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This is a special preview episode for our paid subscribers! We are currently doing one extra episode per month that goes out only to our supporters on Patreon. If you would like to help support us with a monetary donation, please visit us at patreon.com/cantfap Thank you! In this episode, we go deep on virtual reality (VR) porn, viewing some of the best (and worst) the internet has to offer. Topics covered in this episode: Intro - Our neighbors are dicks Lollipop Chainsaw - A VR XXX Parody [https://vrcosplayx.com/cosplaypornvideo/lollipop_chainsaw_a_xxx_parody-324585/?t=27137&aid=108082&sid=&xk=90c1f004518fa92236ca20518860e06c&i18n_country=US&hts_id=d48a70d0-dadd-454f-89e7-f51d48348e97] VR Paradise [https://www.vrparadise.com/] The Girls Next Door SinVR [https://sinvr.co/] Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody [https://vrcosplayx.com/cosplaypornvideo/scooby_doo_a_xxx_parody-324475/] --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app [https://anchor.fm/app]Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support [https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support]

It's a Halloween Horror Porn Spectacular!

In this episode, we cover TWO horror themed porns! Is it bad porn? Is it good porn? That's up to you to decide... Part I: Within Studio: Adult Time Series: Under The Bed Directors: Joanna Angel, Fred August Writers: Joanna Angel, Bree Mills, Fistopher Nolan Starring: Emma Hix, Emily Willis, Michael Vegas https://www.puretaboo.com/en/video/puretaboo/Within/166566 Part II: The Night They Came For Lacy Studio: Adult Time Series: Under The Bed Director: Joanna Angel Writer: Joanna Angel Starring: Lacy Lennon, Katrina Jade, Joanna Angel, Small Hands (also credited as "Aaron Hands") https://www.puretaboo.com/en/video/underthebed/The-Night-They-Came-For-Lacy/166635 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app [https://anchor.fm/app]Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support [https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support]

Episode #6: The Mischievous Sleepwalker

Today we bring you the tale of The Mischievous Sleepwalker. This one contains a chronic sleepwalker, a VERY close family, and a radioactive watermelon. How do these things fit together? You'll have to listen to find out! The Mischievous Sleepwalker [https://www.freeusemilf.com/movies/the-mischievous-sleepwalker] Studio: Free Use Milf [//freeusemilf.com] Actors: Kayla Paige Zerella Skies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app [https://anchor.fm/app]Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support [https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support]

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This is a special announcement about the future of "I Can't Fap To This". We have some special episodes coming up and lots more bad porn! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support [https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support]

Episode #5: Fuck-O-Mania: Part 3

It's finally here! The end of the epic journey of Fuck-O-Mania! Tune in to find out who wins Fuck-O-Mania...maybe there will even be some surprise guests join Chyna in the ring! Chyna Is Queen of the Ring Director: B. Skow Starring: Chyna as Chyna Lisa Ann as Stephanie K. McMahon Valerie Kay as Ring Announcer Alex Sanders as Ric Flair Anthony Hardwood as Triple H Cyrus King as Stone Cold Steve Austin Evan Stone as Hulk Hogan Justin Magnum as Bret Hart Lee Stone as Vincent K. McMahon Marco Banderas as The Iron Sheik Ralph Long as Doink The Clown Sledge Hammer as The Rock TJ Cummings as John Cena Tommy Pistol as Mean Gene Okerlund John Huck as Commentator (voice) Ron Jeremy as Captain Lou Albano (listed in the credits as Ron Jeremy) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app [https://anchor.fm/app]Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support [https://anchor.fm/cantfap/support]