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If You Don't Trust Me, Don't Hire Me

Joe's got tour dates lined up (Medford, Stone Harbor, Hammonton) and Dan's new camera setup is causing mic problems. From there it turns into a real one: Dan lays out his hard "no weddings" rule, the two break down why clients who micromanage after handing over "creative control" are the worst, and Joe compares it to comedians getting told to "just kill it" before a set. Dan also opens up about his mom trying to parent his kids and his finances, and why he's raising his own daughters with more independence than he had growing up. They close out with the Philly/South Jersey news roundup: a fireworks-turned-gunfire incident in a brewery town, SEPTA actually getting good reviews for once (World Cup crowd handling), and the case for Philly chasing more international events that fit the city's identity.

We Miss the Cherry Hill Roller Rink, Drive-Ins & 24-Hour Diners

What South Jersey and Philly used to have — and lost. Comedian Joe Matarese and co-host Dan run down the diners, drive-ins, dance clubs, and hangouts that defined growing up in Cherry Hill and the Philadelphia area, and ask why so much of it disappeared. In this episode: 24-hour diners (Sage, Golden Dawn) traded for car washes and McDonald's, the Cherry Hill and Echelon roller skating rinks, teen dances and dance clubs like Anchante and Tailgaters, the Galaxy live-music venue, South Street and Jim's Steaks, Discount Harry's and the Best Products catalog, drive-in movie theaters, South Jersey traffic circles, the Garden State Racetrack, the Latin Casino, and just hanging out at the Cherry Hill Mall before the code of conduct. Plus listener voicemails, a little Utah detour, and Joe's classic break-dancing disaster. If you grew up in South Jersey, Philadelphia, or anywhere in the Delaware Valley, this one's pure Gen-X nostalgia. 🎤 Catch Joe Matarese live — tickets and tour dates at his website, the link in his bio, or the venue sites.📞 Leave a voicemail for the show: 914-721-0008

Funeral Potatoes vs. Long Hots

Joe's parents are floating around the Atlantic on a cruise out of Philly and he's more anxious about it than they probably are (no Wi-Fi, no texts back, just one cryptic message about free food in heaven). Before that, Joe runs down his summer tour dates across the Philly/South Jersey corridor, including a new stop at the Eagle Theatre in Hamilton, NJ. Then Joe and Dan tackle the real question of the episode: what do you feed someone on their first perfect day in your city? Dan puts Utah's funeral potatoes on the table (yes, that's really what they're called, and yes, it involves cornflakes), and Joe fires back with a Philly cheesesteak essential, long hots, the pepper that'll burn your fingers if you forget the gloves. From there they map out the ultimate Philly day: Reading Terminal, the Art Museum, the Rocky steps, and why skipping the museum itself is a rookie mistake. Plus: Joe's dad's questionable 70s mustache and bucket hat phase, his mom's lifelong Engelbert Humperdinck story, listener voicemails on the great transition lenses debate, and a cliffhanger about the mystery award Joe's daughter just won that nobody will tell him about. Chapter Markers 00:00 – Intro 00:45 – Joe's summer tour dates (Medford, Stone Harbor, Hamilton, Pottstown, Chestnut Hill) 01:47 – Joe's parents are on a cruise out of Philly and he's losing it over the radio silence 14:15 – Setting up the ultimate Philly day vs. a day in Utah 15:23 – Funeral potatoes: Utah's answer to comfort food 17:39 – Long hots: the Philly cheesesteak pepper that'll burn your fingers 19:32 – Reading Terminal Market and where to actually get breakfast 23:27 – Rocky steps, the Art Museum, and an underground boxing gym idea 27:58 – Philly/South Jersey things we miss (Clementon Park, Crazy Eddie's, the Spectrum) 31:43 – Utah's Delta Center, stadium walkability, and why old venues hit different 35:41 – When sitcoms recast characters (Cheers, All in the Family, The Jeffersons) 41:05 – Best Philly/South Jersey school lunches: paper bags, sea dogs, nutty buddies 47:12 – Voicemail: the great transition lenses debate 50:07 – Joe's daughter won a mystery eighth grade award and nobody will tell him what it's for 52:42 – Voicemail: Emily wants answers too

The Cons of moving back to Philly, and Why I'm Probably Never Moving Back

Joe just sold out his first intimate venue show in Medford, NJ — and it went sideways in the best possible way. Super fans who knew his social media better than his setlist, a high school ex who showed up for the first time in 40 years with something surprisingly meaningful to say, a legendary Philly broadcaster who doesn't own a cell phone, and a cassette tape Joe handed to a DJ in 1990 that he desperately hopes no one ever heard. Then Joe and producer Dan dig into the real cons of moving back to Philly — the traffic on 76, $21K property taxes, old friends you didn't miss, and the uncomfortable truth that Joe might never actually leave New Jersey. Plus fan voicemails from Jerry and Courtney Rowan, a Saudi Arabia relocation strategy, and Jerry's (partial) original song to close it out. If you want to work with Dan, visit swiftpeakproductions.com to book a free intro call. For tickets to Joe's upcoming shows in Medford, Stone Harbor, and Hamilton, head to joematarese.com.

156 Watches of the Final Fight: Inside Mike Sielski's "Going the Distance"

Joe Matarese sits down with longtime Philadelphia Inquirer sports columnist and author Mike Sielski — who's written books on Kobe Bryant and the history of the dunk — to talk about his new book Going the Distance, out this November, about the making and the myth of Rocky. They get into why Rocky hit Philadelphia the way it did in the mid-'70s, the Steadicam-prototype magic behind the art-museum montage, and Bill Conti's "Going the Distance" as the unofficial anthem of every late-inning Phillies rally. Mike shares what a year and a half of research did to him — including watching the final fight 156 times and getting more emotional with every viewing — and makes the case that Rocky isn't really a sports film at all, but a love story shot through the lens of boxing. Plus: listener voicemails on whether a fictional boxer's statue overshadows Philly's real legends, Mike's road from a disastrous 1981 Eagles Super Bowl party to the Inquirer sports page, his influences (Bill Lyon, Jason Stark), the Dick Allen and Frog Carfagno story, and his one tip for anyone who wants to write better. Hosted by Joe Matarese. Produced by Danny. Follow Mike: @mike.sielskiFollow Joe: @thejoematarese Chapter Markers * 00:00 — Cold open * 01:30 — Who is Mike Sielski + the "Going the Distance" book * 06:34 — Mike joins the show * 06:38 — Joe's "falling out" with Rocky * 09:08 — A year and a half of research (and 156 viewings of the final fight) * 10:11 — Why great films reward rewatching * 1:00:11 — Talia Shire and the making of Adrian * 1:01:44 — Voicemail: fictional heroes vs. real athletes * 1:08:26 — Voicemail: Mike's path into sports journalism * 1:09:02 — The 1981 Eagles party & growing up a Philly fan * 1:11:44 — The Dick Allen & Frog Carfagno story * 1:12:39 — One tip for better writing in a video-first world * 1:17:28 — Rocky as a love story, not a sports film * 1:19:49 — Voicemail: does a fictional statue overshadow real legends?