Messy Dating: "We Don't Want This."

Hott n' Messy

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2504783/open_sms] Discovering Confident Hotness and Unconventional Self-Love In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' sisters Cindy and Carly delve into their personal lives and share an array of humorous and profound stories touching on self-confidence, sibling dynamics, and historical tidbits. They navigate through funny Instagram comments, playful history lessons, and even some unexpected and risqué discussions, including hair catching fire at a sex party. Additionally, listeners contribute by sharing unconventional things that make them feel hot, ranging from fashion choices to acts of kindness, providing a colorful mix of inspiring and laugh-out-loud moments. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and unapologetic conversation. 00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Banter 00:27 The Utah Spelling Debate 01:40 Medieval Times and Hotmail Memories 04:34 Boardroom Confessions 05:31 Testimonies and Mormon Culture 18:20 Unconventional Hotness 38:52 Listener Submissions 39:23 Hilarious Mom Jokes 39:54 Free Balling in Slacks 40:30 Unconventional Things That Make Us Feel Hot 45:10 Smoking and Lipstick 47:34 Affectionate Straight Men and Toy Reviews 49:34 Bouncing Ponytails and Nude Beaches 51:48 Juicy Fruits and Feet Fetishes 54:40 Ignoring Men and Movie Theater Makeouts 57:23 Cooking for a Date 01:12:00 Romanticizing the Little Things 01:14:51 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

The Birds, the Bees and Messy Genes

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2504783/open_sms] Messy Genes: Uncovering Awkward Sex Education Stories and Overcoming Religious Stigmas In this candid and humorously insightful episode, sisters Cindy and Carly share personal anecdotes and listener stories about their experiences with sex education, or lack thereof, while growing up in a conservative, religious environment. From discovering misinformation about sex, dealing with awkward parental 'sex talks', and the personal journey of overcoming shame and taboo topics, this episode dives deep into the impact of religious teachings on sexuality, consent, and personal growth. As they navigate these sensitive topics, Cindy and Carly emphasize the importance of open communication, enthusiastic consent, and self-education in creating a healthier and more open approach towards sex and relationships. 00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Weekend Adventures 00:26 Concert Chaos and Lost Phone Drama 06:17 Podcast Studio and Serious Topics 07:14 Rave Experience and Mother-Daughter Moments 10:21 NXIVM Cult Connection and ELF Cosmetics 13:18 The S*x Talk and Growing Up Mormon 25:52 Listener Stories: Awkward S*x Education 31:50 Embarrassing School Story 32:43 Misconceptions and Confidence 34:08 The Impact of Repression 35:18 First Time Experiences 38:34 Lack of Proper Education 41:53 Parental Conversations 46:16 Misguided Beliefs 48:31 The Importance of Open Communication 58:11 Funny Misunderstandings 01:10:07 Healing and Moving Forward

Messy Faves

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2504783/open_sms] Our Favorite Things: Family Reunion, Unhinged Purchases, and Empathy Redefined In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Carly and Cindy discuss their recent family reunion filled with light-hearted chaos, memorable events, and the humorously unfiltered recounting of their slightly tipsy family dinner. They dive into some of their favorite quirky purchases from TikTok shops and revel in the simple pleasures like Mexican candy binges. The sisters candidly explore personal validation methods, favorite beauty routines, and how meaningful life reminders can ground them. From the joy of Botox to the therapeutic nature of solo dance parties, the episode balances raw authenticity with fun, bringing listeners into Carly and Cindy's uniquely vibrant world. 00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Family Reunion Recap 00:41 Family Dinner Shenanigans 03:02 Travel Tales and Reunion Reflections 05:49 Podcast Updates and Listener Love 07:32 Upcoming Rave Excitement 11:12 Neighborhood Wildlife Adventures 14:30 Favorite Things and Unhinged Purchases 19:00 Feeling Hot and Confident 22:15 Housewife Therapy and Dancing 22:48 Favorite Quotes and Memes 24:39 Shower and Moisturizing Routine 28:34 Botox and Skincare 33:05 Humorous Insults and Drinking Stories 35:33 Dream Jobs and Coping Skills 40:13 Pet Peeves and Communication 44:00 Random Favorites and Conclusion

Messy Mormonism: Leave Laugh Live

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2504783/open_sms] Navigating Faith and Identity: Our Deconstruction Journey In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Cindy and Carly embark on a candid and emotional dialogue about leaving the Mormon Church, wrestling with faith, and finding their personal identity outside of religion. Carly opens up about her initial doubts sparked by her husband’s questioning and the eventual unraveling of their devout beliefs. Cindy recalls her emotional ride through her own faith crisis, exacerbated by her sister’s departure and navigating her own path while undergoing intense therapy. Woven into the narrative are humorous reflections on Mormon fashion and the sisterly bond that stood the test of this transformative period in their lives. 00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter 00:31 Podcast Setup Struggles 01:25 Hair Talk and Personal Grooming 02:13 Welcome to Messy Genes 02:35 Leaving the Church: A Unique Topic 03:06 C*nty Stories of the Week 03:13 Tripping on Ac*d: A Personal Experience 11:51 Quitting Nicotine: A Personal Journey 17:33 Leaving the Mormon Church: Personal Stories 18:31 Mormon Fashion Disasters 42:07 Existential Crisis and Identity Struggle 42:53 Revealing the Truth to Family 43:20 Impact on Relationships and Personal Journals 43:58 A Monumental Shift: Wheeler Farm Incident 46:55 The Email That Changed Everything 48:40 Processing Faith and Personal Revelation 55:01 Family Reactions and Emotional Turmoil 01:00:23 Questioning the Church and Seeking Truth 01:14:12 Therapy and Self-Discovery 01:19:45 A New Beginning: Embracing Change

Messy Dating: "We Don't Want This."

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2504783/open_sms]  Welcome back to our Messy Dating Series!  Disasters and Dream Dates Carly and Cindy dive into their hilarious, cringe-worthy, and sometimes shocking dating stories. They discuss quirky dating experiences, odd hookups, and encounters with unsavory characters. Listeners contribute their own tales, including everything from awkward drug deal dates to white supremacy rallies, highlighting the wide range of dating horrors that people endure. The sisters also reflect on their ideal first dates, emphasizing the importance of a well-planned, assertive, and enjoyable experience. They wrap up by urging listeners to rate, review, and share the podcast to make ‘Messy Genes’ their full-time gig. 00:00 Introduction and Sisterly Bond 00:24 Underwear Confessions 03:23 Podcast Feedback and Singing Memories 06:43 Love Island Drama 19:54 Crazy Dating Stories 32:53 Arrested Development and Awkward Dates 33:51 A Scary Date in Provo Canyon 35:51 Men's Fears vs. Women's Realities 48:03 A Bizarre Date with a Toothbrush 50:09 From Mormonism to Evangelical Christianity 51:52 Artificially Inseminating Reindeer 56:01 A Traumatic Experience with Marines 01:02:48 Dream Dates and Final Thoughts