NSFW Wellness

NSFW Furniture Activity Day

Katrina and Lionel are back and the subject of today's episode is FAD - which we quickly learn is short for Furniture Activity Day.  It is one day a year when fellow employees leave the high stress environment of office furniture world in exchange for the promise of a fun team building day.  They reflect on some of the best (and worst) Furniture Activity Days fraught with disasters such as the enormous time commitment of a Price Is Right taping, a co-worker losing part of a finger in a cooking class and baking in the 100 degree San Fernando Valley sun while waiting for the missing lunch.  Lionel attempts to give Katrina a break from one of their many duties they are saddled with which have nothing to do with their finance jobs - planning the office holiday party.  However, yet another fiasco ensues when Lionel thinking the company is having a gangbuster year accidentally hires a ridiculously expensive Hollywood party planner to the stars. Spoiler alert, it does not end well.

NSFW Sexting

Katrina and Lionel start by discussing the annual Office Furniture Recyclers Conference and both decide the podcast has of late become too suitable for work.  Katrina then quickly pivots to tell the story of their colleague Jade who had recently caught her high school aged son sexting his girlfriend.  This leads to a wildly inappropriate debate over differences in how men and women sext. The episode culminates with yet another guest star mix-up, ending with Katrina accusing Lionel of sabotaging the show.

NSFW Thanksgiving

With Thanksgiving rapidly approaching, Kat hatches up a much opposed idea to have a healthy office potluck lunch she aptly names Healthsgiving.  That spurs further discussion on more of Kat's failed initiatives regarding office wellness including a quickly aborted indoor gardening project, the removal of the much beloved soda fountain and harsh words for fellow employees enjoying too much leftover Halloween candy.  When Lionel produces yet another epic fail regarding this episode's special guest star, we are all left wondering - is Lionel that dumb, or is something more nefarious going on?

NSFW Wellness

Lionel has concerns that listeners will start to suffer from penis fatigue if he tells additional anatomical stories.  So instead, Katrina and Lionel decide to clean things up a bit in Episode 2.    They discuss Katrina's (mostly failed) office-wide wellness initiatives that include mass cheating on the inaugural steps challenge and a severely botched plan for employees to enjoy a company-sponsored healthy lunch.  Lionel promises Katrina he will deliver a big name guest star and similar to Episode 1, the results are less than stellar.   Come along with the most extraordinary ordinary office colleagues on their wild ride of everyday work antics.

NSFW Medical Study

On the surface, Katrina "Kat" Minah and Lionel "Lion" Bernard are living very ordinary lives working the finance department of an office furniture company in Los Angeles.  Except for the fact that completely crazy things seem to happen to them on a daily basis.  In this first episode, a highly inappropriate medical study which has nothing to do with office furniture is accidentally forwarded to a number of employees.  That same week Lionel pays a visit to an all nude spa where the medical study comes into play and hilarity ensues.  And this is just the tip of the iceberg, literally.