you'll get to hear every possible iteration of how Coach Z might talk in the bedroom, what it sounds like when Marzipan comes, and we even make a detour to talk about that one tree branch that sounds like it's saying "Douglas".  Grab a bottle of Melonade (and maybe some vodka for good measure) and strap in for an episode that makes the rest of the Hard Choices catalog look almost normal.  Patreon: patreon.com/c/hardchoices [https://patreon.com/c/hardchoices] Bad Choices - Shrek Livestream registration link [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bad-choices-134271244?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://x.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Tuscon Comic Con [https://tucsoncomic-con.com/tickets/] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me] License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk] License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman] License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it] License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life] License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time [https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time] License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop [https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop] License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed [https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed] License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up [https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up] License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz [https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz] License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it [https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it] License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices - Shrek livestream on August 9th at 5pm Pacific!  Bad Choices - Shrek Livestream registration link [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bad-choices-134271244?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] Join Dan, Claire, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob on Friday, August 29th at 5:20pm in room 106 at Tucson Comic Con for an episode about Comic Book Villains! Tucson Comic Con registration link [https://tucsoncomic-con.com/tickets/] Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://x.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me [https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me] License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ

Look, comic book superheroes have been around for a long time. Some of them get their own billion-dollar film franchises, toylines, video games, Halloween costumes, and breakfast cereals. But then there are the other guys. The ones the MCU won't touch. The ones that make Jack Kirby himself tilt his head in confusion. The weirdos that pop culture is content to forget. But we at Hard Choices don't forget. Join Meganbob, Kris, and Jef and Jon from the System Mastery [https://systemmasterypodcast.com/] podcast as they go on a sexual escapade through the dustiest of back issue bins. From the Golden Age to the Modern Age, no spandex-clad hero is safe from our boners! Does Stardust the Super-Wizard have a blowjob ray that's up to the task? Is anyone on the Legion of Super-Heroes actually fuckable? What DOES Sleepwalker's cum taste like? And what extremely specific fantasy does Jef have that only Justice from the New Universe can fulfill? Listen in, True Believers, and find out! Instagram: hardchoicespod [https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/] Twitter: @hardchoicespod [https://x.com/hardchoicespod] Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social] MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob [https://onlyfans.com/meganbob] Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO