YA DING DONG

VANS

If you're wearing Vans right now... you might be alternative. And you're definitely millennial. Vans are adult attire because, well, we're the adults now. Oh, and if you wish we were talking about Converse instead we did that on Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/posts/158950014].

GOLLUM

What has it got in its nasty pocketsess?!?!?! A portable music device? We wants it, we needs it. Must have the podcast. They stole it from us. Sneaky little listeners. Wicked, tricksy, false! Give it to us raw and wriggling!

YOUNG FOLKS

*whistles in fluent hipster*

MAN BUNS

Put your hair in a messy man bun, put on some Millennial Excellence, and handle it. Also don't forget to listen to the async episode [https://www.patreon.com/posts/async-episode-156672848].

YA DING DONG

"The idea behind the roast had always been about camaraderie. It is not about making anyone feel bad. It is about taking equal jabs at your friends and peers and just having fun" - Jeff Ross Sign up for our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/MillennialExcellence] please. Please sign up.