62 - Dazzler #1, Dazzler: The Movie, & Beauty and the Beast

62 - Dazzler #1, Dazzler: The Movie, & Beauty and the Beast

In this super-sized episode, the boys recap 5+ ears of Dazzler, including her pre-appearance history, her graphic novel, and her love story with The Beast! Come learn all about the origins of the Disco Dazzler and her brushes with real world and Marvel Comics fame. Topics Discussed: Boogie these suckers out. Why roller skates? Spider-Man! The X-Men! THE BLAZING LORDS weren't invited to the dance. Mischief rules. What if Carrie was popular? Enchantress' perfect disguise. Stevie Wildfire. A whirlwind recap of Dazzler 2-34. Jerk off BEFORE you draw. Nice Guys. "Oh wow!" Everybody has a Jarvis. Susan Twobooms. "The instruction manual to my body."  GO SUCK AN EGG! Blimp Bloopers! Hugo Longride. Is Beast nude? DAZZLER DISAPPEARS! Rocker, the Horse-Man. Mr. Beast. "I've... never been told... to shut up". The Sizzler. TIMESTAMPS 0:00 - Intro & Dazzler History 11:40 - Pat's Email Corner 26:50 - Dazzler #1 51:41 - Dazzler #2-34  1:05:14 - Dazzler: The Movie 1:56:15 - Beauty and the Beast mini-series 2:54:08 - Pat's Deals n' Steals 3:00:49 - Goodbye! Join our Patreon! Free, or pay-what-you-want: patreon.com/mutantmenace [http://patreon.com/mutantmenace] Write into Pat's Email Corner: mutantmenacepod@gmail.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV [https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV] Instagram: @mutantmenacepod [https://www.instagram.com/mutantmenacepod]

61- Firestar #1-4 & Uncanny X-Men #193

This girl is on fire! That's right, folks, tune in to hear two sweet goofballs work their way through the 616 introduction of FIRESTAR, years after being created by a licensing issue! It's deeper and more complex than you'd expect for a comic origin of a Saturday morning cartoon character. Tune in, it's a good one! TOPICS DISCUSSED: Recording under a desk. Firestar! How many grapes are in a bunch? Hotel wifi. Ma and Son Jones. “Not now!” An M on your palm. Emma Frost, genius-level inventor. The school dance. Fast track to gettin’ kissed. You have to help each other! Diplomatic Xavier/dick Xavier. All of their villains, I guess, by nature, are child murderers. Jaime Rodriguez is back!! Fake punk guy. Tom DeFalco’s really not good at naming comic books. Alright, Austin Powers. Breakdancing certificate. TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro and Firestar history 13:33 - Pat’s Email Corner 19:33 - Firestar #1 : "Mark of the Mutant" 43:29 - Firestar #2: "The Players and the Pawn!" 1:05:37 - Uncanny X-Men #193 : "Warhunt 2" 1:42:11 - Firestar #3 :"This Lady Kills!" 1:53:40 - Firestar #4 : "Now Strikes the Assassin!" 2:14:13 - Pat’s Steals ‘n’ Deals Join our Patreon! Free, or pay-what-you-want: patreon.com/mutantmenace [http://patreon.com/mutantmenace] Write into Pat's Email Corner: mutantmenacepod@gmail.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV [https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV] Instagram: @mutantmenacepod [https://www.instagram.com/mutantmenacepod]

BONUS - State Fair of Texas & Obnoxio the Clown

This one is WILD! Special guest Matt's Son Toby joins us to follow the X-Men through a couple of their most bizarre side quests to date; one wholesome, one not so much! I promise, you aren't really prepared for either. You gotta listen to understand! Tune in! SPECIAL FREE SURPRISE FOR LISTENERS: we have digitized, for the first time (to the best of our knowledge), The X-Men at the State Fair of Texas! Links below, please share! No viruses, we promise! Link to folder [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/158sFM1CazxEkpT2VoQbSeRXJiqAVPCOy?usp=sharing] with high-res cbz file, low-res cbz file, and pdf TOPICS DISCUSSED: Toby Aukamp! Attacky Titans. Scooby-Doo booby trap. Eye-Scream is here! Unstable Molecule Chest Refrigeration Unit. HE’S MY SON. Little dutch brat. Keystone Cops. Loser League. Spider-Man vs. the Dallas Cowboys. “Oh…wars.” The Cotton Bowl. “If her name is Ariel, this ain’t in your carry-all…of X-Men canon.” Nobody likes horses. A winged boy. Throwing motorcycles in a horse barn. Word search. Eques is here! Morgan Boots. TIME STAMPS: 7:55 - History of Obnoxio the Clown 13:53 - Recap of Obnoxio the Clown VS the X-Men: “Somethin’ Slimy This Way Comes!” 44:17 - History of The Uncanny X-Men at the State Fair of Texas: “Battle at the State Fair of Texas” 53:51 - Recap of The Uncanny X-Men at the State Fair of Texas: “Battle at the State Fair of Texas” 1:17:45 - Pat's Steals n Deals Join our Patreon! Free, or pay-what-you-want: patreon.com/mutantmenace [http://patreon.com/mutantmenace] Write into Pat's Email Corner: mutantmenacepod@gmail.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV [https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV] Instagram: @mutantmenacepod [https://www.instagram.com/mutantmenacepod]

60 - New Mutants #26-28 - LEGION

Tune in this week, folks; the New Mutants are fun again! Join us as the gang tackles a severe psychic threat, Xavier reckons just a little with his past, and Bill Sienkiewicz cements his legendary status. Plus, a couple of goofy adventures with Spider-Man! Issues: New Mutants #26-28; Marvel Team-Up #149 & #150 TOPICS DISCUSSED: Matt won’t be home. Random number generator. Ti West’s X-Men trilogy. Wawa pizza. A reckoning for Xavier…sort of. We’re getting farther from Johnny Carson. ALARM! Jack Wayne is here!! If you die in here, you die in real life. Memory crystals. Gormless. Children are so dumb. Sales tax. Incandescent Man, Fluorescent Man, and LED Man. She doesn’t even get a name. Mrs. Muggins is here!! The Shakespearean tragedy of Juggernaut and Black Tom. Why not just wear the smaller helmet? A little goblin alien man. He is unsettling. TIMESTAMPS: 05:54 - Pat’s Email Corner 16:00 - X-Men-related things 23:17 - New Mutants #26: Legion 49:00 - New Mutants #27: Into the Abyss 1:12:05 - New Mutants #28: Soulwar 1:34:32 - BONUS Pat’s Steals n Deals 1:37:26 - Marvel Team-Up #149: The Incandescent Man 1:53:07 - Marvel Team-Up #150: ‘Tis Better to Give! 2:12:16 - Regular Pat’s Deals n Steals Join our Patreon! Free, or pay-what-you-want: patreon.com/mutantmenace [http://patreon.com/mutantmenace] Write into Pat's Email Corner: mutantmenacepod@gmail.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV [https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV] Instagram: @mutantmenacepod [https://www.instagram.com/mutantmenacepod]

59 - Uncanny X-Men #190-192, Annual #8 - Kulan Gath?

Buckle up, listeners, because these issues get weird! Join us as we join the X-Men in medieval Manhattan, campfires, adjacent properties, and even fairytale outer space! We've got bizarre villains, dragons, aliens, and hacky-sacks! Tune in! Topics Discussed: Rogue is Green. Wilfred Brimley argues for mutant rights. Xavier/Caliban. Warlock looks like Peter Parker. "Ensorcelment". We wouldn't know if we were medieval times'd.  "I'll Slurp Ya!" Understanding Medieval English. Boob cones. WHERE THE FUCK IS CYPHER!? Why is there a plug here? Kurt's tickle party-forward leadership. Bringing a dragon to an airport. Worthy Foes. "Your planet beat Galactus?" Psi-lock. Claremont wishes he wrote Star Wars. "And I'm the ultra powerful spaceship!" The origin of Diamond White Queen. Lockheed's fuck planet. Pokemon the Movie ass ending. TIMESTAMPS 1:40 - Pat's Email Corner 13:25 - What Scared You Most As A Child? (Accidental Segment) 15:30 - Where Did We Leave The X-Men? 18:30 - UNCANNY X-MEN #190 “AN AGE UNDREAMED OF” 40:50 - UNCANNY X-MEN #191 "RAIDERS OF THE LOST TEMPLE!" 1:02:00 - Uncanny X-Men #192 "Fun ‘n’ Games!" 1:22:04 - Uncanny X-Men Annual #8 "The Adventures of Lockheed the Space Dragon and His Pet Girl Kitty" 1:41:35 - Final Thoughts 1:46:20 - Pat's Deals n' Steals Join our Patreon! Free, or pay-what-you-want: patreon.com/mutantmenace [http://patreon.com/mutantmenace] Write into Pat's Email Corner: mutantmenacepod@gmail.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV [https://discord.gg/fPv7hRgTeV] Instagram: @mutantmenacepod [https://www.instagram.com/mutantmenacepod]