| MADHD EP99 |

| MADHD EP99 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast ⁠"2 Daddies Judging Baddies"⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/5B3kUjyK9UgRgCtl7PMMLh] or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code MADHD 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/]‬ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

"My Favorite Color Is Seven" | MADHD EP98 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Mike and Dylan go completely off over a Tuesday strip club, an acid trip gone sideways, and a church shut-in that nobody was emotionally ready for... You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast ⁠"2 Daddies Judging Baddies"⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/5B3kUjyK9UgRgCtl7PMMLh] or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code MADHD 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] This week, Mike and Dylan tear apart a full lineup of listener chaos: a one-legged scooter collision at a Cardinals game, a grand jury no-indict that had the whole town exhaling, and a church shut-in story that starts with paintball and ends with an arrest with absolutely no trigger warning. Then Sam's friend decides the perfect moment to play Pokémon Go is while driving someone who just took acid, gets pulled over, and covers by telling the cop his passenger is "mentally retarded." They get away with a warning. Goat Man is back again, somehow topping himself, his buddy Andrew dragging him into a Tuesday afternoon strip club described as "a haunted waiting room with neon lights," losing $50, getting a rogue lap dance, and receiving what may or may not have been a sexual proposition disguised as a conversation about a spicy bean burrito. Mike and Dylan dig into all of it with zero chill and zero apologies. Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/]‬ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

Tighty Whitey WARRIOR!!! | MADHD EP97 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Mike and Dylan crack up over a guy who strips to tighty-whities before EVERY fight and that's somehow not even the most unhinged thing in this episode. In Episode 97, the guys go off on: Ryan cut off his toxic alcoholic parents after they spent years trashing his wife and his military service and he hasn't heard from them since. Mike has feelings. Violent, road-trip-shaped feelings. Jordan blacked out at 16, woke up covered in vomit, blamed her best friend for a year, and didn't confess for even longer. Mike has a matching story involving V8 juice, punk socks, and 5pm unconsciousness. Fat Thundercat is back, first with an update on her emotionally-cheating husband, then with a new submission about grocery store grannies who will not stop trying to touch her babies. She's one tap away from becoming Stone Cold Steve Austin in the produce section. Then Goat Man sends in a masterpiece: the legend of Ronald, a college guy who stripped down to tighty-whities before every single fight, won maybe one in three, and once had to sprint down Main Street in his underwear chased by cops after his clothes got stolen. Mike and Dylan add the Dragon Ball Z transformation theory, two childhood bullies separately arrested on meth while naked, and a deep dive into the worst Christmas propaganda movie ever made. Subscribe and rate us five stars. Or don't... but the algorithm will be sad. You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast ⁠"2 Daddies Judging Baddies"⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/5B3kUjyK9UgRgCtl7PMMLh] or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code MADHD 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/]‬ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

The Most Legendary Bathroom Disaster We've Ever Heard | MADHD EP96 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Mike and Dylan read the most legendary bathroom disaster story in podcast history and that's not even where this episode starts. Fat Thundercat is back with a wild update that goes way deeper than the original cheating saga including a rib-breaking reveal nobody saw coming. Then Ricky from Oklahoma sends in a heartfelt single-dad story that genuinely hits. And then Goatman507 delivers "Defcon Brown at the Shake Shack" four full pages of pure, unhinged comedic writing about what happens when your stomach declares a state of emergency inside an escape room, in front of your girlfriend's family, six months into the relationship. Mike and Dylan weigh in on all of it. They also go off on the Lexington BBQ festival (Bridget's Kitchen gets its flowers), announce a brand new film review podcast, and Mike shares exactly what it's like to hold in Thanksgiving farts at a new girlfriend's house while trying to maintain any shred of dignity. It's chaotic, it's warm, and it absolutely goes off the rails in the best way. New episodes every week. Follow on Apple or Spotify and we'll see you next time. You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast ⁠"2 Daddies Judging Baddies"⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/5B3kUjyK9UgRgCtl7PMMLh] or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code MADHD 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/]‬ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

MOST INSANE Fishing Rescue Story EVER!!! | MADHD EP95 |

⁠⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Mike and Dylan completely lose it over a hefty fisherman who got towed to shore like a freshly-speared walrus and that's just the FIRST story on this comedy podcast. Episode 95 of Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama opens with the guys breaking down their chaotic weekend short film shoot (no shot list, full mayhem), before diving into one of the funniest listener submissions they've ever received. Goatman507, self-described "hefty country boy" goes fishing solo on Hillsdale Lake in a tiny plastic boat that was "basically a Walmart kayak with self-esteem." He gets high-centered on a submerged log, goes straight into 40-degree water "like a bag of wet concrete," perches on an underwater tree like a half-drowned swamp goblin, gets rescued by strangers who cannot lift him into their boat, and ends up getting literally towed to shore while hanging off the side. Then he gets back in the boat and keeps fishing. Mike and Dylan are done. From there: a listener pitches a third podcast idea (and wants 10% for Mike's big toe), a 20-year-old accidentally breaks and enters the wrong house while blackout drunk on Pink Whitney, Ricky from Oklahoma handles his girlfriend's workplace stalker with an absolute power move, and a mom of a child with autism and intellectual disability brings a genuinely moving question about CBD therapy that sends Mike and Dylan deep into parenting advice, heavy metal exposure, vaccines, and why the media is the real enemy. It's a lot. We're not sorry. Follow so you never miss us losing it like this again. New episodes every week. Follow on Apple or Spotify and we'll see you next time. You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast ⁠"2 Daddies Judging Baddies"⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/5B3kUjyK9UgRgCtl7PMMLh] or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code MADHD 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/]‬ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]