9: Let's Do It

12: The Perfect Christmas

While Miranda experiences some classic seasonal stress, we wonder whether a perfect Christmas is even possible - albeit not for long, because obviously it's not.

11: Just Act Normal

The Fruit Friends group chat has had only one, what I call, 'Miressage' this week: 'Stuck with mum. Hell on Earth. Prepare many drinks'. So with none of our advice needed, and since this is Calum's favourite episode, we rank our favourite episodes of various sitcoms, and discuss other shows that have had entire episodes that are one single scene.

10: A New Low

As Miranda and Stevie try to keep up with the energy of their new young friend Tamara, we really get into the mind of the youth by going off on a tangent about noughteens boy band The Wanted.

9: Let's Do It

We ponder whether we'd advise Miranda in the group chat to just have sex with Gary and get it over with.

08: Before I Die

As Miranda attempts to do good for the sake of a pre-mortem eulogy, we ponder our own legacies. Perhaps this subpar podcast will be our lasting gift to the world?