always be nice to me, never touch me

always be nice to me, never touch me

am I missing out on 22 life-changing vibrations? will I be able to sleep tonight after having that much caffeine? can I ever wear my mini skirt again without the fear of someone exposing my crack? only time will tell 00:00 brain fog 03:22 rose toys 08:07 this past weekend 19:08 saying no 21:15 love island 2026 28:44 uk vs usa

we haven't been the same since the journal factory explosion

thank you so much for 1k subscribers!! posting myself online is terrifying but the people that have found me have been so funny and kind that it makes it worth doing again every week. also, has anyone ever revived an Ikea rug bc I’m pretty sick about this 00:00 postponed the religion launch 01:29 personality test results 06:05 comment jail 11:59 the journal factory explosion 16:08 why did she say this 20:05 childhood punishments 30:15 fb on the Wii 31:24 annoying kid things

thank you for inventing the ponytail, Kylie Jenner!

this one goes out to my fellow 2016 matte liquid lipstick victims. someone should've told us sooner. 00:00 loud af over here 02:51 love island bullies are back 09:35 i am NOT sticky 12:06 obsession 16:27 off campus 18:36 Kylie jenner partless slick back ponytail 23:38 the matte liquid lipstick 29:41 paralives

I was given internet access way too young

if Xx_zacc_ven0m_xX ever finds this I think we should see other people 00:00 disrespected at the vintage fair 04:11 being weirdly emotional 08:49 have you seen this man 11:25 myspace 14:44 being scene 16:15 emo boy 22:15 movies as a preteen 24:30 American pie 26:00 clocks by Coldplay 27:31 first breakup

out of touch is an understatement

“It’s one banana, Michael, what could it cost? $10?” - James Charles also notice how as soon as I’m talking about him the video starts getting darker and grainier… chilling 00:00 evil at the pinkpantheress show 14:36 biscotti update 18:29 ASMR 22:55 Euphoria/Love Island challenges 28:52 James Charles drama