12. Random Romance Recommendations

13. Random Recs Vol. 2

Wow, great, it's a shorter show! Sorry, or you're welcome. But I gotta find a new job and a dog sibling for Alph, and so I'm doing that thing from the Bible, I think? I dunno, again raised Catholic and Catholic people don't read the Bible. But it's about splitting the baby in half. And as Tracy Morgan says in 30 Rock, "And I will take the top half, for that is the part with the face."  So here is the top half of the baby, for now or forever, don't pressure me to decide!!!! 👹👹😛🌝 4 random recs, some life plans, some judgment on murderers, groundbreaking stuff. And PLEASE can everyone be nice to the people who post in the r/coolguides subreddit?! Have we no humanity?!

12. Random Romance Recommendations

Hiii I forgot to read anything for this week's episode! How? Was I abducted? Maybe!  So this episode is all random romance book recommendations. They really were randomly picked, but I did heavily screen them because my mom listens to this show. Supportive parents are a blessing 🙏 Anyway, I'll let you figure out what the books are. I'm tired. Thanks to our sponsors: Fake Prison Boyfriend, Divorced Woman Algorithm, and Worcester's Worst Drives is back!

11. 1 Rage Bait Romance & 2 Perf Recs

I forgot to warn for spoilers for the main book, just FYI. Sometimes you take a long, hard look at your life and realize you're being too nice, at least in the past two weeks. Probably because you're too tired from allergies and living a life of lower middle-class luxury, aka you've been nodding off on your most expensive piece of furniture, which to most people would be mid-priced. Anyway, nothing awakens my consciousness like being an asshole, so this week's book is a rager, excuse me, I misspoke, I meant it's rage bait. Well, rage bait with two recs for two excellent non-rage bait books, both sci-fi too. Beautiful perfect recommendations  Bay's Mercenary - C.L. Scholey  Good Deeds - Kathryn Moon  Horrible rage bait book  The Greek's Forgotten Wife - Elizabeth Lennox

10. Divorce Romance: The Other Woman & Complicated

Did you not realize that by me making 10 episodes of this show, I fulfilled the prophecy foretold at the advent of my birth? Yeah, I finally get the two gay boyfriends I always wanted, and a Sea-Doo. My prophecy was sponsored by a personal watercraft and pontoon boat lobbyist. I just hope my next prophecy is sponsored by BMX I need a bike with front AND back pegs for my two platonic gay boyfriends. Something nice too, my guys and I expect a certain level of add-ons, like a Hello Kitty basket for my pills, and streamers for the handlebars. A pink license plate that says "Hot Cheese" in rhinestones wouldn't go unappreciated either.  Divorce Books 4 2day The Other Woman - Jordan Silver Complicated - Kristen Ashley

9. Biker Romance: Riggs & Unwritten Rules

I don't wanna dieeeeeeeee I just wanna ride my mo-tor-cy-cle, it's the G.I. Joe PSA one, not the Arlo Guthrie one. Motorcycle Club Romance books with too much face touching and eye contact make me uncomfortable, but I'll be fine, I'm gonna power thru this, because I love these two books. I'm pro-cat fight, pro-MC, pro-forehead botox, pro-goth code switching, anti-too much cheese, anti-hogging the dog shit patch. Riggs - Crystal Daniels and Sandy Alvarez Unwritten Rules - Jordan Marie