Not Ready to Eat Rice Edition

Not Ready to Eat Rice Edition

This month's free feed episode is from a time long long ago..... April 2025 If you enjoy this free sample, join us on patreon [patreon.com/kfmcountryradio] to unlock a bajillion more episodes of KFM! THIS WEEK ON KFM: * THE CHICKS go viral on conservative TikTok for all the wrong reasons... Turns out a lot of people are still pretty pissed about them disrespecting the president in 2003! * PEEK A BOO! ORVILLE reveals full face as the emcee in Broadway production of Cabaret * YOUR HILARIOUS PHONE CALLS on the topic of MY CAT FROM HELL * MORGAN WALLEN SHOCK! He finally selects a human female to collaborate with! * Is MAREN MORRIS losing her voice?? I investigate... All this and of course, more!! PLAYLISTS THIS EPISODE [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3earDOf70VP1A5PLwIk5Mh?si=d367351003874feb] KFM: BEST OF 2024 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0JmDRUetbv7cow3qO1SXxx?si=ec3e1596f1664867] KFM HOTLINE Leave me a voicemail or a text any time: 323-451-9541 ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Unprecedented Sh!t Edition

UNLOCKING THIS 2025 EP FROM WHEN I WITNESSED A PHYSICAL, MULTI-GENERATIONAL FIGHT BETWEEN VASTLY DIFFERENT LESBIANS AT AN ANI DIFRANCO CONCERT... IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR, SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON [patreon.com/kfmcountryradio] FOR THE REST OF KFM ON THIS EPISODE: * SCARY STORY: I got a free ticket to a ANI DIFRANCO concert that was originally supposed to be for SARAH PAULS*N...... What happened next was -- in the words of Ani-- UNPRECEDENTED * ELLE KING commemorates the one year anniversary of her Opry ban with a gorgeous new novelty song * BAILEY ZIMMERMAN apologizes for being himself and getting super wasted at CRASH MY PLAYA FEST in mexico .... * ELLA LANGLEY finally wins me over 100% with a new Miranda Co-write about .... you guessed it, TEXAS * MORGAN WALLEN officially enters his bad music era with new song "I'm the problem" SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS: THIS WEEKS EPISODE [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2sGEBuiF2Zaiv24iIT2T5k?si=63e6ff90441b4239] KFM: BEST OF 2024 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0JmDRUetbv7cow3qO1SXxx?si=49c7725d20c24916] Call or text the KFM Hotline: 323-451-9541 ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Jessica James Edition

Welcome back divas! This is another unlocked episode (this one from November 2025) If you like what you hear, please subscribe for over 70 more episodes of entertaining country radio! [patreon.com/kfmcountryradio] THIS WEEK ON KFM: * CHASE STOKES' SELF OWNSES: Dumped twice in one year by KELSEA BALLERINI, Chase Stokes starts over with a massive self-dunking on instagram * THE CMAS WERE DOA: My thoughts on the extremely strange CMA AWARDS, hosted and swept by the much oversaturated LAINEY WILSON * DOUBLE HOMICIDE: Two of MIRANDA LAMBERT's miniature ponies died on the same day... KFM Investigates.... * JESSIE MURPH: Does she know the words to Somewhere Over the Rainbow? * EVERYONE HATES CODY JOHNSON's new version of "Travelin' Soldier" * NEKO CASE, ANI DIFRANCO AND ANAIS MITCHELL are hosting an insanely expensive retreat on the Greek isle of PATMOS..... START SAVING NOW!!! All this and much more! UPGRADE TO SAMMY'S SECRETS HERE [https://www.patreon.com/posts/sammys-secrets-2-143607272?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] PLAYLISTS THIS EPISODE [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4P2Z6KIR27aqvMVulo0gz5?si=48a9e5cf02f141e3] KFM: BEST OF 2024 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0JmDRUetbv7cow3qO1SXxx?si=40ec1fd7cdb04473] PICS CHASE STOKES BEING A GIRL ON INSTA [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/6f24d8bc860a4131b7c8f6e89c15a4e7/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9/1.png?token-hash=wi1kXogkGrb1-2t3wIrV9xZUoT5ugQGchw_BHZRtjrA%3D&token-time=1777852800] [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/49e03954b4084285bdd114006c6370b2/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9/1.png?token-hash=UE0eqcqdAhSD8cFNcOrLlInrqhZoD48gSv8XDSItqDU%3D&token-time=1777852800] KELSEA'S FIRST ALBUM: [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/6cba6e935b1e4eab9da1e6aeb52d6cd1/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9/1.png?token-hash=7T1EeblEe6UIDvqcKuE5h2DRaA2--2gtjyC-09rbe5Q%3D&token-time=1777852800] JORDAN DAVIS, HIGH SCHOOL HISTORY TEACHER: [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/d1a8cd6b988e4de3bf09887d91c98a22/eyJhIjoxLCJwIjoxfQ%3D%3D/1.png?token-hash=IRQdWSXGQyB_21jyIlPxd_LciXN9N0wVwGrFW4ubqeE%3D&token-time=1777852800] MIRANDA'S PONIES..... WHAT HAPPENED: [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/6e795b888e8d497e88a4b51abc040eb9/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9/1.png?token-hash=Gvvas1DVpNOdZRm1tcSZO6U22Tlhq-VW-R1wl6Lnu34%3D&token-time=1777852800] JESSIE MURPH IN HER FASCINATOR WITH THE LYRICS OF SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW.... [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/f3ba7879d2db4a0aa273b33ef0c25192/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9/1.png?token-hash=ku87l9jib1ARz0q8nqAiiChlKHekQyEwrwENaTLAbCg%3D&token-time=1777852800] THE YANCY-SIEGEL CLAN...... NAVIGATORS OF PATMOS [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/144400627/bf0e22d97538492e88d98bf2c5eb513d/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9/1.png?token-hash=qagz7yzyilan3Gmbj2yqLVT01NRLubuO8yQaawLGnIs%3D&token-time=1777852800] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Carly Pearce Ranch Incident

Unlocking an episode from our recent history! If you like this episode, subscribe on patreon [patreon.com/kfmcountryradio] for the real KFM experience! FOR THE WEEK OF SEP 29 2025: * CARLY PEARCE sustains severe injury while opening a bottle of ranch dressing * CHARLIZE THERON was denied entry to my show in Ojai! 🤩 * COUNTRY 101: I explain to you guys in 90 seconds who Jimmie Rogers was (the Father of Country Music) * BUZZKILL BEAT: Bombshell stories from the New York Crimes reveal that both walking 10k steps and electrolytes are FAKE NEWS * ACTUAL TEA: I have actual tea to spill regarding ZACH BRYAN'S NEW FIANCE * ARSENIC UPDATE: I review the arsenic pills i've been taking for RESTLESS LEG * JESSIE MURPH has never been to a strip club (She is a 20 year old child) ALL THIS AND OF COURSE MUCH MORE! PLAYLISTS THIS EPISODE [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1zIUijtLQYM7knDxT8EooY?si=fb66e4b332314bbc] KFM: BEST OF 2024 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0JmDRUetbv7cow3qO1SXxx?si=270a56c779784043] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Fat Guy of the Year 2026 Edition!

The moment has arrived! The ballots have been cast, the winner will soon be crowned... IT'S THE 2ND ANNUAL FAT GUY OF THE YEAR AWARDS! 7 Nominees will enter but only one will win! It's a crowded field and we have seen some incredible work this year but who brought the most honor and visibility to the long standing tradition of fat guys in country music? Only one way to find out.... PLUS * ELLA LANGLEY announces her new album Dandelion, produced by Miranda Lambert and sporting the ugliest album cover I've ever seen * THINGS IVE NOTICED since I stopped smoking weed 2 weeks ago And of course so much more! PLAYLISTS * KFM: BEST OF 2025 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0UYPytntYZRvCP2XKMvokw?si=7736e8c08f964bb8] * KFM HOTLINE Call or text me any time with your questions, comments, song requests or dedications! 323-451-9541 UPGRADE Upgrade to the $10/tier to hear my anything goes side-pod Sammy's Secrets [https://www.patreon.com/posts/sammys-secrets-1-142440836?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] (and get a free t-shirt!) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.